Judge — February 3, 1894 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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A PRIVATE OPINION, SHE KNEW TOO MUCH. Jones —"* What do you think of our stan ADAM —"" What do you mean by putting my jewelry in this water?” Sant —" Why, it would be simply rank if it wasn't for some of SeRVANT—"' It won't hurt ‘em, mum ; I herd they've been in soak menny a toime!” the officers.” REFLECTED GLORY. [MNO musician like my wite, ‘And yet this seems a riddle, For ever since our married life I've played the second fiddle. Dashaway—"Immense! 1 can't describe it. Well, I held on all the way Cleverton —" And she didn't mind?" Dashaway —" Oh, no. You see, when we got to the farm-house 1 found out something very pe- culiar.” Cleverton —" What was that?” SHE DIDN'T MIND. Dashaway —“ You remember that cold night we had last week? [ took a girl on a straw ride that night.” Dashaway (impressively) —" 1 Cleverton —** Did you have a found that I had been holding on to nice time?* my own hand.” sen csem Dashaway —*\ had my arm around her nearly all the way. So cold she didn’t know it. She was IN THE ART GALLERY. . + ART is long,” the poet tlls us, And his wisdom all applaud ; But when looking at the pictures Seems to me that art is broad. have been great. Dashaway— Cleverton — Dashaway —" Ob, yes. When we got about half way to the farm- house where we were going I put my hand under the robe and found the softest, tiniest little mittened hand in the world—that is, I just touched it at first.”” Cleverton—" Of course. Lead- ing up, I suppose?” Dashaway —" Exactly. ‘Then Itook it gently in mine. Old fellow, I wonder if you have ever felt the peculiar thrill that goes over a man PARAPHRASING HIS REMARK. Miss Flypp—" Ob, Miss Elder! Do you know that Mr. Stillingfleet thinks you are as pretty as a picture?” Miss Elder (greatly pleased) — “Ob, come now! He didn't say anything of the kind.” Miss Flypp—" Well, he didn't, use just those words, but I gathered that to be his meaning.” Miss Elder— But tell me ex- 2. YOU CAN'T ALWAYS TELL FROM A SAMPLE. at a time like this?" . : : , actly what he said. Don't you think that wef Il-paper, d . Cleverton —" Great sensation, Yes Jast the thing for our front parlor = Miss Fhpp—" He said you eh?" 2. And this is the way it looked, reminded him ofa chromo.” Gy k; DISAPPOINTED, Tue LION —"' Ha, ha! ho, ho! Who says I don’t dine to-day ?—— — Good heavens !” comicbooks.com