Judge — November 4, 1893 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Including the Cwrerststas Juoce. FOREIGN SUBSCRIPTIONS Toatt for. intries im the post Sa sear, THe JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPANY (JuDcE BurLnINo). Cor, Fifth Ave. and 16th Street, New York, £27 NOTICE TO PUBLISHERS.—The contents of June are protected by copy- Fight in both the United States and Great Britain, Infringement of this copyright will be promptly and vigorously prosecuted. THE LOST CORD—Meyer. GROVER WEARS his monocle as he went to the war—by substitute HE SENATE of this state was lost by thievery. It can be regained by votes. XQUIRER" wants to know how to pronounce Valkyrie. Dennis," my boy—Dennis. r US SAY gently of the dissipated man that very likely, poor fellow, he hasn't a centre-board. IF MAYNARD were to be elected that would be the gravest offense known to the people of this state. THE MORE NEGROES burned the larger the number of negro atrocities. Is there no lesson in that? S AN “unlawful assemblage” Emma Goldman may be said with peculiar force to have been too numerous. HUMBERT TO BISMARCK— “Here's a palace, sir. Come and be sick in it as long as you like.” W'!TH THE FALL of Maynard down goes Hill; and as the latter is a ood political prophet he has already be- gun to pick himself up. QTHER NATIONS must not interfere with Brazil. It is the right of a republic in a civil war to kill as much of herself as she possi- -bly can, Husky meadow-pateh. up to his knees durned fool stop # Site Hoski head fust.”” CHICAGO on her day at the fair, according to a contemporary, “ sur- passed her own expectations.” It doesn’t seem possible. It is like climbing a liberty-pole six feet above the cap. T 1S THOUGHT by Harper's Weekly that the Cleveland men of this state have been bribed by the Hill men to keep the peace; but they ¢ the spoils and cut Judge Maynard just the same. R H. STODDARD says Edwin Booth was the last of the great actors, + thete are no more intellectual audiences, and there is no actor who can read blank verse correctly. Alas and alas! And Mr. Stoddard is the last of our great poets, SOLEMN TRUTH. OBERT LINCOLN thinks if McKinley wins in Ohio he will be the next Republican candi at is both fact and nd other Republican favorites had better sing small till the middle ovember—and later. te for president. T WRONG END FIRST. SIL Hoskins, JR, (out of breath)—" Drop that ere hoe, dad, an’ run fer yer life down to the south crossin’-pole on the Our hired man has fell into Miry brook the mad an’ I can’t git him out.” Site Hoskins, sx, (leisurely) — NOW AND 'NINETY-SIX. F THE ELECTION of 1892 were to be held over again this week does anybody doubt that Harrison would be overwhelmingly elected? But the importance of that kind of change will be as great in ‘96 as it is now, and this is the time to begin to work for it. Elect the Republican ticket on the seventh of this month and that will be a glorious beginning. GENTLEMANLY BULLIES. THE PRIZE-FIGHTER is continually telling what a gentleman he is, | evidently having apprehension that the fact may be overlooked or un- discovered. A bully recently convicted of brutally beating an old man tells in many different ways what a large-hearted, generous gentleman he is, and how utterly lacking in gentlemanly qualities some other men are— among them the husband of a woman whose companionship he abused. These things seem odd, GLORY. HIS COUNTRY led the way in the matter of iron-clads. The Merri- mac was the first, and, having been whipped by Ericsson's Monitor, after ripping up the Cumberland and other vessels in Hampton Roads, the naval warfare of the world was revolutionized. The fastest yachts are built here. as has been several times demonstrated; and if our English friends invent something better our inventors will invent something better than that. It is Yankee ingenuity, It is manifest destiny, and we can’t HONOR TO J. ISCARIOT. ITOR of the Albany Argus indignantly of the Judases of the Democratic party, especially * Judas” Pulitzer, He thinks that every Democrat who repudiates Maynard is a Judas, and therefore so characterizes every Demo- cratic member of the bar association, every honest lawyer, and pretty nearly every Cleveland Democrat in the state. Perhaps this is a compliment greater than the late Mr. Iscariot ever received before, and we beg to fling a laurel and a couple of shamrocks to his memory. THOSE BOYS. HALLOWEEN David B. Hill will go down-stairs backward to see if he can’t be caught by the goddess of lib- erty and forced to occupy the white-house directly after Grover gets out of it. Sen- ator Stewart will hang cabbages on the white-house gates, and Brother Teller will fling stones at its windows and run around the corner with ghoulish glee. Uncle Pef- fer will tie his’ whiskers in a Grecian knot at the back 6f his head and smile shrewd- ly at the advancing winds; and T.C. Platt will.go to bed at an early hour, like a good lad, having previously announced that he is out of politics. SOME RANK INJUSTICE. HE VILLAINY of Senator Stewart in connection with the Emma mine ought to have given him a much smaller chamber in which to do his raving. False to his client, and the robber of the English stock- holders in that institution, he should have been dismissed the bar and drummed out of all possible politics. The people of this country have short memories, and the right of free speech is the most amazingly abused of all our privileges. For a few words Emma Goldman goes to the peni- tentiary, and this man escapes that punishment to make the nation listen to him while its business goes to ruin and want threatens the door of every worker. THOSE WISER WOMEN. SOROSIS HAS BEEN telling itself how the daily newspaper should be managed, and Eliza Archard Connor thinks for her part that the woman's page should omit information for woman and be as large and dignified as the editorial part of the sheet. Everybody thinks his own way best, and no man can agree with any woman or any other man on this subject. But it is interesting to recall the case of Frances Willard and her sister, who had a daily in Chicago about six months and went out of weeping scalding tears; and that of Susan B. Anthony, who printed the weekly Revolution a year or so and whom it took about ten years to pay for the experiment. comicbooks.com