Judge — February 17, 1894 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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PHENOMENAL REACH. Buver—" There is no doubt this horse is a crack, but I don't like his long head.” Gerrctoss—"*Don’d like dot headt? You vas shoking, mein frendt. “Loog at der shances you haf ohf vinning py a nose.” THE LOCALITY EVERYTHING. Veteran English actor (in America)—"'So, dear boy, you're actually going back to revisit the old land? I wish I were in your shoes. I had heaps of friends in Manchester, and they'd give me a rousing welcome were my name put up for a benefit.” Young English leading-man— No doubt they would. How long since you played there?” Veteran English actor—" Quite thirty years.” Young English leading-man—"Then I'm sure they would—if you played in the cemetery.” ‘ A MISFIT VALENTINE. Me iaipekars Kara ee 7 ay, HOSE verses to my other girl ADEE Now put me on the rack, Recause they praise a golden curl, White her fond hair is black. A BOARDING-HOUSE . LanpLapy—"* Poor Mr. Lightweight died last week, and if any one ever deserved to go to heaven he did.” Mr. HeavvGaur (soho is slightly in arrears)—"* Why?" 101 COMMUNICATIONS. Naw Haven, Edditer of Judee. Dear ‘v1 ship you today a bundle of As joleson Harvard. Send truck to Grand Central depot at four-thirty p.m. ‘Yours, etc. Guoten Fens (Vale) Ps a@st ams bastes). eer Samos. ‘it~ T have in mingvan excellent cat: toon for your next issue felative to the rum-habit at Princeton. oblige, ete, Bou Suntox (Harvard). express you to-day six Dlates, reproduced from photographs, represent Ing various members of the U. of P. foovball team as they peared in the pf during their notorious careers. These engrav= ings tell the whole story. rs truly, Jue Bowne (Princeton). Beiter of Judee. Sey don't yee pablish that rag on fornell that Tent you last year? If Thave to make a. special tr New York to see it you'll think a brine tt “Diee Toven (U, of P.). Petter of Juder. Respecied sit—Some three years ago 1 male ced you a letter contain ing sixty-seven jokes, ous frailties prevalent at the masculine univer- sities. I should like to ‘ket your cheque soon as possible, as 1 graduate Cori honors) this ‘Very sincerely tun (Vassar), ‘S—Please make phe cheque payable to "SPF, S.—Phease have the cheque certified. DUBIOUS, LANDLADY (tweeping)—"* He always paid his board in "advance, never Tur wniress— I don't see why you fell in love with so homely a complained if his bed wasn’t made up, and oh, such a delicate appetite as girl as myself, George.” that poor saint had!” Groxce—* Ob, my dear, I know that you are as good as gold.” comicbooks.com