Judge — July 14, 1894 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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THE QUES evoluted, TION as to the injury inflicted on William Patterson has ‘The question now is, * Who killed William Dalton ?” cee OF THE "ILLS to which the New York police are heir per- haps ‘Arry is the worst. eave THE REPUBLIC of France lived too long to be imperiled by the death of-any one man. MR. CROKER is pethaps circu- lating in seach of rest, and nobody is willing to give it to him. eee ¢ THERE ARE PERSONS who* kick Erastus Wiman with great force and persistency, now thathe is down, — [F WILLIAM WALTER PHELPS had an enemy that person has been too sensible to dis- close the fact. Other- gentlemen friends who will s nd by you. ALGY ‘Ah, imoned loss of self-respect. ye know, y THE COXEYITE who proposes — ing to him, ye know and on Koiten row, Li to speak in Washington from a balloon probably thinks that’s the best way to enunciate his higher law. THE CASE of Mr. Wiman is sad. ‘The man who is tempted must get right down to the nursery principle—" It is a sin to steal a pin.” REMARK of the police of this city after hearing the evidence of George Appo, green-goods man—" We are ruined by Chinese cheap labor,” HERE 1S ONE CLUB that hasn't dropped Colonel Breckinridge from its list of members, but the failure is due to the fact that he never joined it. MUCH AMATEUR COOKING must be done in Russia, because the peasant of that country never touches food without making the sign of the cross. see THE NATIONAL DEBT is growing large by degrees and beautifully more. Increase of about eighty-four millions during the last six months, hat’s what you call being in clover under Grover, we believe. eee CE IS BEAUTIFUL. Let us that she may descend upon us and shed her glory on land and sea. Murder is crime, and war is murder. Oh, let us have peace! With rotten armor-plates on our great war-vessels any nation could lick us out of our boots. “€LAKENCE—" Come, come, old chap! Dor we Iransgressed the laws unintentionally. You still have ence, but the bitter pangs of remorse, ye know, and the Actually forgetting me old valet's face and bow. ALL’S WELL WITH ROSWELL. OVERNOR FLOWER is real popular. There are about twenty leading Republicans who would like to run for governcr, and, such is their affection for him, they would rather run against him than anybody else. And he has a clear field so far as his own party is concerned. No Democrat wants to cheat him out of his right to a renomination. THE SIMPLICITY OF SECRECY. A N ACTRESS who went abroad registered herself on the books of the vessel as the wife of the man who accompanied her in order, she says, to avoid scandal. It seems she had a divorce suit pending, and her name on the books would have caused conversation. It is odd, but there are others than actresses who might thus assume a virtue without being within a thousand miles of it. THE BROWN-SMITHS. HE_PROTEST against the hyphen in names is sheer impertinence. One has only a few syllables of that kind during his entire life, and he ought to have the right to turn them, twist them, and punctuate them as best suits himself and the woman of his house and heart. This is no free country if a man can't make himself ridiculous with the only slip of literature that belongs to himself alone, A BAD BREAK, SS ANTHONY has been talking for populism in Kansas, Not that she loves populism, but that party declares for equal suffrage and It would have been better for Miss Anthony and her cause if she had declined that kind of bribery. It is a reflection on the common sense of women, and provokes the inquiry whether a little sentiment wouldn't be apt to con- trol their strongest convictions. the other parties don’t. THE LITTLE PARTY OF REVENGE. MeRAT HALSTEAD thinks the prohibitionists have spoiled a good many elections that might have been Republican victories. The JUDGE hardly believes that, but it has repeatedly said that that is a main purpose of their organiza- tion. They have just two ideas—to force men to eat and drink accord- ing to their orders, and to break up that one of the two great parties which is most in sympathy with temperance ideas, give up like that, ye know. A TWO KINDS OF LOCUST. THE VOICE of the locust is that of the United States senate—a prolonged, vexatious, loud, never- ending hum, with an ambitious whistle attending it, the latter ceasing for_a second at rare intervals. It says nothing. It is without legitimate purpose. It is intolerably an- noying, and provokes the inquiry, “ Will it keep on to the crack of doom?” But it is better than the voice of the senate. teen years. nnon, of all places, ye know." It comes only once in seven- THE LIBERTY TO THINK. A KANSAS EDITOR was dressed by indignant women in a mother- Hubbard gown and.a sun-bonnet and obliged to march at the head of a band through the streets of Wichita, He was an anti-suffragist, and in the eyes of those women that was unpardonable. It never occurred to them that he had as much right to his opinions as they had to theirs; and that kind of honest, unthinking intolerance is going to get us into a bad scrape when women have the right to vote, SOME KINDS OF PROTECTION, ‘TAMMANY PROTECTS burglary, prostitution, green goods, and bunco. It is profitable, but it is debasing. The future New York millionaire can have no coat-of-arms that can truthfully do him credit, and his pedigree will bring blushes to his brazen cheek. The emblem of Mr. Croker is far better, for his ancestors were not educated to depravity— they achieved it by inheritance. And the future New-Yorker of honest poverty will have little to pride himself on, It will be said that his ances- tors, though largely in the majority, didn’t know enough to protect them- selves. comicbooks.com