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“Papa, won't buy me a bow-wow,” cried the [nite daughter of a very rich man. ‘* Don't dear,” said the mother, soothingly ; “* when are grown he will buy you a puppy with a e."—Detroit Free Press. * How do you know, then, the young artist + an income outside of ‘his profession ?” ed the landlady’s daughter. ‘* Because," s the confident reply, “he pays his rent ularly."— Washington Star. ins. WINsLOw’s SOOTHING SyRUP for Chil- n Teething ; soothes the child, softens the xis, allays ail pain, cures wind colic and diar- cents a bottle, Mother—"* What, Gracie! Your doll’s the- Have you forgotten that it’s Sunday Little daughter—" Oh, no, mamma! n't_a play; it's a sacred concert Lachange. is Provisional” government has a very pleas- + sound to the fellows out of office.— Plain sler, If your grocer doesn't keep Cook's xtra Dey Champagne order a case direct of the \merican Wine Co., St. Louis. Highest award, diploma and medal, Columbian exposition. “Do you hear that?” said the stranger from Orange, New Jersey, to his wife as the fog- horn on the Iake-front blared through the mufiled night,‘ Yes, Isaiah,” said his wife. An’ yet," said the stranger in accents of dis- ust, “' they tole me they wan't no muskeetahs in Chicago in November !"—Exchange. THE CHRISTMAS JUDG! EVER SEEN. Jepce’s Christmas number came out in the snow-storm yesterday, but it is so genuinely good and so wonderfully bright that no amount of winter weather could possibly cloud its holi- day sunshine, It is the best Christmas number of a humorous periodical we have ever seen. It leads this year's procession by a wide dis- tance of unapproached and unapproachable ex- cellence. The work is superb, the contents are all strong, and the pictures are simply and unanimously great.— Baltimore American, CHAPPING, Chafing, DANDRUFF, Itching, “THE BEST Speedily Relieved by PACKER’S TAR SOAP. ** Chapped skin Isa winter plague easily avolded by its use.""—Medical Standard. ‘A Mexican died recently who was said to be one hundred and ninety-three years old, and it is furthermore said that be smoked cigarettes fortunate that he died when he did, or the habit might have become fixed upon him.— Rochester Demecrat. es George Washington took great delight in drinking Marie Brizard & Roger anisette with General Lafayette at his home in Mt, Vernon, For sale everywhere. ue. W. Stemmiler, Union square, New ‘ork. It is said in Washington that ex-Senator Ingalls may be editor of a Republican news- paper in Omaha, Perhaps this is what he had in mind during the silver debate a few short weeks ago when he made the prediction that the west would soon be a howling wilderness, or words to that effect.—Rochester Post Ex- press. Halian guide —"* Yessa, mecs, all our citi have patron saints, same as in America. Fair tourist —"* Same as in America?” Guide —''Yessa._ I hear alla ‘bout America from my bruzza. He keep fruita stand in New Yorka. New Yorka hava patron sainta—Sainta Pat rick."—Brooklyn Life. “When pain and anguish wring the brow ‘A ministering angel thou"—Bromo-Seltzer. We haven't any gladiators now, ‘And pugilists have very litte show ; But foot-bail the authorities allow, ‘And hence the sportive gore ‘no less doth flow.—Chicago Times, It doesn’t pay to be too particular, but it is often very profitable to be just particular enough.—Somerville Journal. ALWaye AN atocprasce XMAS PRESENT! A BOX or FANCY BASKET FILLED WITH DELICIOUS Bonbons and Chocolates 863 Broadway, Now York. ORDERS BY MAIL RECEIVE PROMPT AND CAREFUL ATTENTION. Duplicate f= Whist. For Home Amusement and instruction in game of Whist the Kalamazoo Method | is unequaled. the HRISTMAS GIFT to Whist Play- ers it is just the thing. You can find Kalama- 200 Duplicate Whist Sets on sale at all leading Stationery and Sporting Goods Stores. Prices range from $3.00 to $14.00 per set. ‘hist and Duplicate Whist Rules and Whist Eti- quette as adopted by the ard American Whist Con- gress, 1893, sent to any address upon receipt of act. “THLING BROS. & EVERARD, Kalamamn, Mich. XLII RAILING, BAR U m™ Marry You r Trousers ™ for the last one hundred years. Really, it is| MY torte THE “CHESTER” is a suspender with an idea, When they get trolleys to running on the Erie canal Artemus Ward's story of the old pirate who threw a peek of oats on the tow- path and proceeded to loot the boats will have to be re-written, Then the pirates of the Mon- tezuma marshes will need to be supplied with a pair of wire-cutters and some rubber gloves. —Buffalo Express STARVED TO DEATH in midst of plenty. Unfortunate, unnecessary, yet we hear of it often, Infants thrive physic- ally and mentally when properly fed. The Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is un- doubtedly the safest and best infant food ob- tainable, With the cry of “Down with the rich!" a New York crank emptied a revolver into the dining-room of Delmonico’s, And the rich im- mediately and promptly got down—under the tables, —Chicago Mail. Mello is playing the d’Eus.— Philadelphia Record. The Pittsburg Commercial says, ‘Saul may have slain his thousands, but foot-ball is evi- dently striving for a reeord like that of David.” All the same, the boys are knit to it as was the soul of Jonathan.—£’mira Advertiser. OF INTEREST TO TRAVELERS. The Baltimore and Ohio railroad announce that they have placed on sale round-trip tickets at reduced rates to the winter resorts in Florida. and the south, and also to such points of inter- est _as Luray, Natural Bridge and Gettysburg. This company has also arranged to place on sale excursion tickets to San Francisco and other points in California, on account of the idwinter fair, at unusually low rates. Ex- cursion tickets are now on sale to Baltimore and Washington via the famous Royal Blue line. With its vestibuled train-service via Washinj ton to Cincinnati, St. Louis and Chicago the Baltimore and Ohio is in the best of condition to handle western and southern travel, That the line is a popular one is attested by the im- mense world’s-fair business handled this sum- mer. Those contemplating a trip west or souch this winter should write to C. P. Craig, general eastern passenger agent, 415 Broadway, New York, for rates and other information. If the worst comes to worst, Mr. Lo Bengula can hire out his name for use as the title of a patent medicine,— Washington Star, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'’S BITTERS, renowned since 1828. PRS : It is presumed that Queen Lil will be grate- ful enough to get up a cake-walk in honor of her restoration.— Washington Post, A woman's lot is cast among hard lines when she is trying to crawl through a barbed-wire fence.—Binghamton Republican, With nerves unstrung and heads that ache Wise women Bromo-Seltzer take. A Long.island ghost is said to be eight feet in height. That ghost is walking because his grave proved too short for him. — Buffalo Enguirer. We might overlook certain other of Liliuo- kalani’s faults if her majesty did not carry a razor.—New York Commercial Advertiser, In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. 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