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This page is primarily **advertising**, with a small joke at the top and a biographical profile of Colonel Albert A. Pope ("The Father of Bicycling"). **The joke content:** A brief domestic humor piece about a nursemaid quitting, followed by a courthouse joke where a witness identifies a stolen dog by a red spot on its nose—mimicking the judge's own facial mark. This is gentle wordplay rather than satire. **The main feature** is a laudatory biography of Colonel Pope, founder of the American bicycle industry. The text celebrates his self-reliance, business acumen, and Civil War service (breveted major for gallantry). The article presents his discovery of bicycles at the 1876 Centennial Exposition as transformative, showing how he became the cycling industry pioneer. The remaining space contains period patent medicines, beer advertisements, and grooming products—typical Judge magazine filler advertising the era's dubious health remedies and consumer goods. **No political satire is present** on this page; it's essentially a promotional/advertising issue with light humor.

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Mrs. Upton Flatte—* My nursemaid left me without a moment's notice. I'm going to advertise for a girl to-morrow Flossie—""And pease advertise for a boy too, mamma. Me wants a ‘ittle bruzzer orful.""—King's Jester. Mrs, WiNnstow's Souritine $ dren ‘Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- Thea, 25 cents a bottle, Judge—" Was there any particular mark by which you could identify the dog which you say this man stole?" Sam Joknsing —"' Yes, yer honor; he had a red spot on his nose jess like de one on yer honor's."— 7id-Bits, Cook's Imperial Extra Dry, World's Fair, “highest award for excellent Champagne, good effervescence, agreeable bouquet and delicious flavor.” She pushed back the heavy bang from his forehead and said, “Oh, Tommy ! will it tell ‘on your diploma that you won the place of valedictorian by your rushes and tackles?"— Washington Star. Don't diet. If you have dyspepsia, indi- | gestion, habitual constipation or sick headache | don’t diet. You need the strength that good food gives. Eat whatever you want, but take one ot Dr. Deane’s Dyspepsia Pills after meals I cured. If you are constipated get bottle white label; otherwise with yellow. For sale by druggists generally and by Dr. J. A, Deane company, Kingston, New York. }| Perfect in its blending Lmanofactured from the finest Tobacco grown, regardless of cost. ial package Adar tral cents. ) : MARBURG BROS 7 BLONDEAU&C'| © ondonParis.& New York) ENGLISH Depo: nd Road itor of “Baby” reports: For acne spots on the face, and particularly for | eczema, it is undoubtedly efficacious, healing erup- | tons and removing pimples ina few days. Itreheves | itehing at once." (No mercury of poison in this ) | GUARANTEED A HARMLESS CREAM. 50 ets. per box of all druggists, or direct. | BLONDEAU ET CIE, 73°77 Watts St., New York. Samples of Vinolia Cream, Vinolla Soap (Ot- to), for sensitive skins, and Vinolin Powder, for Toilet and Nursery, free on receipt of 10 cents. yRUE for Chil- | THE PATHER OF BICYCLING. Cotonel Albert A. Pope, the founder of the bieycle industries of America and the pioneer in the prevent Rove for highway improvement, was born in Boston, May 20. 845 AC the estly age of nine he began to learn the les- sons of scitreliance and perseverance which, supple: | mented by an indomitable wil; sterling ability and 2 generous allowance of personal magnetism, have placed him on the top round of success, making him the acknowledged leader in bis own special line and A shrewd. business man whose advice on the finaacial nd commercial questions of the day i sought for and valued. ‘An enthusiastic and patriotic supporter of the union. he joined. the voluateer forces when only nineteen years old, going to the front as second fede fenantin'the Thicte-aifih Massachusetts volunteers, nd serving with dratinction throughout the war. He was breveted major for gallant conduct at the battle of Fredericksburg, Virginia.” and heatenantcolonel Sor gallant conduct at the battles of Knoxvilie, Bop- lar Springs Church, and in front of Petersburg. Colonel Pope had not seen any bicycles when he started for the centennial exposition tn T8yé, Dut he ‘wav so fascinated with the witeels exhibited there that Ne returned many tumes to study into the mechanism the strange steed. ‘The neat scason he became Smewhat familiar with a machine owned by his Iriendy Mr. Alfred Chandler of Brookline, whot he filten used {0 chase with a good Norse, though these races usually ended in the wheelman disappearing round some distant corner. ‘Altera careful examination of the wheeling pros pects of England and Europe the colonel became con: | Sinced that the sport hada promising future, aod | that. righily managed, the manufacture of bieyeles the United States could be developed into a proftab business. The Pope Manufacturing Company, of which he has {rom the outset been president and act- ive manager, was organized in 1877, the first bicycle was finished in August. and the first importation from ember of that, England ordered in Sej The ma by pla Weed necticut, a concern which was afterward absorbed by the Pope Manufacturing Company. Tt was through Colonel Pope's influence and by the aid of his financial backing that the wheeimen pushed to a successful issue the expensive suits which re- sulted in the opening of our parks and highways. and We to the riders of bicycles the same privilees ac- itded to the users of other vehicles. gan order for Bity Columbias with the GENTLEMEN! Don’t suffer longer with imperfect and unreliable Cottan Burtoxs, A postal Sard will bring you a circular describing “The Renedict?? patent. Juoce in- domes it ag the best.’ Made in both solid cold and silver. pausie _BENEDIOT “BROS, 171 Broadway. N. Y. City. ‘Almost any man is inclined to permit his | customers to keep their own opinions.—Galts s- Look at the Label HENEVER YOU, + Imperial Beer™ print- ed on a label, you may know you aro getting the best beer In the market—best In flavor and body, supertor In all other qual ities which combine to mi good beer. Imperial Beer Is the acmo of careful brew. ing, free from {impurities and lulterants of every kind, ‘without that unpleasant excess of gas which distiogulshes In- forlor brands. Hence it 1s al- mays refreshing, appetizing and heaithfal. The price of gommends it as Its quality makes it the most popular beer for hotels and clubs. | Its wonderful keeping qualities give It w decided su- riority when required for u! the tropics. Tho, fact that Imperial Beer'™ stands at the head” han enabled It to recelve the Highest awards and medals wherever exhibited. BEADLESTON & WOERZ, N.Y. CITY. All first-class Grocers will supply you. SEE ats ewing Machine Company of Hartford, Con- | HOTEL TRAYMORE, Atlantic City, N. J., LEADING ALL-TRE-YEAR RESORT. “What's the use of your going to the opera?” exclaimed a Frankfort woman to her husband with fine scorn. ** You couldn't tell a thing about what anybody wore after you got home,” —Philadelphia Record. PEEDING THE SICK. In many instances invalids are restricted by physicians to easily digestible food. Usually boiled or sterilized milk is prescribed. In such cases the value of Borden's Peerless Brand Evaporated Cream, or unsweetened condensed milk, is apparent. Prepared by New York Condensed Milk Co The season of the year has come when styl- ish girls in the suburbs habitually walk across street-crossings on their heels.— Aoston Globe, For Cripple Creek Gold Field investments write Frank G, Peck, Colorado Springs, Colo- rado. Keference, Exchange National Bank. Perhaps there is something in the notion that under the circumstances a particularly bright girl can do without a light in the parlor.— Philadephia Times, ans & So! 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For the Yacht, For the Sea Shore, For the Mountains, For the Fishing Party, For the Camping Party, For the Summer Hotel, 7 Yor everywhere that a delicious Cocktall is D>. appreciated. Wepreferthat youshould buy of your dealer; 1f he does not keep them wo Willevod a selection of four bottles, prepas!, for $4.00, pase Yor sale by all Druggists and Dealers. 6, F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors, mys flartford, Connecticut; and comicbooks.com