Judge — September 22, 1894 — page 12: what you’re looking at

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Army (retired), Jormerly, Professor, of | Discases of the Mind and Nervous Sy2- | tem in the University of New York, &e. “I have for some time made use of the BUFFALO LITHIA WATER tn cases of affections of the nervous sys tem, complicated with Bright's Disease ofthe Kidneys, or with a 'y Diath~ ests. The results have been eminently sat- isfactory. Lithia has for many years been ‘favorite remedy with mo in like cases, but the Buffalo Water certainly act better than any extemporaneous solu- tion of the Lithia Salts, and ts, more- over, better borne by the stomach. I also often prescribe it in those cases of Cerebral Hypercemia resulting from over mental work—in which the con- dition called Nervous Dyspepsia exists— and generally with marked beneft. And asa matter of primeimportancalt is not to be torgotten that the composition of the BUFFALO LITHIA WATER is such, and the experience of tts use #0 complete, that ro doubt exists of its great power, not only as a solvent for galeull already in the bladder, but of the diseases of such calcul existing in the blood THOFAS F. GOODE, Proprietor, Buitalo Lithia Springs, Va. ** So you ate not going to send your son to college?’ Uncle Oatbin—"**Tain't no use don't care nothin’ fur games an’ never did.""— Chicago Inter-Occan. THIS IS A PIPE. Can not be told from actgar. Made of asbeston. Tolds « terse Plpefull of tobacea, and lasts for years. Ask your dealer {olget tt for you or wend we 10c. 12 stampa for sarople and Pricelist. Xk PPE Co.. 68 Guernsey Sty Stamford, Comm, GENTLEMEN! Don't suffer longer with imperfect and unreliable Couar Butions. A postal- ard will bring you a circular describing “The Renedict?? patent. Juoce in Jdorses it as the best. 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