Judge — November 25, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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It looks like a miracle. THE PEOPLE have abolished slavery, and they are going to abolish boss- Believe in the people. MAYSArD cannot be punished, but there must be a penitentiary for the Sheehans and the McKanes. SONG AT TWO in the morning—“I do not mind if you stay late, but you must not hurt my vaccinate.” eee AN HO! T BALLOT-BOX is a cure for all political evils, and the people will have that if they have to fight for it. ism. ae THE CHRYSANTHEMUM is the ecs- tasy of homeline’s, and by compar’ son the daisy and the dandelion 'are-both the lily and the Solomon. Mose thirteent’ daughter, Borned i an’ a ball-ticket in mah han’ ACCORDING 10 the Troy Press, “compulsory vaccination outrages personal liberty." Sure. In this free country everybody has a right to get small-pox and give it to all his neighbors. CRANK is a continual menace and is of no good to himself or any- body else. Let us have all possible sympathy for him, but let us not forget that the general public has rights as Well as he. A MUGWUMP named Bacon opposed Maynard for the court of ap- peals. “Why,” said he in substance with great earnestness, “he must not have that office. Let him be merely = county judge.” REFORM—REFORM! NOW THAT we have a Republican senate and house _representa- tives again, it may be hoped that there will be an honest investiga- tion of the affairs of the three great insurance companies—the Equitable, the Mutual, and the New York Life. ABOVE THE LAW. CTOR COGHLAN gets his divorces when he feels like it, as he smokes his cigars and takes his outings. A little thing hke that NO CHANCE FOR Tink I'm ‘fraid ob yo’. yo" brack trash?" Aur—"G'way frum me, niggah! T' ’a graveyard wid a mask on mah face never worries him. Indeed, that is an inevitable experience of his profes- sion, though we believe there have been cases of theatrical marriage which lasted a couple of weeks. TWO OF A KIND. PENNOYER of Oregon got out his Thanksgiving proclamation in advance of that of the president, and begged his people to devote the day principally to prayers for the restoration of silver. About the same time he was threatened by a crank, but we imagine the poor fellow was demonstrative merely because he thought he had found his long-lost brother, THE AMUSING EXECUTION. ‘THEY HAVE MORE FUN in the rural districts of Virginia wnen a man is legally hanged than can be got by the ordinary person out of several funerals. Still, the more spontaneous execution, called the lynch- ing, is more popular, particularly if it is attended with a roasting before or after death, One might suppose that these things were detrimental to civilization if they occurred anywhere else; but those rural persons have few enjoyments, and the conferring of violent death is so infrequent that they can have that kind of enjoyment only about once a month, THE WICKEDNESS OF OFFICE-HOLDING. #6 POILS!" exclaims the Brooklyn Eag/e, speaking of the murder of Carter Harrison—" the result of spoils.” Very well. Let us abolish the offices. If Garfield hadn't been presi- dent he wouldn't have been shot—there- fore let. us. abolish the presidency. If there had been no Mary Anderson a phy- sician in one of the hospitals would have been living still—therefore let us destroy the Mary -Andersons. Let us conduct things’ so that the cranks shall have no temptation to shoot. They are to be con- sidered—thers are of no consequence. If there is a boy ten years old who doesn’t know better’than to use such logic as that, let him go to an asylum for idiots. KINDNESS TO A GREAT MAN. oe l F PRESIDENT CLEVELAND can accomplish a reduction of the tariff,” says the London Standara ¢ will stand forth as the greatest administrator of the United States in the present. generation.” The people of this country have been very kind to Mr. Cleveland. A large number of them are without work because of this generosity, and more will. suffer during the coming winter. A tariff against them- selves and in behalf-of England is asking rather too much just at this time, however, no matter how much it would add to the stature of the distinguished gentleman. Then, too, there is congress—that body really has something to do with the matter. OUCH! THOUSANDS OF GIRLS were vaccinated in this city recently, and without an exception they exclaimed “Ouch! Of the thousands of men who were similarly operated on not one used that word. They prob- ably said something, but not that. It is therefore a word for feminine use . only, and the philologist who can explain its development in that way will confer a favor’on the age he lives in. It is a word of accident, having no derivation and guiltless of meaning as well as roots. “It is an orphan, and perhaps that is why women are in sympathy with it. Yet it is so old that we have no doubt Eve uttered it in the poignancy of her grief when she was ordered out of the garden of Eden, A GREAT VICTORY. G00P GOVERNMENT triumphed in the result in this state on the seventh of November. Morality in politics triumphed. Ruffianism from Erie county to Gravesend was rebuked. Protection was so vindi- cated in this:and the other states that there can hardly be a doubt of its resumption in the nation in 1896, It was a great victory. It was another proof of the honesty and firmness and intelligence of the people, who talk little but vote effectively. The system is all right. The Sheehans, the McKanes, the Hills and the Maynards may do their utmost to destroy it—it will live, and they, and all like them, will go down in the ruins its con- tinuance creates, AN ARGUMENT. de sebent’ son ob a comicbooks.com