Judge — March 17, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“This wicked old world is all wrong.” So runs the poor pessimist’s song— ‘And nothing shakes it. His vision 's too narrow to see That the world to himself must e’er be Just what he makes it. —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mrs, Winstow's Soorninc Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea. 25 cents a bottle. A lady was heard to remark the other day that she must go home and sew on a Demo- cratic badge for her husband, Inquiry revealed the fact that the badge was a patch on the seat of his pants, made necessary by his sitting around waiting for work.—Jehnstoren Repub. ie. If you do not-use a whole bottle of Cook's Extra Dry Champagne at once a rubber cork will keep it for days. Da Gama's plaint—“' Of all sad words—to speak or pen ‘em—the saddest are these, ‘We must have Benham. Rochester Post Express. Wren a man is lookin’ fo' a wife he wants an angel; but w'en he goes to housekeepin’ he sometimes says ugly t'ings ‘cause he didn’t get a cook.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat. CHAPPING, Chafing, DANDRUFF, Itching, Speedily Relieved by PACKER’S TAR Soap. The college-girls of Middletown, Connecti- cut, will appear on Washington's birthday with canes, College-girls were never averse to ap- pearing with canes—with the proper attach- ment of college-boys.—Chicago Times, Bronchitis yields at once to the healing in fluence of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. The man who stalks most pompous through The public paths of life Is, ten to one, the man who is Browbeaten by his wife. — Washington Star, js HIGHEST AWARD, medal and three diplomas have been given to the New York Condensed Milk Company for the superiority of its Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk, Borden's Extract of Coffee and Unsweetened Condensed Milk, exhibited at the world’s Columbian exposition. Mabel —** Do you not think Mr, de Little a man of small calibre?” Grace —"* Petha but I'm sure of one thing—he’s a big bore. Brooklyn Life.” Do you know the number one TROK- ONET is ready? ‘Ask any photographic supply dealer or the manufacturers. THE PHOTO-MATERIALS C0, HIGHEST HONORS AT THE WORLD'S FAIR, “This parrot, ma'am,” said the dealer, “is one that I'can recommend. It was in the fam- ily of a clergyman for many years.” ** Well, gents, what'll ye have? Name your pizen exclaimed the parrot with startling emphasi “He was obliged to part with it, however, continued the dealer with an apologetic cough, “and for the last year or two it has belonged “* Chapped skin isa winter plagueeasity avolded by Its use." —Medical Standard. to the alderman from our ward."— Chicago | Tribune, For Sale by alt Leading Groce Wine Merchants, PLEASANT VALLE VALLEY WINE CO., RHEIMS, Steuben Co., MN. ¥- H. B. KIRK & CO., 69 Fulton St. and | 158 Broadway, New York Agents. A_TIP on AMERICAN CHAMPAGNE. G reat Western Is unequaled for purity and excel- lence, and is now used in many of the best Hotels, Clubs and Homes in preference to foreign vintages. v9 4 trial case wilt satisfy the most Wingate—"' It must be a queer kind of eti- quette they teach at that young ladies’ board. ing. iss Flyrte has just graduated from.” Walker—"* Why so?” Wingate—* Oh, noth- ing; only I kissed her in the hallway in the dark the other night and she said * Thanks.’ —Somerville Journal, jan. 2, 18 per, ¢ Fan,2 18 ve 1, 11 percent. 15, 13 a at. Yo hare patdte ser custemersie Sb oye Prost pela tice cach months money can be with. arava any itme; $0.t0 41/00 ced be invested. Write (OTIS FIBMEK de 00, Bankers ant Brot sBpecdwer, New few York. Members Consolidated stock Bxchange. wash my own face,” muttered little Johnny after his mamma had got through with him ; “then I won't wash it.""—Boston Transcript. Model 34 COLUMBIA, Price, $125. ‘A new machine in many important] points of design and construction, re- taining also the best features of ‘pre- ““T shall be glad when I get big enough to As a specific against dyspe appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828. The Celebrated "*Red Label" Champagne, extra dry and Brut, is known everywhere and recognized as the best. Maison fondee en 1864 ‘ve Theophile Roederer & Co., successors. Wi stemmsler & Co., Union square, New York, sole agents. The stock-exchange is where hope is ex- changed for experience.—/acksonville Times- Union, FACE FACE SPOTS SPOTS FACE SPOTS Editor of “Baby” reports: "For acne spots on the face, and particularly for eczema, it is undoubtedly efficacious, healing erup- tions and removing pimples ina few days. It relieves itching at once.’ GUARANTEED HARMLESS. vious light Columbias. It is regularly fitted with an easily detachable front wheel brake, rat-trap pedals, and either single or double tire as ordered. Weight 30 pounds with, 29 without brake. Full description in Colambia catalogue, which ts] furnished free by Columbia agents, or mailed for| two two-cent stamps. POPE MFG. CO., New York. Chicago. Hartford. 50 ets. per box of all druggists, or direct. BLONDEAU ET CIE, 73°77 Watts St., Naw York. Samples of Vinolia Cres Vinoll: Soap (Or to), for sensitive skins, Vinol Powder, for Toilet and Nursery, and pamphlet free on receipt of ro cents. Domestic (tremblingly) —* Oh, please, I hears burglars in the house!" Afrs. Blinkers (reassuringly)—"' Most likely it’s Mr. Blinkers just in from the club.” Domestic (positively)— “No, mu burglars. They haven't stum- Bostoa. Oscar Wilde’s reply to an invitation to be-, bled against anything at all."— New York ‘come a member in a club formed to battle with | eekly. the thirteen superstition is very like him. ‘But I love superstitions,” he says. ‘*They are) ‘The more healths a man drinks the less he the color element of thought and imagination, They are the opponents of common sense. Common sense is the enemy of romance. The aim of your society seems to be dreadful. Leave us some reality. Don't let us be too offensively sane.” will have himself the next morning.—Chicago Inter-Ocean. * Nothing succeeds Ii remarked Invention has never produced a bridle that would hold a woman's tongue.— Ashburn (Ga.) 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