Judge — September 1, 1894 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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INCOMPREHENSIBLE, Dusty Witaiam —'* To think, Swipsey, dey’d waste dere time paddlin’ ‘roun’ in water, w'en dey can afford to be fillin’ derselves wid beer.” THE TWO VOICES. Mr. Mashem (newly arrived) —" Just seventeen, | hear. A divine age.” Professor Ladybug (entomologist) — “Indeed, yes; though science has been unable to discover "— Mr. Mashem—" Oh, but what a voice, ye gods!" Professor —** Fine, young man; it differs from those that come later in the season.” Mr. Mashem —* Oh, yes; 1 should say so. And the garb—lace of some kind, I should say, with stripes of yellow down the" Professor —" Ves; reddish yellow. 1 have specimens of "— Mr. Mashem —* Look! there's a monogram displayed —a W. «I'd give a dollar to know the name.” Professor—" \vis called the septem- decim "— Mr. Mashem—* What!" Professor —" The seventeen-year ci- cada, you know, and” Mr. Mashem—" See here! Vim talk- ing about the young girl at the piano.” Professor faints. tone L yowes, Jim —"* Naw, it must be a fake ; dere ain’t a live man THE ADIRONDAC Mr. New Vork—"* Here 1 am at last in the cool, delightful mount. ains, and I'll be hanged if 1 lift my finger to do a Single "—— A LESSON IN GENDER. | SALD to Johnnie, one day in class, “The masculine form of ‘duchess’ give; And what do you think his answer was? “Twas ““Dutchman"—just as true as you live, WeLRN w, GROVE, CORN-SILK, Paddy (eating green corn for the first time)—* Be jabers ! Oi wish whoiver sewed this corn on the cob had pulled out the bashtin’s.” IT OFTEN HAPPENS. He —" She would not kiss me. though alone We stood. Why should she thus demur And firmly, angrily refuse ‘The good-night kiss I craved of her?" She—" T would not kiss him, for 1 knew, As from his circling arms I jerked, That, grinning on the stair above, My impish younger brother lurked.” VERY TENDER INDEED. Barber —-" You have a tender skin, sir.” Customer—"1 did have when I came in here. --You have it now.” His eyes And his just tell jhold the we've g¢ man {ror Washin «| Malf Rat For th ‘lodge ar of Pythi kon, D. clusive, ill sell ound.tr rate of a tickets w rember 6 Septemb lets with fore Ser afford a tional ca | Stop-c be allow Rounc jtimore a ling day lencampr v 1 anc use comicbooks.com