Judge — November 11, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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whidge- W. J. Ament. mar GILLAM. LM. Guacory, Bditor: TERMS TO SUBSCRIBERS. ONITED STATES AND CANADA I ADVANCE, ‘One copy, one year, or 2 numbers -" $5.00 One copy, six months, or 26 numbers One copy. for 13 weeks = = Including the Cwristsas Joos. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS— Te all for. tign countries in the postal union, year. THe JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JuDGE BUILDING). Cor, Fifth Ave. and 16th Street, New York. Judge’s Comic Almanac for 1894. FIFTY PAG OF ILLUSTRATIONS, INCLUDING TWO IN COLORS. On Sale on and after November 15. PRICE, 25 CENTS. §9~ NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS. —The contents of Juoce are protected by copy- right in both the Unite States and Great Lritain. Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted MBS: KENDAL believes in moral plays for all the other actresses. HIGH-WATER MARK is about two feet above the head of Frank Hiscock. OBJECTION to youth who stays late—" Why, ma! he wants to remain in continuous session.” eee THis GOVERNMENT—OF the silver senators, for the silver senators, by the silver senators. N° ENGLISHMAN would like to be tried, whatever his, offense, by a jury of the house of lords. CARL SCHURZ comes not to praise Mr. Cleveland, but to bury him; and that is Cleveland’ fuck too. THE. EDITOR of //arper's Weekly has able articles every week by way of retracting those of the previous number. ENATOR HILL never lacked cour- age, and latterly he has added honesty to his courage. No=that man is not buried. * * M®. CROKER will find presently that he needs all the friends, he can get, and among them an able lawyer like Bourke Cockran. THOUSANDS of the new citizens of the Cherokee country are so dis- gusted that they want to give it back to the Indians and let ¢hem die there, rible savage, sae UNRAVEN feels badly; but what are his sufferings in comparison with those of the periodical that gets six copies of that pun upon his name with every mail? eee HE YOUNG WOMAN who married young Fair is evidently pretty bad, but she is entitled to considerable sympathy because of the miserable scrape in which she finds herself. IF AMERICA is no country for ladies and gentlemen to live in, it is a mighty poor country for Yan Alen to represent. Perhaps, however, he means to be generous and put in some apologies for it. ESTIMATED by the /nfer-Océan that hard times have postponed five hundred thousand weddings. They are not wholly lost, however. Resumption in that kind of business is speedy and sure. AS THE JUDGE has frequently remarked, the next great war of this continent will be with regard to foreign interference in the affairs of South America. Let those foreign nations keep their hands off of Brazil! A PAPE coina called The Road, printed in Denver and devoted to free puts Cleveland and other anti-silver men on a hot gridiron, A TERROR. Patsey (sith dog)—"* He's a Siberian bloodhound an’ ter- in’ a’most tears the arms out o' me: by a‘ Uncle Tom's Cabin" show an’ ! found him, and in speaking of them says, D— them,” ete. that is! How convincing THE COWARDS. HE DEMOCRATIC. PARTY never favored the war for the union * until there was a declaration of peace; and to-day their doubt and cowardice have cost the country millions of dollars, Their policy used to be rule‘or ruin, Nowiit is rule and ruin. LAWYERS AS LAW-BREAKERS. TIS URGED that as an attorney for the Democratic party Judge May- nard had a right to defeat the will of the people at the ballot-box. But fhe’ did not act as an attorney. He acted as a deputy attorney-general paid by the people to protect them from just such villainy. Is it possible, however, that a lawyer may do a dishonorable act which as an honorable man he must repudiate and condemn? What an insult to the bar that assumption is! THE OLD DEMOCRATIC STORY. HE DEMOCRATS have the senate and the house. Whatever the cause of business depression, they are responsible for its continu- ance. It is in their power to bring relief, and they don't do it. As Senator Sherman intimates, they plead the baby act. They say they want to act,.but they can’t. That is not the Republican way. Look at the history of the party since 1856 and see if it is. Any policy is better than no policy, and during all that time the Democratic party has had only the disposition for obstruction and destruction. BLOOD WON'T TELL. EREDITY HAVING NOTHING to do.with crime, according to W. M. F, Rounds, we may presently look for figs from thistles and thistles from figs the theory that “blood will tell” had bet- ter be dropped. If circumstance and surroundings make character, both good and bad, the formation. of a man’s head, whether it be that of a fiend or a humani- tarian, is a matter of no possible conse; quence and a something which relieves the Creator of all responsibility, whether. it works to His glory or the man's shame. OUR NEW FIRE-EATERS. S NNATOR MORGAN of ‘Alabama speaks-,Conitemptiously of orthern senators, and Senator: Harris of Tennes- see says the vice-president in A certain contingency woilld not be permitted to live. There is the southern spirit that prevailed before, the war and that finally proclaimed’ rebellion, Shall we have a revival of the club of Keitt and the yawp of Yancey? Aréwe to be told again that the northerfi representative is a mudsill, and frequently reminded: that the southern -representative is responsible “outside as well as inSide this chambek’:? He was lost OUR MENTOR’S ‘MOTIVES. HE MUGWUMP, according to the Rochester Post Express, “has solved the great problem—securing a maximum of spoils in return for a minimum of votes. He is for the citil:service reform that puts him- self and his friends into office.” While that is true, let us not urge it as a reflection on the mugwump’s motives. He wants office, not for his own sake, but for that of the people. He wants it because he is good. He thinks he knows more and is more honest than anybody else, and for that reason he is the only person fit for office. He never serves himself, but he serves his beloved and endangered country. Oh, let us never, never forget that. 1 HOW THAT ROOSTER CROWS! THE FF ‘CH are too emotional in behalf of the Russians. They wine and dine them and loan them money. The women embrace them, and the men carry them on their shoulders and shout their praises. ‘Thus, they think, the kaiser and Austria and Italy are frightened, and in their imagination they see those powers humbled and Alsace-Lorraine their own again. But the czar is uncertain in his dealings with republics; and again there is always disputed territory in the Pamirs which might make England an enemy of the czar, along with the Germans, the Austrians and the Italians, at a critical moment. The French shout well before a war, fight well during a war, and weep profusely after the war is ended. comicbooks.com