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All ye got t’ do's watch th’ k'yard ; an’ when | it comes t’ sharp-eyed James, ole Jim'll Do ‘em, as slick as oil !" The wheat it had all been gathered in And the hay it was in the mow, And he gayly jingled the honest tin ‘That came of his sweating brow ; But there were good dollars yet to win, So why not win them now ? “ Fur—geewhillikens! Therm young fools might a knowd ‘at an ole squr'l-hunter ‘d tell th’ k’yard fust thing !” And of course he showed them how. In the mellow light of the settling gloam Strode, outbound, Farmer Jay, As he wearily sought for his vine-clad home, At the close of that sad day ; For he longed to search, in the sacred tome, For consolation’s ray— “ Fur—by jinks! It’s jist like this! He know'd ‘at I had ‘im, dead sure, an’ when I picked th’ right k'yard, why he—but ‘tain’t no use Fur an honest man t’ play !* He sought his couch, in the evening shade, When whip-poor-wills charmed the air, And he thought of the sad day's escapade With a settled, fixed despair ; For the dire necessity he'd made To mortgage the old gray mare— * Fur-—laws.a-mighty ! ‘Them durned skunks an’ thieves, dod-bing their cussed or- nery, pusillanimous hides! wus liable t' ketch anybody, an’ didn't do busi- ness on a squar’, honest basus, er I'd —a—skinned—"em—you—bet"— And he muttered his evening pray’r! —Cleveland Plain Dealer, ‘A Chicago minister preached last Sunday on +: Where is hell?” Is the man blind, or hasn't he been around his town lately ?—Buffalo Fx- press. 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