Judge — March 10, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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If satire charms strike faults, but spare the man; "Tis dull to'be as witty as you can, Satire recoils whenever charged too high ; Round your own fame the fatal splinters fly. As the soft plume gives swiftness to the dart Good breeding sends the satire to the heart. — Young. Mrs. WinsLow’s SOOTHING SyRuP for Chil- The grim humor of the camp waged eternal warfare on the general despondency, said Gen- eral Gordon, On one occasion a prayer-meet- ing was held in camp, and one of the soldiers was called on to pray. ‘Oh, Lord,” he said, “twe are in the midst of a terrible battle and in an awful lot of trouble. We hope you will take a proper view of the matter and give us the victory.” In the midst of a battle the general saw a man running from a very close situation. These be hard times, Tramps (at kitchen door)—"' Mum, we're the last party what's comin’ before Lent an’ we're lookin’ fer a gorge-us menu.”—Binghamton Republican, Why suffer with asthma when the famous Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup will cure you? Even the Corbett- Ars. Shortsop—" Jace said they bad quite a spirited game yesterday.” Mfrs. Neverplay— “1 guess like enough. Charley said they had about two gallons on the grounds.”—Sosfon Courier, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER’S BITTERS, renowned since 1828. What are you running for?" demanded the disgusted general in a stern voice. ‘Golly, general !” said the fleeing man, ‘I'm running because I can’t fly.” General Gordon also told an interesting story of how it happened that a federal soldier bore the last order that he ever sent to his men. ‘ But,” he added humorous- ly, "I had to send a private confederate along to vouch for his veracity."—St. Louis Repub: lic, dren ‘Teething; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- thea. 25 cents a bottle. Mitchell mill shut down prematurely.—Oif City Blizzard, Men are beginning to drink tea in New York without any exhibition of shamefacedness in doing so, says Uncle Dana in his Sun. Gra- cious Peter! are the men in New York any better than the dear old senators down to Washington ?—Rochester Herald, All ladies drinking Marie Brizard & Roger Creme de Menthe are assured of a fine, delicate | complexion, For sale everywhere. yz W. Stemmler, Union square, New ork. ‘An exchange says, ‘The peace of Europe is assured in the absence of any unforeseen event.” This leaves the situation about as it has been since John Bull gave up trying to locate the man who struck Tim Healy.—Pittsburg Dis- patch, : TWENTY PER CENT. PER MONTH is what we are earning for our customers, Can you do better? Profits paid twice each month. “Money can be withdrawn any time. $20 to $tyeo0 can be in- Vested ; pays $4 to $2co each month. Write for cir- culars, FISHER & CO., Bankers and Brokers, 18 and 20 Broadway, New York. Members of Consolidated Stock Exchange. First jeweler—"*Is your new man, Valise, a good traveler?” Second jezweler—" Oh, yes; a Very good traveler indeed. He's been with me | two weeks and he's used up a mileage-book al- ready." —Jewelers’ Circular. \BEEN AN’SPEPSIN GUM THE PERFECTION OF CHEWING CUM. A DELICIOUS _ REMEDY FOR ALL FORMS OP INDIGESTION. Bach tabot containg uo grain re pepein, euficlent to digest 1.009 Jprainget food. Ifiteannot be obtal KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES. Don't cling to the imperfect things. Do you use cereal foods on your breakfast-table? ‘Then you need cream, Borden's Peerless Brand Evaporated Cream is decidedly superior in rich- ness and flavor to ordinary milk or cream. Friend— Vout daughter seems more shy and shrinking the longer she is in society.” Fond mamma— Yes; 1 think myself she is improving."—Detroit Tribune. A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN IS SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD, The Club Roektails MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND ain, TOM QIN and VERMOUTH. We guaranteo these Cocktails to be made of abso- lately pureand well matared Hquors, and the mixing equal to tho best cocktails served ‘over any bar fn tho world; belng com- pounded inaccurate proportions, they will always be It is an awfully good thing for a man when he gets caught the first time he does wrong.— Atchison Globe, Don't patronize foreign wines when you can | get a better one at home, Try Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. WILLIAMS? SHAVING STICK. 10 Shaves Gre | Woman may be the weaker vessel, but it's | always the husband that’s broke.—Cleveland | Plain Dealer. EMAN CHEMICAL CO., 22 Lake St., Cleveland, 0. UT ION Geo that the naine Seeman Is oneach Wrappe ‘ORWISATOLS OF FEELS CHEWING GUM. CENT. | Probably no stronger illustra- | tion of ‘combined azury and Economy exists. One WILLIAMS’ Shaving Stick costs 25c, It will suffice for over jj 250 shaves—ten for a cent. Marvelous amount of Comfort for one cent There was a pretty girl, And she had a pretty curl, Which gracefully her forehead did environ ; But on one eventful day She lost it, so they say, Because she couldn't find her curling-iron. —Washington Star, TO MY BRIER PIPE. Hail, faithful brie! Friend indeed ! Thou solace of my lonely hours, With good * Yale” Mixture I will fll thee up And airy castles build with smoky towers. Perchance I'll wander through Elysian fields Or in Utopia’s fair land may roam; ‘Yet when the magic of thy power is spent T'll find myself safe back 1 LIKE MY WIFE TO Use Poszoni's Complexion Powder because it An oyster agreement between Maryland and improves her looks and is as fragrant as violets, ip Hb Virginia seems to be in the usual place—about fourteen miles on the other side of the millen- nium.—Baltimore American, She wept aloud and sadly said, “Oh, George, excuse these rhymes. T love you, but’ we cannot wed in Deanoeratic times.” —Nebraska State Journal, A Bottle of Beer \gain—at home. 20th Edition, postpaid for ase. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. ‘By PROF. HARLEY PARKER, F. R.A. S. €.K. Lone &'Co., 1013 Arch St., Philadeipti “very one should read this little book. When fortune frowns and fickle friends for- sake, And failure seems to be a deadly crime, T'll fill thy bowl and in the incense sweet Poff out defiance to old Father Time ; . Pa. Athenaeum. GENTLEMEN! ; found of uniform providing the beer {s good, is behing henge tetrey peters wrongs reed revi . ellable postal Hong, the wmngy: Shah: eve sercapelal quality, and, blend- the most healthful and refreah- SBF4 wil bring yoy a circular describing thoughts ing thoroughly, aro ing of drinks, When the beer “Ihe Benedd ct”? patent. junce in: And, blissfully unconscious of life's toil and superior to those | tetad! the anuber knows ow Jdorses it as the best.” Made in both sol tears, mixed as wanted. extremely unpleasant are the after effects. GOOD BEERS excel in | flavor, color, body and diges- tive qualities, ‘They aro free from excess of gas and all dele- terlous admixtures. They pro mote digestion and benefit ths health. Beers conforming “0 this bigh standard are fow in number. ‘There is only ono which surpasses it, and that fs Imperial Beer. It becomes popular wherever ft 1s introduced. Competent Judges say itis THE BEER TO DRINK. ‘The leading hotels keep the “ cause it 1s always in demand. BENEDICT “BROS, 171 Brvedway, N.Y. city. “*Have you heard of the sad fate of the | novelist Tajetti? He committed suicide from jealousy because the heroine of his latest story marries another man."—/liegende Blatter. FACE ‘We prefer you should buy of your dealer. If he does not keep them we will send a selection of four bottles, prepaid, for $6.00. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., proprictore, 39 Broadway, N. Y., Hartford, Conn., and 20 Piccadilly, W. Londox, Eng. f9- For sale by all Druggists and Dealers, ‘The balm of peace will permeate my soul And wing my thoughts to brighter, happier spheres. FACE SPOTS IT 1S ECONOMy @$ TO RIDE The 1894 THE BEST Standard price for the standard cycles of the world has been fixed at $125.00, bringing these highest grade wheels within the reach of every rider who aims to possessa first-class mount. With Columbias at $125, there is little reason for buying any other bicycle, because Columbias ‘are un- equalled. SH Deport . i Experience proves that Imperial Beer is | the best table beer in the market. Tests show that it {s the best beer for the trop. fes by reason of its wonderful keeping qual- ftles. Editor of “Baby” reporte: “For acne spots on the face, and particularly for Highest Awards and Diplomas received in open competition testify to the high standard of excellence maintained by Imperial Beer. BEADLESTON & WOERZ, NEW YORK CITY. All first-class Grocers will supply you. eczema, it is undoubtedly efficacious, bealing erup- tons and removing pimples in a few days. It relieves itching at once.’ GUARANTEED HARMLESS. 50 ets. per box of all druggists, or direct. BLONDEAU ET CIE, 73°77 Watts St., New York. q The 1804 Columbia Catalogue, which fully describes our splendid line of seven new wheels, is beautifully printed and illustrated. MH will be of interest to every wheelman and wheelwoman, ‘You can obtain it free at our agencies, or we mail it for two two-cent stamps, POPE MFG. CO., Branch Houses —12 Warren 8t., Ni ‘aL Wabash 221 Columbus Ave., Boston : Teuerservice | th for senstivestina Vinclla Powder tor soe 2 will Ret attention and to} for sensitive skins, Vinolin Powder, for Toilet Con. by mentioning Jebox when auswering edvertisements’ | and Nursery, and pamphlet {ree on receipt of to cents: comicbooks.com