Judge — February 10, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Bring forth the bier!” the actor cried With many a stamp and whoop ; | But from the wings the answer came, ** The beer is in the supe.” Boston Budget. Colonel Wat Hardin of Kentucky was re- cently asked if he did not regard a certain man in Washington who had dealt most villainously with him as the most pluperfect, unmitigated scoundrel he ever knew. The colonel studied the question with thoughtful gravity for a moment and finally decided. “* No: Tam com- mitted to a fellow out in Ohio."—New York Commercial Advertiser. Mrs, Winstow's Soorittnc Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- theea, 25 cents a bottle. Boston is almost beside herself with excite. ment and keeps shooting meaning, self-con- scious glances at this town, as much as to say, “Don’t you wish you were 1?" and ‘* Who's a metropolis now?" It is, indeed, a great time for Boston, The meeting of the New England tariff-reform league and the light-brahma hen- show come in the same week.—.Vere York Si For all forms of disordered stomach use Itzer. A palatable, prompt cure, It was in the Globe after the death of 1 heatre, Boston, just ace Barrett. ‘There were a number of us in the treasurer's office, talking and laughing, and at length one of the | boys who was reading some of Barrett's obitu- ary notices sang out,” Why, hullo, boys! this paper says Barrett was a vegetarian.” “* What's that?” queried Stetson. "I say this paper says Lawrence Barrett was a vegetariai ~* You don't tell me !" exclaimed Stetson. didn’t think he was really as old as that. Buffalo Enguirer. Cook's Extra Dry Champagne is one of the most delicious beverages in the market. Once tried it will always be on your table. The good old world she can go; ‘The whistles they are blowin’ an’ the drums eat at the show ; An’ she'll get there in the mornin’ or she’s bound to make it late, An’ you'd better get your ticket—for the World ] Won't Wait, Atlanta Constitution. js movin’ just as fast as A Geuriemans svat WE COULD NOT IMPROVE THE QUALITY if paid double the price Iris the choicest Smoking Tobacco \ that experience can produce WHAT IS MORE Attractive than a pretty face witha fresh, bright Gomplesion? For it se Poront's Powder, “SOCIETY NOTES.” At the funeral of Miss Gumchu Snuke the remains wore their late lavender silk with pearl ornaments and were much admired. After appropriate ceremonies they were laid at rest in the family vault of Munkham Dummit, esq., where—as the vault contains only gentlemen at present—they will be chaperoned by the late Mrs. Eyebald, recently of Mountain View cem- etery. Mrs. Eyebald was brought over yester- day for the purpose. She was not unsealed, but the casket looked remarkably well. ‘The inharmony at Mrs. Hifli's entertainment last Tuesday evening, with the premature close of the proceedings and unstudied departure of the guests, was caused by the uncalculated re- turn of Mr. Hifii from Arizona, An unconst tutional attempt to abridge his right to bear arms resulted unhappily in reducing our four hundred to three hundred and ninety-six. It is thought by many that the gayeties of the season will not be resumed while Mr. Hifli re- mains with us, An interesting surgical operation is to be performed on Mrs, Povenoo’s pug Buddha to lax the tension of bis tail, which now curls so tightly that he is unable to get his hind feet to the ground. The operation will be perfo ed by the distinguished English specialist, Gubberton Lunker, m. ¢., sometime surgeon- in-ordinary to the foyal Kennels, Windsor cas- tle, Mrs. Povenoo will take ‘chloroform.— Ambrose Bierce in San Francisco Examiner. A NOVELTY to some people who are not at present familiar with its value, but our friends have been using it for thirty years, and regard the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk as a household necessity and indispensable to good cooking. Israel Tarte became quite unparliamentary in the Quebec legislature when ruled off the floor. He called the speaker a loafer—which is obviously an ill-bread remark.— Philadelphia Ledger. _ From the north to the south Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup is the preventive of colds. “Leaves have their time to fall,"" but the fool has no time to come off.—Galvesion News. WILLIAMS? SHAVING STICK. Shaving can be made the most refresh- ing, enjoyable part of the morning toilet. ft, creamy lathe taced by Writtiama* Shaving SUcE fe cx mening to the beard-comfort fe ysets face atittan scalps SrAre yd talng Wilttame’ ? ‘The reason the Advertiser did not receive a couple of pairs of ducks from the president's Chesapeake expedition has come to light. The party didn't shoot the first blamed quacker '— Elmira Advertiser. HOTEL TRAYMORE, Atlantic City, N. J. Leapixc Winter Resort, “ Bilkein’s is a strong face, or I'm no judge of physiognomy.” ‘It ought to be, He and his whole family are living on it."—Bufialo Courier. Marie Brizard & Roger, established 1755. The greatest cordial-distillers then, the great- est now. For sale everywhere. T. W. Stemmler, Union square, New York. __ Why do you sing, oh poet gay? Why give the muse your health and time?” ** Because,” quoth he, “* I make it pay ; ‘That is the reason for my rhyme. — Washington Star. WINS ITS OWN WAY. There is hardly a drug or combination of drugs mentioned in the entire pharmacoporia, that so instantly relieves and so quickly cures cuts, face sores and pimples, as the wonderfully Curative properties found in the Williams’ Shav-. ing Soaps that are so widely advertised. strange that so little is made of these qualities and that the soap is allowed to find its way unassisted by advertising, into the thousands of hospitals, homes, and especially. nurseries, where its properties are so highly valued for toilet purposes. A BETTER COCKTAIL ‘AT HOME THAN IS SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. The Club Roektails MANHATTAN, MARTI WHISKY, HOLLAND aIN, ‘TOM GIN and VERMOUTH. Wo guarantoo these Cocktails to be made of abso- lately pureand well matured Hquors, and the mizing equal to tho best cocktails served over any bar {a the world: being com- pounded Inaccurate proportions, they will always be quality, and, blend- Ing thoroughly, are superior to those mized as wanted. ‘Wo prefer you should buy of your dealer. If he does not keep them we will send a selection of four bottles, prepald, for $6.00. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., proprietors, 89 Broadway, N. Y., Hartford, Conn., and 20 Piccadilly, W. London, Eng. 97 Por sale by all Druggists and Dealers Mean enough to steal sheep, is a proverb without force. Hereafter the lowest depths of unmitigated dishonesty and selfishness will be | characterized by ‘* mean enough to steal char- ity-tickets.""—Chicago Times, Bounce—* What's the matter with your seal- [shia cap? T's a faded vuln.” fownce—" Ob, that’s my wife’s work. She's been saving i | from the moths with various chemical cago Record, Chie CARL UPMANN’S BOUQUET CIGAR. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS, America’s Favorite TEN-CENT CIGAR. For Sale by first-class Dealers Everywhere. Recetved the Highest Award for Mertt and General Excellency,” World's Colambtan Exposttion, 1858, found of uniform | There is absolutely nothing that will help you bear the ills of life so well as a good laugh, Laugh all you can. If the clothes-line breaks, ifthe cat tips over the milk and the dog elopes with the roast, if the children fall into the mud simultaneously with the advent of clean aprons, if the new girl quits in the middle of house- cleaning and though you search the earth with candles you find none other to take her place, if the neighbor in whom you have trusted goes | back on you and keeps chickens, if the chariot- | wheels of the uninvited guest draw near when you are out of provender and the gaping of an empty purse is like the unfilled mouth of a young robin, take courage if you have enough sunshine in your heart to keep a laugh on your lips.—Chicago Post. As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is, |superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828. 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