Judge — March 3, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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She giggled when he talked to her, | ‘'Oh, we had the loveliest arrangement at] A word to the wise is sufficient. Mr. Wid-| The bitter years have passed away ; She giggled when he stopped ; jour church society last week! Every woman| myer may bluff Colonel Samuel Gordon and ‘The scars have slowly healed. She giggled when he kissed her first contributed to the missionary cause one dollar | get away with his scalp, but if he ever again] | New wood has grown upon the tree, ‘She giggled when he “* popped"; which she earned herself by hard work.” ** How | attacks our personal character he is a goner Fresh sod upon the field, She giggied when the day was set, did you get yours?” ‘From my husband."’| and there will be a new little mound in the} And laws of hate the soldiers made ‘She giggled when they wed ; |‘ 1 shouldn't ‘call that earning it yourself by | Glendive cemetery. Self-preservation is one ‘The soldiers have repealed. ‘And now he often wonders if | hard work.” ‘* You don't know my husband.” | of the first laws of nature. We again warn the —Frank H. Sweet in Blue and Gray. She'll giggle when he's dead. —Snap Shots. fire-eating kangaroo to not open his mouth, If —Kansas City Journal, — H, A, Saltsman of he does he is our most beautiful and livid cor- Ca ic, Pennsylvania, sells| pus. Just consider your Joe-Joe face smashed : ; ° As a specific against dyspepsia and as an Mas, Winstow's Sooriine Svxur for Chile | 2 Wouser<teaser that does the work splendidly. [and béat into an unrecognizable mass of bric-| appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is dren Teething; soothes the child, softens the | 5&¢ his advertisement. posites if (ime we Aptis Sian superior to BOKER’s BITTERS, renowned y wind colic and diar- & cee since 1828, gums, slasg.oll pal cores jadscollc, + Disperse ye !" Willis cried, ease our red-hot wrath. Nothing but an old- H “Ab curse ye !" Dole replied, time knock-down-and-drag-out fight will satisfy | pw ttow aid your crops turn out last fon ; And each t9 each was merely a suggestion, |9UF Missouri bonor.—Red Ladge (Montana) _ Kanger—" How did your crops turn out last id Senator Calvin S. Brice recently, ** The aid Willis," Will you go?" New Idea, y Granger—"* Poorly. We had nearly remark in the bible about not muzzling the ox capbaticalty. “10 I" two months of continuous rai ‘that treadeth out the grain always appeals to] And thus they settled that Hawaiian gestion: HOTEL TRAYMORE, Paar bch me. It reminds me of one of the first tasks | = Cleeeland Plain Dealer: Atlantic City, N. conditions ? What do you ‘ould be likely to raise und Ranger —" ever did. I was hired by a baker at fifty cents Leapinc Winter Resort. change, a day to pick the stems and stones from a eka ane aes quantity of dried currants. Now that is labor | 4 . hich, "under ordinary. circumstances, ‘would | underlies the principle that has brought success| Questions asked by a small boy during a two- BLONDEAU’S appeal toa boy: but, do you mind, the man |i the production and sale of the Gail Borden| minute conversation —1. Do kitties take off | “ VIMOLTA made me whistle * Vankee Doodle every min. | Eagle Brand Condensed Milk. and this partly | their fur when they go to bed at night? 2. Who ute of the time I was at work.” accounts for the fact that competitors do not | cooked dinner when all the big people were lit- = successfully imitate it: ‘Thirty years in the lead. | tle boys? 3. Why don't oysters have tails? y ty y y age 4. What kind of medicine is it the drug-store After a night with the boys, ; man has in the big green bottles in the front Yours for a clear head—Bromo-Seltzer. | Tug’ Mugs —"*Got de jimmies?’ Bary!| window? 5. What does Santa Claus give lit- ce Hower" Nap." Tug’ Mugs—"An! de din-|tle boys sleds for when there ain't any snow? nymite?” Bary! Ho Yep; an’de dark-|6, When I drink water why don't it run down ne peene freuen oan cave: lantern.” Tuff Mugs—" Sent dat note ter de| into my legs?—Buffalo Express, If such a thisg my friends do comtempiate’ | Wardcboss ter have ur pardon ready fer us if I pray for my decease they will not wait. |%€ Bits pinched?” Bary! Howes —" Vep.") a1 test means of getting rid of a bad I fee seoibatenteanyuce Tuff Mugs—* Well, come along, den. I guess i ans of gett never cared for t yhow, ees Taidiana . cough is Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. ‘And much prefer to have the money now. | €¥eryting 's ready."—/ndianapolis Journal, P —Detroit Tribune, z elias FORA CORT ORS Aaa iu Probably the greatest surgical operation Gracie (romantic) —"" Isn't that a lovely | Marie Brizard & Rogers’ cordials have been | Sper Performed was Lansing Michigan.— 7ray thought—* The night has a thousand eyes'?"| acknowledged as the purest. Everybody ad- : Southedswards (prosaie)—" Naw: a fy has one | mits their Créme de Menthe is the best. For! 7. D9 you believe in love at fist sight?” hundred and forty thousand.” Gracie—"* Well, | sale everywhere. T. W. Stemmler, Union oy i a potats has! wore than." you,'s~ Princeton | equate New York She—" This is so sudden."— Yonkers States- Ther. man. Se | Editor of “Baby” reports: Their parlor téte-&-téte had passed TWENTY PER CENT. PER MONTH | cacioun requenly Dealing eruptions and removing To the admirer of an extra dry wine Cook's! | The hour of eleven ; from love at last | i i Saipies lave tee davai It ellgoes Wchleer at oases Sparkling Imperial recommends itself. Its ‘They'd turned to topics otherwise, is what we are earning for our customers. Can | ° et K, bouquet is fine. It’s naturally fermented. “There's naught like out-door exercise," _| you do better? Profits paid twice each month ; GUARANTEED HARMLESS. He said. ‘Then echoed through the hall, | money can be withdrawn any time ; $20 to $100, Of all druggists, 50 cts. per box, or direct. scenic? i . * Go take it, sir!" and that was all. can. be invested ; pays #4 to $20.each month. _In.a poem entitled ** The Mexican Dancing- 0 take it, si!” and this was all act, | Write for circulare” Fiete & Co. Bankers| BLONDEAU ET CIE, gi puplanes fn Outi te ster is at — and Brokers, 18 and 20 Broadway, New York, 73 Watts St., New York. 0 mark the rhyme of twinkling feet.” We f § can't do it, We admit. that most well-con. | _ Pat has offered his school-fellow a bite from | members of Consolidated Stock Exchange. —— Sa aT structed feet pair and that there may be rhythm | his apple and is astonished at the large portion Tbh ] 94 in their movements in dancing, but we deny | measured off by Mike’s teeth. | ** Here, I say;]Do you know the number one ie that they thyme.—ochester Union, hold on, there—hold on!" Then, correcting ° SES thimself—* When { say ‘hold on’I mean let Cola bias go.”"—Boston Transcript, TROK are ola Pronounced by every ‘one who has seen them to be the most ONET ef attractive wheels ever i offered to the Public aed Of utiful new designs, is ready? TERRI AY graceful, light, and strong to the last de- gree, and dressed with To learn to skate one day he went, | But feared ‘twas hard to do it. Once on the ice he found that he Could quickly tumble to it. —Buffalo Courier. CHAPPING, ‘Ask any photographic supply dealer or. the J 2 manufacturers. Y the incomparable Co- Chafing, THE PHOTO-M, ATERI, ALS C0 Jumbia finish, they are bound to “take.” DAND: ey We predict for the 1894 Columbias an RUFF, Rochester, N. Y. instant and wonderful success. 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