Judge — September 1, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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He walked up the Rialto, on the west of Her- ald square, Looking horsey from his shoe-tips to his glossy, oily hair. He had stripes across his shirt-front and big dots upon his vest ; | A straw hat like a buzz-saw and a watch-chain from the west. Lis eyes were elevated with a supercilious stare, his diamonds they quite rivaled the sum- mer sun's fierce glare le cares naught for strikes or tariff, is never known to fret, For he has a job as husband to a popular sou- brette.—New York Herald. ‘Your majesty,” reported the chief imp, * Henry VIII. kicks on giving up his room on the first floor and going into the attic.” ‘You just tell him,” rejoined Pluto, ** that he doesn’t jhold the divorce record any longer and that we've got to have his apartments for a gentle- man from Sioux Falls." —B. A. in Kate Field's Washington, | Half Rates to Washington, D. C., and Return, via Peansylvania Railroad, For the biennial encampment of the supreme lodge and grand encampment of the Knights of I’ythias of the world, to be held at Washing- on, D. C., August 27th to September sth, it clusive, the Pennsylvania Railroad Company will sell, from August 23d to 2th, inclusive, ound-trip tickets to Washington and return at tate of a single fare for the round tip, These hickets will be valid for return passage until Sep- tember 6th, with a further extension of time unti September rsth, obtainable by depositing tick- Jets with joint agent at Washington on or be- fore September 6th. This arrangement will |afford a rare opportunity to all to visit the na- |tional capital. Stop-off at Philadelphia and Baltimore will be allowed on tickets through those points, Round-trip tickets: from ‘Washington to Bal- imore and return, limited to two days, includ. day of sale, can be purchased during this ‘ampment at rate of $1.25 each, When in her little bathing-suit Along the beach she walked The effect was quite electrical And not a few were shocked. —Detroit Tribune, For Chafing, DANDRUFF, Prickly Heat, and Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, Packer’s Tar Soap. LONDON, 69 & 70 Mark Lane, F.C, Anent this jolly little scrap Between the Chinaman and Jap ‘An opinion we would utter, if you please. ‘Though the washee-man is stronger ‘And on population longer, ‘They are jumping on his collar with the greatest Japanease. —Oil City Blissard, Cook's Imperial, World’s Fair ‘highest award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” Mrs. Begum—"' Do you know, Mrs. Bogum, I met with the greatest Iuck to day when I was out shopping.” Mrs. Bogum—"* What was it?” Mfrs. Begum—" You remember I was telling you that there are seventeen windows in our house?” Mrs, Bogum—" Yes." Mrs, Begum—" Well, L went around toall the stores looking at screens for the windows and I actu ally found a screen that almost fitted one of them,”"—South Boston News. Mas. Winstow’s Sooritine Syrup for Chit- dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Thera. 25 cents a bottle, Oh, in this time of widespread ill et warning words be spoken, for Some thoughtless person surely will Expose a Chinese laundry-bill While in a Japanese knick-knack store. Chicago Record, Augustus St. Clair, who has been a journal- ist at least thirty years, has become the editor of the Electrical and Street Railway Reporter. Mr. St. Clair has the requisite experience and ability to make this a successful trade journal, and the Jupce tenders its proprietors very hearty congratulations, Elder Comfort (visiting the museum)—"" You say this is a Petar ‘of the eye of the needle through which the camel passed. Why, sir, modern scholars have discovered that the n die’s eye spoken of in Matthew was a gateway. The proprietor (in confusion)—"* Yes, certainly Through cottage door, By sea and shore, In bathing-suit and tan, “The poets chase the summer girl, But skip the summer man, —Boston Budget. —of course ; but you see this picture was taken before that ‘discovery was made."—Arkansaw With the advent of summer and its accom- Traveler, panying, dlarders of the digestive organs, oo mily ought to be without BOKE'S BIT- TERS, the surest specific. Ladies take Angostura Bitters generally when they feel low-spirited, It brightens them up. Dr. Siegert & Sons, sole manufacturers, At all druggists. Afrs, Fogg—"* You have been a naughty 0oy, and I shall have to tell your father.” /ohnny— “Hm! just like a woman—can’t keep a Se cret."—Boston Transcript. With the warming of the summer Comes the beetle from the gloom, ‘And he shows himself a hummer As he blunders round the room With his zoom, zoom, zoom, B.z-2-2-z00m, 200m, 200om—bip! Indianapolis Journal, There is but one spectacle sadder than a ne lected wife, and that is a neglected husband. Albany Argus, Mr. Jackson is willing to fight Mr. Corbett— but only where the latter will not consent to fight. We could whip either of them—at the north pole.—Kochester Post Express, THE CELEBRATED SOHMER Pianos are the Bost. 149-185 E. 14th St, New York. Caurion.—The buying public will please not con” found the Soumex. Pano with ‘one of a. similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— “S-0-H-M-E-R. ‘The summer maidens never strike— Sold in bottles by Druggists and Fancy Grocers. Armour & Company, Chicago. ‘They've something else to do; But walk-outs are right in their line, ‘And tic-ups oft ensue. —London (Ontario) Press. DEAFNESS SE gives vitality! 2 Served at all Fountains ana Buffets. New scientific invention, entirely dit- ferent In construction from all otber de- Vices. 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