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This is primarily an **advertising and humor page** from Judge magazine, with minimal political cartooning. The page features various **short satirical quips and jokes** typical of the era: - A crude joke about a child dying from licking mirror backing (reflecting Victorian dark humor) - Puns about actors, photographers, and Jupiter's "red spot" - A reference to "Puddenhead Wilson" (Mark Twain's character) mocking the current administration's criticism of its predecessor—the only overtly **political content**, suggesting the page dates to a period of presidential transition The bulk consists of **period advertisements** for products like Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup, Bromo-Seltzer, champagne, and tobacco—typical commercial content subsidizing the magazine. Without visible editorial cartoons or clear attribution of jokes to specific events, this appears to be a standard mixed-content page rather than focused political satire. The advertising dominates the layout and purpose.

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Aquidaban is off; Bold Mello he has sailed. A whaler he may be, ‘And yet he may be whaled. —St. Louis Post-Dispatch. Mrs, WinsLow's SooTHING Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- theca. 25 cents a bottle. This is a very hard time for actors. Happy thought! Why don’t they adopt the prize-ring as a profession ?—Rockester Post Express. ‘Take Bromo-Seltzer for insomnia Before retiring—Trial bottle, 10 cts. The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor and | the fourth wit.—Sir William Temple, Try Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Champagne. ‘There is no foreign wine that has its bousock or any that is as pure. ‘The amateur photographer shouldn't mind being refused bya girl. He is used to devel- oping negatives. —Philadelphia Record, EXCURSION TO THE NATIONAL CAPITAL, The Royal Blue Line has arranged a series of personally-conducted three-day tours from New York, Newark, Elizabeth, Trenton and Philadelphia to Washington, under the super- vision of Thomas Cook & Son, the famous tour- ist agents. The dates selected are January 25, February 15, March 8, 29, April 19, 26, and May 10 and’ 17. The rate from New York, Newark and Elizabeth will be $13.00, from Trenton $12.25, and from Philadelphia $1.00, which will include transfers between depot and hotel, and first-class hotel accommodations at Washington. The train will leave New York ‘on above dates from station, foot of Liberty street, 9.00 a.m., leave Newark (Central Rail- road of New Jersey),8.55 a.m., Elizabeth (Royal Blue Line), 9.31 a.m., Trenton (Philadelphia and Reading), 10.20 a.m., Philadelphia, Twelfth and Market streets, 11.26 a.m,, and Twenty- fourth and Chestnut streets, 11.42 a.m., and will arrive at Washington at 3,00 p.m, The tickets will be valid for the return journey on any Royal Blue Line train within three days, including day of sale, thus affording tourists an opportunity to visit the public buildings and places of interest in and about the capital. For more detailed information call on or write ‘Thomas Cook & Son, 261, 1225 Broadway, New York, or 828 Chestnut street, Philadelphia. Gentleman's Smoke 3 Serene” Dep, Addihtful Gand of St James BL (rsh, Lavan Perqae Gene | parted Terkush, Estee Bright Plog Cul Este Bright Leng Clan Bros Celebrated Brand “Packing { MARBURG BROS. BALTIMORE MO. 3 Ne Puddenhead Wilson, Mark Twain's charac- ter, says, ‘* Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.” Perhaps that is why the present administration tries to say so many things about its predeces- sor.—Baltimore American. Little Johnnie took a mirror And he licked the back all off, Thinking, in his childish fancy, Tt would cure his whooping-cough. Bat on the morning of the funeral The neighbors said to Mrs. Brown, "Twas a chilly day for little Johnie ‘When the mercury went down. —Boston Traveller. No good dinner complete without Marie Bri- zard & Roger Créme de Menthe. They are the perfection of the cordial-maker's art. For sale everywhere. . W. Stemmler, Union square, New York. Astronomers say that the ‘‘ red spot” on the face of Jupiter is becoming faint and that it may temporarily disappear. It is to be hoped that Jupiter’s reformation will be permanent. He was always a sad dog, according to profane writers, much given to ™ painting things red.” —Rochester Union. HOTEL TRAYMORE, Atlantic City, N. J. Leapinc WINTER REsorT. What with Lili tight pressed between the opposing politics of Cleveland and Dole it does seem to be a sort of Sandwich affair—and most- ly dark meat at that.—Chicago Times, A GOOD CHILD is usually healthy, and both conditions are de- veloped by use of proper food. The Gail Bor- den Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is the best infant's food ; so easily prepared that improper feeding is inexcusable. ‘The champion pugilist made a stir As he passed along in his robe of fur Up the street on a winter day ; And the country minister buttoned his coat— A thin and shabby one—up to his throat, ‘And shivered and went his way. —New York Press. BLONDEAU’S Face Face Spots Spots Face Face Spots Spots Face Face Spots Spots **VINOLIA’”? CREAM. Editor “Baby” reports : “* For acne spots on the face, and particu- larly for eczema, it is undoubtedly efficacious, frequently healing eruptions and removing pimples in a few days. Itching relieved at ‘once,”” Guaranteed harmless. OF all druggists, 50c. per box, or direct, |BLONDEAU ET CIE, 73 Watts St., New York. ‘Those at whom are fiercely fired Peixoto's guns or Mello’s Live, as they ought to live, And die in time old fellows. Pedro, charge the guns again ‘And let them loudly thunder ; Tt is fun to fire away * When no one ‘s torn asunder. Utica Herald. and HAIR GOODS of every descrip tion for Ladies and Gentlemen on hand | and made to order. Send for my circular. bh. RAVOHPUWSS, MM Estab. 1845. 44 East rath Street, N. Y. 1 the famous Hait 8 AR AMIR AOA R ONS gic per boule. ‘You wili get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Jupaz when answering advertisements, Although the times have used us ill ‘And given us all an aspect sour, We'll try to rub along until The grand old party comes to power, And drives the grim wolf from the door ‘And brings prosperity once more. —Exchange, Neuralgic headaches promptly cured by Bromo-Seltzer—Trial bottle, 10 cts * © She did not forget her evening prayer, and she finished it before she realized what she was saying, as she had finished everything else that day—"* For thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever, Amen. ‘ours for health, Lydia E, Pinkham."—Beston Budget. Why cough and annoy the whole audience when Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup will stop it? ‘A honey-bee is the busiest fly in the world. He gets robbed every few weeks and never says much about it, but goes right to work again the same as if nothing had happened. He works on Sunday the same as any other day.—Arkansaw Thomas Cat, Mamma—* Now, Freddie, when you come to the table I want you to act like alittle man.” Freddie—"Mh, what is the use of acting like a little man when you get served like a little boy?"—Brooklyn Times No matter how much a goose appreciates its covering, the feathers are always down on the goose.—A tlanta Constitution, In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the taprags B, rath St, lew York. 1198 Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. 14 Post Street, *SnFrancico, 367 Wabash Ave., Chicago. At the art club, recently, a lady prominent socially asked a gentleman of her acquaintance if he knew Mr. Renaissance, the artist who was so much talked about and had so many pict- ures, —Philadelphia Times. There are some very good reasons for sus pecting that Dick Croker. has experienced a wonderful weakening in his * public-be- d—d" department.— Washington Post, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S ITTERS, renowned since 1828, Charity is one of the few things that is justi- fied in not advertising, though even charity can set a good example by letting its good deeds be made known.—Miltoawkee Sentinel. Harrison's presidential boom has made a brief appearance and is now peeping from behind the curtain, waiting anxiously for’an encore.— Detroit Free Press. It is with some men as it is with most fences. They amount to little until they get a gate on them.—Buffalo Courier, WILLIAMS? SHAVING STICK. Lather «= Tells tn a good Shaving Soap. For RICHNESS—CREAMY—COOLING qualities and medicinal propertien, | WILLIAMS’ 25433 HAVE NEVER BEEN EQUALED. WILLIAMS’ WILLIAMS’ A BETTER COCKTAIL AT HOME THAN IS SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. The Club Roektails MANHATTAN, MARTINI, WHISKY, HOLLAND GIN, TOM QIN and VERMOUTH. We guarantee these Cocktails to be made of abso- lntely pure and well .matared liquors, and the mixing equal to the best cocktails. served ‘over any bar in the world; belng com- pounded inaccurate proportions, they will always be found of uniform quality, and, blend- ing thoroughly, are superior to those mixed as wanted. ‘We prefér you should buy of your dealer. If be does not keep them we will send a selection of four bottles, prepaid, for $6.00. Bele G, F. HEUBLEIN & BRO. 30 Broadway, N. ¥., Hartford, Conn, and 20 Piccadilly, W. London, Eng. (em For sale by all Druggists and Dealers, If human dwellings were constructed on the same proportionate scale as the ant-hill of Af- rica private residences would be a mile high. — Yonkers Gasette, WORLDS FAIR Mabel—" Of all the different races of people you saw at the fair, which was the most dis- agreeable to you?” "Blanche—"' Oh, dear me! the chaperon, all the time." —/nter-Ocean. COMPLEXION POWDER Isan absolute necessity of refined toflet in this combines every element of climate, Pozzoni’ ‘and . 20th Edition, postpaid for asc. (or stamps). THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Of. Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY PARKER, F-R.A.S- .K. Lona &'Co., rors Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa. “every one sbould read this little book," —A thencrum, GENTLEMEN! Don’t suffer longer with imperfect and Sorelisble Coutke Bortones A pestal: ard will being you a circular descobing “tne patent. Juve ine Jdorece it aa the best. Made in both gold BENEDICT BROS, 171 Broatway, ¥. Y. Ci LEWIS G. 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