Judge — September 29, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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*You will have to give me another room, said a visitor to the hotel-manager. _‘* What's the matter? Aren't you comfortable where you are?" ‘Well, not exactly, ‘That German musician in the next room and I don't get along well. Last night he tooted away on his clari- onet so that I thought Iwould never get to sleep Alter Uhad caught a few winks I was awanened by a pounding on my door. . * What is the matter? I asked. —* Of you blease,’ said the German, ‘dat you vould shnore of der same key. You vas from b flat to g, und it shpoils der moosic.” Mrs, Winstow’s Soorittne Syrup for Chil- ren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the ums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- rivea, 25 cents a bottle. It was rather startling to be awakened by the light of a dark-lantern shining in one’s eyes, but Editha’s politeness did not desert her. “Won't you sit down, Mr, Burglar?" she said sweetly. Unthinkingly he obeyed and met his doom, for in another moment he was so entan. uled in the tidies, throws, ribbons ete , with which the little willow rocker was covere | that he could do nothing but sit still and glare at her as she stepped over to the telephone ans called the police.—/ndianapolis Journal. Cook's Imperial. World's Fair “highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable lanquet, delicious flavor.” RETURN OF THE SUMMER GIRL. As the sea-nymph by the ocean All the summer she had posed, Where the surf in wild commotion On the shore’s white margin closed. And-it seemed a bit surprising, When her city home she sought, Fre my welcome realizing, ‘Yo remark the scream she scraught— Heaven be praised ! I'm home, dear popper, “‘Lo'rd the wash-room bent her path * Now at last I have an oppor ‘Tonity to take a bath.” —Philadelphia Record For Chafing, DANDRUFF, Prickly Heat, and Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, ‘Packer’s ‘Tar Soap. | ‘A TALE OP THREE CITIES. Vriscilla of these fin-de-sitcle days, Who from old pilgrim stock boasts her de- scent, Reads Emerson and Browning and essays A tilt with any sage at argument ; Goes to the symphonies, plays whist in Lent— Yet in one way she patterns her grand dames ; For when a bit of gossip you bestow With aif her ismic knowledge she exclaims, “+1 want to know !" One has come down upon Manhattan isle Through a long line of tradesfolk Vans. To-day She perches high upon the social stile ‘And plumes herself on being distingué And on her etiquette ; but if you say A thing is thus and so, strange to relate, If to the belle your news is a surprise, She'll tell you, “You don’t say!" as sure as fate, With wide-oped eyes A piquant cousin of the hearty west— “We got the fair from you, you know,” said’ she: ** We've half your gelt and soon shall have the rest, And no one bluffs about his fam'ly-tree.” Stunned by her verve. yet anxious to agree— ** Our girls, with all theie style, cannot compare With yours for looks,” he said. And thus she spake h elevated eyes, inquiring stare, ** For heaven's sake!" —Edward W. Barnard in Kate Field's Wash- ington, Ladies are greatly benefited by the use of Angostura Bitters, the South American tonic of Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons. Ask your druggist. Money may make the mare go, but many a chap has found that the mare also niakes the money go.—Exchange, ‘THE CELEBRATED SOHMER ‘Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14t) St., New York. Cavrion.—The busing pullic will please not eon found the Sonex Prato with ‘ove of a sounding name of cheap grade. S—0—-H-M-E-R. ‘The cool and pleasant With anguish fill For well he knows that soon he must Begin to carry coal. —Chicago Inter-Ocean. ang HEAD NOISES celieyed 8 WIESON'S ComMON SER FAR DRUMS. Now acientite invent tcheat fn Conniraction from eater de: cea" Aestee the Geat when at «ther de Hees raft and where Wwedietl sui bas Hiven uveliet. bate, comfortable, ie fini, bave'go sire’ cr tring aiacD- ment. map let. JAR DRUM CO.. wiLsoi Meotive Jones. Louisville, Ky. ‘using ie entirety dit m1 DRUM IN rostti0N, ADIAN (BY WHISKY ‘The age and genuineness of THIS Whisky are guaranteed by the Excise Department of the Canadian Government by certificate over the capsule of every bottle. From the mo- ment of manufacture until this certificate is affixed the Whisky never leaves the custody of the Excise Officers. No other Govern- ‘ment in the World provides for consumers this independent and absolute guarantee of purity and ripeness. “Ganadian Club” ‘Whisky is particularly adapted for medici- nal use. When not obtainable from local dealers we will gladly supply Consumers direct The sweetest music {s that we never hear;! the prettiest women are those we never see} the best things in the world are those we never get.— Detroit Free Press. Asa specific against dyspepsia and other troubles of the stomach, also as an appetizer and for rising in drinks, nothing superior to BOKER'S BITTERS. A MORNING SONG. Bobolink am pipin’ in de mahrsh (Wake up, honey mine ; de sun am shinin’), Crow am callin’ loud, wif voice so hahrsh. (Wake up, picinnini, fom yoah dreamin’) De dew it luk laik di'mon’s on de long blades ob de grass ; De mornin’ breeze am bendin’ low de willows as it pass ; | De yellow sun am climbin’ to he sky-home mighty fas’ (Ope yoah eyes an’ smile, me picinnini). Yellow colin am waitin’ foh de hoe (Wake up, honey mine; yoah mammy ’s callin’). Colored man cyarnt res’ heself no moh (Wake up, picinnini, fom yoah sleepin’). OF massa am a-callin’ foh he blacksnake an’ he cane, An’ pretty soon yoh heah him come a-drivin’ down de lane ; So yoh better get yoh ready foh io hoe de cohn | again (Kub yoh eyelids open, picinnini). - Uncle Eben in Dawes County (Nebraska) Journal, “The Belle of Nelson.” | The whis-ey that made Kentucky famous Used in all government institutions after a thorough chemical analysis, and pronounced to be the finest and purest whiskey in the United States 1 For sale in cases or by barrel. Address Acken, Mrxwart. & Conptr, New York, N. ¥., of The Belle of Nelson Distillery Co.,' LOUISVILLE, KY. ‘Vo frighten burglars a resident of Louisville kept a savage canine and displayed this sign— “* Look out for the dog.” Some thieves poi- | soned the dog. stole fourteen chickens, and | the sign read, ‘* Louk out for the chick- Somebody will get hurt there next, and | the sign will read, ** Look out for the gun,”— New Orleans Picayune, 2oth Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARRER. FR. A.S. C.K. 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