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Would you murmur, soft and low, ‘That I might be late for breakfast Or the clock was six weeks slow? —Detroit Free Press. For Cripple Creek Gold Field investments write Frank G. Peck, Colorado Springs, Colo- rado. Keference, Exchange National Bank. Wife—"* Come, let us go home. It is eleven o'clock, and you know you didn’t come home till one this morning.” Ausband—"* That's just it. You surely can’t expect me to come '—Fliegende Blatter, REMARKABLE PRESERVATION is a characteristic of Borden's Peerless Brand Evaporated Cream. Always the same ; is per- fectly pure ; entirely wholesome ; free from sub- stances foreign to pure milk. A perfect product home twice in one day _ accomplished by a scientific process. Mothers give Angostura Bitters to their chil- _—— dren'to stop colic and looseness of the bowels, Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, sole manufacturers. Avail druggists. They said that the girl was an excellent match ; | So I knew from the very start ‘That if e’er our combustible natures met She would kindle a flame in my heart. —Boston Budget. ‘Talmage has been interviewed on the cause of the conflagration and first, that {twas the hand of the Lord : that’ it was an imperfectly insulated electric wire. Thus Talmage is at once a Calvinist A Kansas man who lost five hundred chick- ‘ens that were aboard one of the stolen trains | has entered suit in the United States courts for the value of them. He wants to recoop, so to speak.—Philadelphia Ledger. Excesses from eating and drinking speedily Itzer—a refreshing drink, and an Ingersollian,—Minneapolis Times, In the summer, more than at any other time, | the columns of the comic press offer peculiarly | desirable inducements to certain advertisers. | “The comic papers at summer resorts are always in great demand, and the circulation of single | copies at such places is phenomenal, The tourist is in just the condition to be approached. is at leisure, and when glancing over the jokes in a paper, if his eye is attracted by a cleverly-displayed ad, he has the time to read Mrs. Gayspouse (engaging new servant)—"' I am very particular about the conduct of my domestics. I had to discharge my last girl because I caught her winking at my husband.” Applicant—"You did quite right, ma‘am. A. Gel as carcess as that ofght tobe discharged.” —New York Heral “That was a bad scrape,” as a man in the audience said to a friend when the violinist stopped playing.—PAtladelphia Cail. 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