Judge, 1894-08-18 · page 15 of 16
Judge — August 18, 1894 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and light verse**, not political satire. The main content is Eugene Field's poem "Little Miss Brag"—a sentimental children's story contrasting a poor girl who boasts about her simple possessions with a rich girl who envies them. The poem's moral: happiness comes from appreciating what you have, not coveting wealth. The sole cartoon appears at bottom center, showing two men in top hats discussing lodging with a hotel clerk. The caption jokes about marital status ("Sheats an' married, you could hyana"), apparently mocking pretentious or evasive speech—likely a mild jab at social affectation. The rest is period advertising: railroad travel, Evans' Ale (winners at "The World's Fair"), bicycles, Bromo-Seltzer, and financial services. No significant political content is evident on this page.
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WEINMAN & CO., Stock and Grain Brokers, No. 41 BROADWAY, NEW YORK CITY. iurrelte's. Press Clippin Wrstexy UNION ButLpINc, Morri-cu aim has been to. - by mentluing Jepax when LITTLE MISS BRAG, Little Miss Brag has much to say To the rich little lady from over the way And the rich little lady puts out a lip ‘As she looks at her own white, dainty slip And wishes that she could wear a gown, As pretty as gingham of faded brown ! For little Miss Brag she lays much stress On the privileges of a gingham dress— “Aha, Oho t* The rich little lady from over the way Has beautiful dolls in vast array ; Yet she envies the raggedy home-made doll She hears our little Miss Brag extol. For the'raggedy doll can fear no hurt From wet, or heat, or tumble, or dirt ! Her nose is inked, and her mouth is,'too, ‘And one eye's black and the other's blue— “Aha, Oho!" The rich little lady goes out to ride With footmen standing up outside, Yet wishes that, sometimes, alter dark Her father would trundle her in the park : ‘Vhat, sometimes, her mother would sing the things Little Miss Brag says her mother sings When through the at window streams The moonlight full of golden dreams— “Aha, Oho !" Yes little Miss Brag has much to say To the rich little lady from over the way ; And yet who knows but from her heart Often the bitter sighs upstart— Uprise to lose their burn and sting In the grace of the tongue that loves to sing Praise of the treasures all its own ! So I've come to love that treble tone— “Aha, Oho!” Eugene Field in the Chicago Record. MAKES A DIFFERENCE! hat road you choote, RAMBLER icvonss fre “imooth running” wheels—atrong enovg ‘Grail Node otreaass =" “EACH RAMOLER GUARANTEED,” ‘Catalogue free at Rambler Agency ‘Deent stamps. CORMULLY & Giiage. on Washingt CHC * tall for wo eke unc. 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