Judge — February 3, 1894 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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= 4 i T knew a man who died in days of yore An Indian in Los Angeles was dealt a pok Life on a slow coal-barge James Sladen isin jail charged with stealing } To whom no monument is like to rise; | hand consisting of four aces and the joker. He Along the broad Oheco a hot stove—which, however, was not found And yet there never lived a mortal more gave it one look, uttered a joyous whoop, and Is just about as dangerous on his person. ‘The only evidence against him Deserving of a shaft to pierce the skies. was gathered to his fathers. ‘he simple inci- As fighting down at Rio. is that his hands are singed. This is wrong. Meee if dent proves that even the stoical Indian is not Indianapolis News, | We have a bushel of freckles on our person, | His chiefest wish strong friendships was to! free from human emotions.— San Francisco = = but we don't propose to be arrested for stealing | make; ; Examiner, . < sawdust from the blow-off pipe at the saw-mill. He cared but little for this poor world’s pelf. Nothing succeeds in removing coughs and| We demand Sladen’s discharge.— Puyallup 1 He shared his joys with every one who'd take | For that“ out-o'sorts” feeling colds like Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. (Wash.) Commerce. } _ jon tonetnes ey tok noe ‘Take Bromo-Seltzer—Trial bottle, 10 cts. —_—_ j ES OES EEE, Mr. Harlem Heights—" Vt seems to be a| As a specific against dyspepsia and as an How dear, ob, how dear, are the scenes of my] very easy matter to organize a trust.” Afr. | appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is Mrs, WINstow’s Sooriinc Syrup for Chil- childhood, Boulevard—"* Ves; it is easier to organize a] superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the! | Though, alas! now the owner I surely am | trust than to trust those who organize." — 7am. | since 1828, . ms, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar: not. many Times, Thea. "25 cents'a bottle ‘They've platted each meadow and deep-tangled The use of the three golden balls as a pawn- =a | wildwood, HOTEL TRAVMORE, broker's sign is gradually becoming. extinct, Siz" What lovely versest Wisi fe-th And you can’t buy them less than a thou- “Atlantic City, N. J. The adoption of the classic ‘Ta hock signo® - ot ne —Buffale Courier, tight +28 woul more to the in ron = L itle?”He—" "Come back to me" She sane Bet toe Be sale Caer Leapina Winter: Rasoer. delphia Ledger. a 4 Have they been published?” //e—** Well— a ahem !—the stupid editors .have not seen the beauty of my work. They seem to have taken the title literally."—Pittsburg Bulletin, EXCURSION TO THE NATIONAL CAPITAL. ‘The Royal Blue Line has arranged a series of personally-conducted three-day’ tours from New York, Newark, Elizabeth, Trenton and Philadelphia to Washington, under the super- vision of ‘Thomas Cook & Son, the famous tour- ist agents, The dates selected are January 25, February 15, March 8, 29, April 19, 26, and May 10 and'17. The rate from New York, Newark and Elizabeth will be $13.00, from ‘Trenton $12.25, and from Philadelphia $11.00, which will include transfers between depot and hotel, and first-class hotel accommodations at Washington. ‘The train will leave New York ‘on above dates from station, foot of Liberty street, 9.00 a.m., leave Newark (Central Rai road of New Jersey),8.55 a.m., Elizabeth (Royal Blue Line), 9.31 a.m., Trenton (Philadelphia and Reading), 10.20 a.m., Philadelphia, Twelfth and Market streets, 11.26 a.m., and Twenty- fourth and Chestnut streets, 11.42 a.m., and Forty years in the market and not an adul- teration, "Strictly pure” is the motto, Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. Mr. Ruskin does not like bicycles. He says, **T not only object, but I am prepared to spend all my best bad language in reprobation of bi, tri and four, five, six or seven cycles, and every other contrivance and invention for superseding. human feet on God's ground.” It would be interesting to have Mr. Ruskin turned loose upon the game of foot-ball as she is played in modern institutions of liberal learning.—Vew Creme de Menthe, a wholesome stimulant and an excellent antidote for cholera. For sale everywhere, T. W. Stemmler, Union square, New York. A cigar smoked in the dark has few of the qualities that bring pleasure when the smoke is seen. A woman with a shrewish tongue and a deaf-mute husband, though she can always have “never gamed before,” he said. ‘It’s likely that T never would But that a church-fair got make my losses good. —Denver Tribune, pile—I tried to ADVANCE IN PRICE OF COAL need not increase the cost of other necessaries. Housekeepers and mothers can still obtain the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk at a reasonable price. Its quality has been main- tained for over thirty years without an equal. ‘A German cartoonist has been imprisoned for ten days for poking fun at Chancellor Caprivi. A German nobleman has no more sense of humor than a Teutonic meat-axe.—Netw York Commercial Advertiser. ~ BLONDEAU’S No anti-pytine in Bromo-Seltzer. ‘Cures all headaches—Trial bottle, 10cts. The worst thing about these expensive por- tires the women are putting in the doorways is that when the bill comes in there are no doors for a man to slam to show how mad he is. Atchison Globe. When you ask for CALISAYA LA RILLA, you need not fear imitations. Calisaya La Rilla is unlike any other. The bottle and label are especially designed to be original and characteristic. The Calisaya La Rilla itself is so superior and unique that it will be a long time before the will arrive at Washington at 3.00 pm, The | the last word, gets few pleasures from the fact Face i ers W1 il mulafee ot Washogton af 360 pone ih ord fon ences Com (ct 366,,| substituters wil succeed in sell any Royal Blue Line train within three days, | bent. How many things are objective. which ing any of the “ just as good including day of sale, thus affording tourists an | We might naturally think subjective !—Zvening imitati H f ' opportunity to visit the public buildings and | Su”. Face | imitations. Calisaya La Rilla places of oterest in and about the capital Spots| is new, is made by a scientific ‘or more detailed informat it i » Thomas Cook & Son, 261, 1225 roadway, New| In these days of progress the BEST r process, is the only standard- 4 i York, or 825 Chestnut street, Philadelphia. | is just good enough for a buyer who Sold! ized Calisaya. 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