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He loved her for her beauteous hair, But how the fellow stewed When they were wed and when he had To have that hair renewed. —Detroit Free Press. Mrs, Winstow’s Sootitne Syrup for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the gums, allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- thera. 25 cents a bottle, A Manayunk man calls his employer a reve- nue-cutter because he is reducing salaries.— Philadelphia Record, The blossom has left the buttonhole these influenza days and settled on the nose.—Omahka World. Before breakfast Bromo-Seltzer Acts as a bracer—Trial bottle, 10 cts. Paper-hangers are about the only men who succeed in business by going to the wall.— 7he General Manager, AN ORIGINAL IDEA, The acme of perfection in cocktails is seldom reached. Hurriedly prepared and served before the liquids have been well blended (a Process requiring days to accomplish), they have, in spite of these drawbacks, attained the front rank as the typical American drink. The Club cocktails, put up in quart bottles, made of the purest of liquors, thoroughly well blended and far shperior to any made either at home or at the bar, are fast superseding all other kind They are prepared in six styles — Martini, Whisky, Manhattan, Tom and Holland Gin, and Vermouth—and ‘they cannot fail to suit all tastes, Always ready, and so mixed as to afford the most delightful combinations, wonderfully palatable and refreshing, the advantage of be- ing able, at a moment's notice, to obtain an unequaled cocktail is unquestioned, and the unprecedented demand for the Club cocktails proves conclusively how happy was this idea which originated with Messrs, Heublein & Brother of Hartford, Connecticut. Four bot- tles of your selection’ will be sent, charges pre- Paid, on receipt of six dollars ; but all first-class dealers keep them or can obtain them for you. So great has been the demand for this purely American enterprise that a branch-office has been established in the heart of London, and | the results have surpassed the most sanguine expectations. Connoisseurs in fine liquors should order a few bottles of these cocktails, which they will find delicious, appetizing, and gxcelling anything of the kind hitherto intro- luce CHAPPING, Chafing, DANDRUFF, Itching, Speedily Relieved by PACKER’S TAR Soap. “* Chapped skin isa winter plague easily avoided by Its use.""—Medieat Standard. 55 19 $15 Bn LIGHTHING. LATER my Suny tes Ea ey oS eat silver or nickel, causo an essential constituent (Cocoa But- ter) has been removed. ta Paris a man is on trial for manslaughter, because his dog bit a passer-by, causing’ the death of the victim from hydrophobia. This. is a new way of working the growler.—Rech- ester Democrat. There is no doubting the efficacy of Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. It cures every time. Utah can never be anything more than a sister to the Republican party.— New York World, ‘A miner may be ever so well off, but he can't help getting in a hole occasionally.— Zoledo Commercia ‘A POUND OF PACTS is worth oceans of theories. Fact first—More infants are successfully raised on the Eagle brand condensed milk than upon any other food. Fact second—They are subject to less sickness than others. Fact third—The Eagle brand condensed milk is therefore unequaled as an infant-food, “Will any one tell me," shouted the prohi- bition orator, ‘* who, save those engaged in this accursed trafic, gets any benefit from it?” And a volce from the audience replied, '* Well. we're payin’ you fity dollars a night."—Deéreit ri Walter Baker & Company, the largest cocoa and chocolate manufacturers on this continent, have carried off the highest honors at the world’s Columbian exposition, They received from the board of judges the highest awards (medals and diplomas) on all the articles contained in their exhibit— namely, breakfast cocoa, premium number one chocolate, German sweet chocolate, vanilla chocolate, cocoa butter, The judges state in their report that these products are characterized by *‘excellent flavor,” ** purity of material employed,” and “uniform, even composition, indicating great care in point of mechanical preparation.”” A copy of Miss Par- loa's “* Choice Receipts” will be sent free to any housekeeper on application, by mall, or otherwise, to Walter Baker & Company, Dor- chester, Massachusetts. In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. ‘Among yee the BEST jis the eb Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. seats Post Street, ‘San Francisco. 367 Wabash Avi Chicago. Look at Talk about women being flighty ! bank-cashiers.—Si/tings. ‘The Boston girl more graceful grows ; Her blood in healthier heart-beats flows Because the arts of foil she knows. Dressed in becoming fencing-clothes, Her broadsword ready for her foes, With the new exercise she glows. Far from the envious eyes of beaux, ‘A mask upon her pretty nose, She blushes like a sweet June rose. —Bosion Transcript, Dry, sparkling and delicious, Good's Im. gerial Champagne. Keep it in your ice-chest {for your friends ; they will appreciate it. Mr, Richard Croker is reported to be in favor of the Wilson tariff bill. Mr. Croker's opinion on this subject is about as valuable as would be the views of the sultan of Johore on the Hawaiian policy of the Cleveland adminis- tration, —Baltimore American, Fatigue and exhaustion overcome by Bromo-Seltzer. Contains no opiate. The golden-rod has been selected by the university of Chicago as its flower. This is sumably out of compliment to John D. ockefeller.— Philadelphia Press, The Celebrated ‘Red Label” Champagne, extra dry and Brut, is known everywhere and recognized as the best. Maison fondee en 1864 by Vve Theophile Roederer & Co., successors. ‘1. W. Stemmler & Co., Union square, New York, sole agents. “Don't be discouraged. Aim high !" is the advice placarded by an advertiser in the New York street-cars. And to see how it feels the rider grabs a strap.— Philadelphia Ledger, Jerry Simpson's eagerness for free wool like- ly grows out of his being short on hosiery.— Pittsburg Dispatch. 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