Judge — February 24, 1894 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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Haroun (after waitin, and get this matter settled, Mau (sobsing)—"* You're late again, Harold, HAROLD (soothingly)—"* Well, don't cry, Maudie; don’t cry. AN ARTFUL DODGER. vo hours across the street until he sees her father leave the house Papa left the house not five minutes ago. But seeing he's always him yourself—say right after breakfast to-morrow morning—and let me know how he takes it—hem !—by mail.” BOUND TO HAVE IT. Mrs. Cobwigger—* You can't eat that chicken you brought home to- day. other form. A MODERN SAINT. SHE Keeps it, although I should say She's little predilection ; In truth, she finds that Lenten-gray Just matches her complexion. NOTHING LEFT. Mrs. Brown —You must give up something during Lent.” Brown—" Be reasonable, my dear. Didn't you make me swear off every- thing at New-year's SUBSTITUTES, LEST piety and I should clash, For me my friends repent. My books, umbrella, and my cash, I find, are keeping Lent. JAcK—"'She's settled another foot, Tom. why did I ever scoff at religion?” Tom—' Try and pray, old man, while I hold the guns; try and pray.” You must be satisfied with fish or egg Cobwigger—* That's all right, my dear. Thi is only an egg in an- Mrs. Gramercy Nothing seems to escape him.” Mrs, Park —* That's so, my dear. Good-evening, Maud. Now let me see your father right away 1 me the slip suppose you break the news of our engagement to HIS LIMITATION. Jack—"' The boat ’s settling fast, Tom, and we never can swim ashore with these heavy ducking-boots on, If Providence lets me out of this scrape I'll go to church regular and never swear again.” ‘Tos any more. We haven't long to live. Oh, pond was only two feet deep? Tom—"'T'll go you!" “And T'll never drink another drop or be cross to my wife QUICK REPENTANCE, ur husband is a wonderful man in many ways. He seems to observe everything but Lent.” WOULD HE? jis! PROUD of Washington's career, Nis deeds of bravery. The question is, were he now here Would he be proud of me? CONVINCING, Mrs, Cobwigger —**So the doctor no longer laughs at the idea that your daughter has the’ whooping - cough. What brought him around to your way of thinking ? Mrs. Pentwea from her himself. HIS REASON. ] LOVE the name of Washington (Though strange my reason, I confess) Had he not lived and great things done We'd have one holiday the less. 1—" He caught it Jack—"* Well, Tom, who in —— would have thought that this —~ -— Let's have a drink.” comicbooks.com