Judge — July 21, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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How nice, beneath the bending shade Of maple boughs so green, To walk with one you love the best And squeeze her hand unseen ; What thrilling, queer sensations as ler lips you slyly smack, And feel a woolly caterpillar Crawling down your back. — Gloversville Standard, Flies follow a red-nosed man because they | seem to know that he will soon take something with sugar in it.— Picayune, AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION is cheaper than any quantity of cure. Don’t give children narcotics or sedatives. ‘They are necessary when the infant is properly nour- ished, as it will be if brought up on the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk. Mrs. Winstow’s Sournine Syrur for Chil- dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- | marble bust of your husband." Mfrs. P.—" I theea. 25 cents'a bottle. think not. The three-nights-a-week kind is —— enough for me."—Detroit Free Press, Sculptor—" 1 should think you would like a My success in business is all due to news- paper advertising.—A. 7. Stewart. It is true that doctors disagree, but then they don't disagree half as much as their medicines do.—Brooklyn Life. Nobody has less to be proud of than a vain Cook's Imperial. World's Fait “highest | mans Vonters Gazette, \ award, excellent champagne ; good efferves- cence, agreeable bouquet, delicious flavor.” Hart Taylor's St. Bernard pup got a good washing last Saturday night, and it has cleared the atmosphere at the park like there had been a thunder-storm.—Chicugo Kecord. The old sinner who sings ‘* Just as T am" will get up and talk for half an hour to make | people believe he is somebody else.—P/ain | Dealer, When a man nearly breaks his neck getting out of the way of a lightning-bug, supposing it to be the headlight of a locomotive, it is time for him to sign the pledge.—Si/tings. For Cripple Creek Gold Field investments write Frank G. Peck, Colorado Springs, Colo- rado. Keference, Exchange National Bank, De bible doesn't promise hit, but dar is no doubt de Lord fo'gibs a man all de lies he tells wien he’s in lub.—Arkansuze Thomas Cat. ‘The saddest sights in the world are a bache- lor holding a baby, a woman riding a bicycle, and a one-armed man out driving with a girl. —Austin (Texas) Rolling Stone, ‘Two of the grand bashaw's wives had been beheaded and their spirits were soaring toward the somewhere. ‘*Dear,” said one, and" What?" said the other. ‘Is my head on straight ?"— Indianapolis Journal, One of the prominent society ladies of West Union was bitten by a large biack spider while entering a store one day last week. Moral— Patronize the stores that advertise.— West Union (Iowa) Gazette, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER's BITTERS, renowned since 1828. The Elmira Daily Advertiser called E. L. Godkin and Theodore Roosevelt brethren. ‘They are not brethren. They are not even second cousins by third marriage. ‘They are rival infallibilities. Brooklyn Eagle, THE CELEBRATED SOWMER Pianos are the Best. Warerooms: 149-155 E. 14th St., New York. Cavrion.—The buying public will please not con’ found the Sonmex Piano with one of a similarly sounding name of cheap grade. Our name spells— For Chafing, | DANDRUFF, | Prickly Heat, and Odors from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, gives energy! Served at all Fountains and Buffets. Sold in bottles by Druggists and Fancy Grocers. Armour & Company, Chicago. Ifits Imperial Beer It’s good Packer’s Tar Soap. Columbia Excellence Is assured by the exceptional facilities, and perfect organization of the Colggg umbia plant. “ he “ao splendid training of heads wary and hands, all in BS spired with ambi. tion for continual, improvement in, both design and construction, keeps Columbias far in the lead, and makes them the standard bicycles of the world— unequalled, unapproached. BOBTON, NEW YORK, ! POPE MFG. CO. | cuicacd, MARTPORO. Ny attractive, and ho every iniend- It has the color —the body—the digestibility— the flavor of flavors. Toe pgrehaser of te agencies or mailed fortwo two-centetamps, Any first-class grocer will supply you. Beadleston & Woerz, Empire Brewery, N. ¥. City. IAAI UAL AAI ADI ™ Marry Your Trousers ™ THE “ CHESTER” is a suspender with an idea, viz:—enough strezch, all in the right place, and in enduring form. uated elastic cord ends make it the most comfortable and serviceable sus- pender in the world; moreover, neat, light, and elegant. Sample pair mailed for 50 cents.” The “Workers,” made onaame plan, 25 cents. We also FORTIFIES NOURISHES STIMULATES REFRESHES Indorsed nent Physictans everywhere. ‘ou wr pacoctire ano onocens, Sent FT@8, atbum: 75 portRarrs| and AUTOGRAPHS of Celebrities. 20th Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARKER, F.R.A.S. C.K. Lowa & Co., 1013 Arch St, Philadeiphia, Pa, “Every one should read this little book.""—A thenaum, |. Lady Blessington remarked that friends are | the thermometer by which we may judge of the temperature of our fortunes. Tt was a Cambridge car, and it had stopped just in front of Beck hall. Mrs. Casey, who sat near the front door, tackled her bundle of washing and started to leave by the front plat- form. ‘The bundle was rather large and decid- edly awkward to handle, and when she reached the street it slipped from her grasp and fell up- on one of the tracks. She started quickly to recover it, but a sudden apprehension seized her and she stopped. Looking at the motor- man, she said doubtfully,"* If Oi put me fut on the track will Oi hova shock?” ‘No, madam,” replied the motorman gravely, ** not unless you put your other foot on the trolley wire."—Bos- ton Budget. Turn it upside down: It won't hurt it. There are no dregs or sediment at the bottom. Drinkers of Evans’ India Pale Ale know that and do not hesi- tate to drain the bottle. When two searscta itis property outed by experts an Keepin any climate. There is no other Ale ««just as good as Evans’. C. H. Evans & Sons, Madson, N. Y. M “ALWAYS USE MADAME | o AGNES’ BALM | H GATHERED BREASTS. sen gine oy oan oe Pg ma Ss TROY IMPROVED CHLORIDE OF GOLD CURE. genders no Loss of Nerve force. Patienta treated at Home. Correspondence wollelted. N. D. CRARY, manager, S21-S2 Kirk Building, syracuse, N.Y. Men’ feo. | LIKE MY WIFE TO Use Poszoni's Complexion Powder because it improves her looks and isas fragrant as violets, Extra Qualité Sec, vintage 18%. Vin Brut, ner Champagne. Sore Acewr ror U.S. ANTHOMY OECHS, No, 61 Warren Ot, ew Terk City. uminy DING Ted tts tether oo veo rarsnct we Epmabe rote semuenar ALY We mate Dry. and thoy will be comfortably oup- § ro, lers. See the uated elastic cord. ported as long aa they live, CHESTER SUSPENDER 00, Na, 5 DECATUR AVE., BOKBURY, MASS. BLADDER BI make the well-known “Century.” Ask for ‘‘Ohes- I , Quo Gs’ ISKY Tho age and genuineness of THs Whisky are guaranteed by the Excise ; Department of the Canadian Govern- ment by certificate over the capsule ofevery bottle. Irom the moment of manufacture until this certificate is affixed the Whisky never leaves the custody of the Excise Officers. No other Government in the World pro- vides for consumers this independent and absolute guarantee of purity and ripeness. ** Canadian Club” ‘Whisky is particularly adapted for § medicinal use. When not obtainable from local dealers we will gladly sup- ply consumers direct upon application. ASounce sample, with the usualGovernment uarantee, will be sent prepaid, by express, to any address in the United Statcs on receipt of 50¢, in stampa. Distilled and Bottled by HIRAM WALKER & 80NS8 (Limited), Walkerville, Canada. LONDON, 69 & 70 Mark Lane, E. 0, NEW YORK, 1232 Broadway, CHICAGO, (223 and 224 Monadnock Block, comicbooks.com | | |