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This page is **primarily advertisements and filler content** rather than political satire. The layout is typical of early-20th-century magazines mixing editorial content with ads. **Notable elements:** The opening article "This Curious Thing" discusses skin pores and digestion—educational health content common to the era. It promotes **Cuticura products** (soap and remedies), which dominate the page with claims about treating complexions and "humors" (reflecting period medical theories). **The scattered jokes** are mild observations: a merchant who advertises can "whistle during hard times," and women's apparent confusion about train schedules. These reflect simple domestic humor rather than sharp political commentary. **The advertisements** tout period remedies—Angostura Bitters, Salvation Oil, No-To-Bac (tobacco cure), Liebig's Beef Extract, and resort hotels—typical of Judge's revenue model targeting middle-class readers. This appears to be a regular issue page rather than a satirical centerpiece, showing how 19th-century magazines filled space with both humor and commerce.

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The blood be: Hence serious Means clear, Means beauty Cu skin, and emaarir msoxrrrep, are its w: Bad Gomplexions Stuggish action of the pores also causes tho complexion and skin to become dark, yellow, heads, roughness, redness, falling hair and baby blemishes. ‘The only reliable preventive and external cure is CuriccRA Soar, the most effective skin as well as the purest and sweetest for toilet and nursery. pam Pg CURIOUS THING Is a Sweat or Excretory Gland. Its mouth is called a PORE. There are 7,000,000 in the human skin, | Through them are discharged many impurities. To close them means death, | Sluggish or clogged pores mean yellow, skin, pimples, blotches, eczema. Perfect action of the pores Means pure blood, Exerts a peculiar, purifying action upon the Thus its cures of distressing humors are speedy, permanent, and economical. Like all of the CuTICURAS, it is pure, sweet, gentle, and effective. Mothers and children Covscuns Rexrprns ara sold everynbere, 3 OINTMENT, 602; Boa?, wa” All about ‘the Bkin | A rain-drop fell from the leaden sky | And a gray bird sang when the day was nigh. ‘The crystal drop was lost in the rain— By an arrow’s thrust the bird was slain, A tear-drop fell from a heart's o'erflow And a maiden's song was sad and low ; For the one she deemed so true and strong | Proved false to singer and to song. —Albert Hardy in Godey's Magazine. ** Now let good digestion wait on appetite, and health on both” is a favorite toast after taking Angostura Bitters. Dr. J. G. B. Siegert & Sons, manufacturers, mothy comes impure. blood humors. When a merchant advertises in the news- papers he is able to whistle during the hard times. When he doesn’t advertise his creditors do the whistling.—Kochester Herald. wholesome: skin, Just THREE DOLLARS is all it will cost you this month for the Cosmopolitan Magazine and Good Housekeeping one year each, To se- cure these two publications for one year for that sum, send this month THREE DOLLARS to GOOD HOUSEKEEPING, Springfield, Mass. and health, ticura Resolvent Half a loaf may be better dan no bread, deah breddern, but half de truth am offen a good deal through it upon the blood. wus dan a whole big lie.—Xev. Plink Plunk. ‘The popularity of Salvation Oil is not aston- ishing when we hear of its many cures. Barber—"' How would like your hair cut, sir?” Uncle Hayseed—"* Fust-rate, young man. Fact is, that’s what I cum in fer Brooklyn Life. armest friends, Indispensable in Every good Kitchen. ‘As every good housewife knows, the difference between appetiz- ing, delicious cooking and the opposite kind is largely in deli- cate sauces and palatable gravies. Now these require a strong, deli- cately flavored stock, and the best stock is Liebig Company’s Extract of Beef. Vain woman fails utterly to understand why she cannot catch a five-o'clock street-car at six- thirty.—Dallas News. ee eke mes ras “CADY WANTED ==: pe Wouas's COOPERATIVE TOLLEY CO. MALWAUERE, Wik (len) TOBACC HEART ff Toterctves ne tobacco mmm heart—makes weak men strong. t's guaranteed to cure. No-To- Bac makes a vigorous step, steady eye and strong mental power. Book on No-To-Bac at drug-store or by mail. The Sterling Rem- ph Means loss of vitality and manhood. No life insur- edy Co. Chicago office, 45 Rando! New York office, 10 Spruce St.; Laboratory, Indiana Mineral Springs, Ind. (13) Charity covereth a multitude of tramps.— Chicago Dispatch, A WINTER-RESORT DIRECTORY is printed in THE TOURIST, Utica, N. Y. fly and mothy, Jee, black. ig oC APR A mas The duke of York, who was married last February, delicately intimates that he expects to become a father soon. Here's another chance purifying and beautifying soap in the world for a greater new York.—New York World, D, L, DOWD'S HEALTH EXERCISEH, 3 we, For Gentlemen, & to, ete or aval. 4 varborn St. "Scientific Physical and Vocal Culture, 9. 14th 8t., New York. Px , 28e. Porren Di Blood,’ “Why is Miss Antique so very anxious to meet Bilkins?/ He is poor and has no social “Yes; but she understood that he k five minutes without giving him- Inter-Ocean. NEW-YEAR NUMBER. NOW READY. Price, 25 Cents. A handsome 6o-page Book, full of the best of Jupcr’s humorous pictures. To be found | < at all Book- and News-stores, and sold on all trains, Judge Publishing Co. of New York, Publishers, to Fifth Ave., NEW YORK CITY. LEGHORN, ITALY. Rae’s Lucca Oil GUARANTEED ABSOLUTELY PURE BY e The Perfection of Olive Oil. Established 1836. AWARD FOR BEER. ‘dara THE NATIONAL MFC '&IMPORTING CO.. 354 Deartern Bi, Chizage, fi, ANHEUSER-BUSCH WINTER RESORTS. BREW ING ASSOCIATION, ; ‘Aragon. Finest ATEN oeducteutt fe Face (Ainese. aha Mente” Stost’ beatiful and waiferm:elimate Ya, the Halted, sia tes Pls Sosteated poce mee ee DATE = 7 SaPaT those ot the fersoue wring citen of os, Nef © PARK HOTEL, | "2hsSusene® | ben carried off by the Atheuser Busch Bre A New, Modern-built, Fireproot and only Strictly Buspar OF syraras and coored tee highest pol points. First-class OPEN ALL YEAR. product, withost form or corn products. This mak ‘The most elegant bath-house in the country. champion brewers of the world. Beautifully located. Superbly appointed. ) MEYER & CO., ratory. | — = ST: LOUIS, MO., SCORES THE HIGHEST POINTS. 1p of the world for beer, for which not only all the great American brewers but ‘European bre Munich and Nuremberg were 1n. keen com has -wing Association of St. Louis, they having receiv: wero especially commended for the absolute 104 BROAD STREET, tion, the highest, uto purity of thelr beer as a pure malt, and, hop nheuser-Busch Brewing Association NEW YORK. Sanitary construction perfect. Spacious ol Delightful pare and grounds: Letters of intiry oe! “There are people who will not trust the Lord until they lose everything else.— Ram's Horn, M AGI LANTERNS and Views, For Public Lectures, School, Church wer JACRSON, Manager. LEADING HOTELS. (We recommend all hotels advertised in Juoce.] or Home, “World's Falr and other interesting sabe NEW YORK CITY. Brevoort- House, Fifth ie Sen imp for Catalogue. N. ‘Avenue (near Washington square) New Yorks "0. | SEIOPTICON COnne Walnut Se Philadelphia, Fx B. Liesy, proprietor. NEW YORK CITY. Grand Union Hotel, Sonoran Puan (Opposite Grand NewYork. Rooms $1.4 day Baccare to and from Grand Co ALDANY, N.Y. Keoler's European Hotel. Maiden Lane, Albany. WASHINGTON, D. C._ The Cochran, F. J. Harr, proprietor. $3 to $s per day. As. PLAN. |GTON, D.C, Hotel Arno. Annnicax reAN Plan. Strictly first-class. Long hair on a man covers a multitude of | crank notions,—Vew Orleans Picayune. CONSTIPATION <3z-° CURE. Address, UNIVERSITY MEDICAL CO. 2, (Treatise mailed free.) 76 434 St., Chicago, Whatever is done about elevating the stage, if they begin to kick much higher they'd better elevate the roof.— Philadelphia Times, AIl kinds kept in stock BLANK BOOKS.2: once ccrty FINDLER & WIBEL, 146 Nassau Street, New York. EASTON, PA. United States Hotel. H. A. Havpsn, proprietor. Choice and elegantly-furnished rooms. ‘fable of superior excellence. ‘YPNOTISM—Its uses and abuses. The Science easily acquired. New illustrated book, $1. .100- wage pamphlet, roc “Address Prof, Anderson, T 7, 182 State 6 Daniel Healy went to pay, second New- year’s call upon the wife who had divorced him |and was shot. We have to make our own eti- quette in Chicago in such matters, and this seems to be the leading case.—Chicago Times. @ Portable Parlor - So HEATERS ano The only Marvelous Fuel of its Send for Catalogue. ‘U.S. FUEL CO, ule > 19 Park Place, teranuenta ence toon NW YORK. comicbooks.com