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ME AT NIGHT. crickets fainter cry S blossom in the sky s gloom: has dimmed the bloom the butterfly ; "Yes," said Blufkins, drawing his chair nearer the fire and beckoning to the other fel- lows at the club to come closer, **I've made them a life-long study, and until this year 1 never could see that they differed from each other in the slightest degree. Now here's a blossoms fleck the walk girl whom every one calls a summer girl, and iger-lily stalk | after a while every one calls that same female rm crawls and clings and falls | a winter girl.” ‘* Then there isn’t any differ- rs down the garden-walls ; ence at all,” remarked Blake, looking curious. Oh, yes, there is, my boy,” answered Bluf- kins very seriously.” ** Well,” continued Webb, “what is the difference?" ’ “Ob, about three months."—Boston Budset, TOO MANY to print; that is why we never use testimonials in our advertising. We are constantly receiv- ing them from all parts of the world. ‘The Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is the best infant's food. Grocers and druggists. things, with double wings raspish flutterings, by so very high { fangs and stings ; ithin, is stilled the din rocks the baby i ind gate and latch’s weight and the lips of Kate James Whitcomb Riley. LINES TO BABY RUTH. "Tis a truth, ‘tis a truth, Baby Ruth’; You've a sister. Have you kissed her, Baby Ruth? Are you quite resigned to-day ‘To move gently out the way While your sister has a say, ; soothes the child, softens the | pain, cures wind colic and diar- tsa bottle, le family felt terribly bad when 1 domestic as she applied for an- Why, even the crockery in broken up."—Xochester Dem The object of the buzz-saw or cart-wheel hat | to pat an honest dollar's worth of straw in a ollar tile. —/ndianapelis Sentinel. | Baby Ruth. Cease your prattle, Yield your rattle, Baby Kuth. But did this your hopes destroy Put a bridle on your joy? Didn't Grover want a boy— Baby Ruth? Atlanta Constitution, Cease coughing, by using Dr. Bull's Cough Syrup. It will cure you at once, Visiter—" Won't it soon be time for the equinox *, Mrs. Newrich—"1 am gad you mentioned it. I'll have Mr, Newrich fet tickets for it right away."—Chicago Juter- Oveos, The mining-camps of the west may be de- serted and the farmers may be getting discour- aged, but the westerners can still take hope. ‘The ‘train-robbing industry is flourishing.— Buffalo Enquirer. Everythi even want tot yet eal n Jow American goes in France. ‘they crican servants there, and have {that there is no such thing.— Kpacn CHAFING, Itching, Dandruff, PRICKLY HEAT, and Odors from Perspiration, Speedily Relieved by PIANOS. Warerooms: **33'6.*tota t,** Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large | addition to our factory, which will enable us | to make 50 Pianos per week. Packer’s Tar Soap. AT MODERATE PRICES. Wards Off Contagion. NY. Sold on installments and rented. oth Edition, postpaid for asc. (or stamps.) THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls “of, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF. HARLEY FARKER, F. R. A. S. ._K. Lone & Co,, 1013 Arch St., Philadeipbia. Pa very ¢~ should fead this little book." —Afenaru GENTLEMAN'S Emperor William is sliding on a cellar-door with matches in his hip-pocket. ‘The really ex- citing manccuvres will come along later.—ew York Commercial Advertiser. that the new Cleveland baby is en they could have named him he was after Ruth.— Utica A Handsome Complexion one of th reatest charms a woman can pos+ ‘ot. «i's Complexion Powder gives it, The governor of Indiana has created great surprise in pugilistic circles by meaning what he said about stopping prize-fighting.— Vash rgton Star. A woman in the eastern part of the state whu has reached the age of one hundred and five years says she is certain that her longevity is ue to the fact that she has never worn a corset. The promulgation of that theory will not de-! crease the wearing of corsets. ‘There are mighty few women who would live to be one hundred and five years old even if they could. —Buffalo Expres. Ask your grocer for Cood's Extra Dry Im- perial Champagne. Ws bouquet is delicious, ‘and it is perfectly pure. ‘Try it. ‘They hired him to keep the books, And when he henceward hied Investigation proved that he Had kept the cash beside. —Ditroit Tribune, The British house of lords will wake up some | day and find itself non est. As Cromwell said to Praise-God Barebone’s parliament, ‘* Get you out! The Lord will have none of you. Go about your business.” And they ‘got. Elmira Advertiser. “He died while reading Homer,” is the comment of a New York paper on the recent death of a Brooklynite. We are told that “Homer sometimes nods," but he seems to have put the Brooklynite in question .to sleep for good.—Rochester Union. Andrew Carnegie is distinguished in the United States on account of the reputation in which he is supposed to be held in Great Brit- ain, and he is celebrated in Great Britain on account of the fame which he is presumed to have acquired in the United States.— Brooklyn Eagle. She—" Oh, isn’t that a bull?" /e—"" Yes: but you needn't be afraid so long as | am with you.” Ske— But I'm afraid you woulda’t be with me long if he came this way.”—Drake's Magazine, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828, Wills of millionaires remind us If in our graves we'd be content We should, dying, leave behind us No so much as one blamed cent. —Buffalo Courier. Judging by the silver speeches there must be an abundant supply of Samson's favorite weapon in the present congress.—Elmira Ad- wertiser, _Spriggs—"* Don't you know that early rising will make you healthy, wealthy and_ wise, as the old proverb has it?* Griggs—"* Yes; but I've been thinking the thing ail over, and I'll be hanged if, after all, I think it’s worth it Somerville Journal, a _ In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the ween ‘Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. “po You SEE THEM?” THE UNSEEN SCIERTIFI A BIT OF MAIL, G SUSPENDERS FOR SUMMER WEAR. No more Sprawling Straps across the Shirt-fronts, FOR Do not Drag Down, ‘They never make the Trousers it the Trousers up bebl ‘They do joe, ta 4a awleward position. ‘There ta no position one can get AT-LARGE. ‘They are the oal ‘and are entirely easy and comforiable to the Prices, by mail, prepald, 50e, 736, ‘Wear them once and yon will have a palt for each SCIENTIFIC SUS: FULL DRESS. “No™ Gallases 7 cover the Shoulders. c CTL GNC 4 od ear off buttons, or lift the Trousers up Into that will ring a strata on the Trousers or Su iy Suspenders made that perfectly suspend the Tr 00, and 83.50 per pair. ‘Percoal Cheqocs oa tld backs Ald tea cent for ellection, i of trousers. CO., Ltd., Battle Creek, Mich. venders. frousere, A Better Coc i) ENDER C ktail at Home Ghe Club Cocktails HOLLAND GIN, TOM GIN and VERMOUTH ‘We guarantee these Cocktails to be made of absolutely pure and well matured liquors, and the mixing equal to the best cocktalls served over any Sarin the world; being compounded in accurate proportions, they will always be found of uniform quality, and, blending thor- oughly. are superior to those mixed as wanted. e prefer you should bay of your dealer. It he does not keep them we will send a selection Hof four bottles, prepaid, for $6.00. 6, F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Prop’s. |. ¥., HARTFORD, CONN., and 20 PICCADILLY, W. LONDON, ENG. (BF For Sale by alt Druggists and Dealers. Has Colonel Phoebe Couzins been chloro- formed ?—Chicago Mail. Baby Ruth and Dave Hill should compare noses.—S¢, Paul News. GENTLEMEN! Don’t suffer longer with imperfect and unreliable Coutar Buttons. A postal card will bring you a circular describing “The Benedéet?? patent. 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