Judge — October 7, 1893 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE ° BE KIND. = [F THE sight of the cool driver of an ice-wagon maddens you to-day, don’t kill him; let him live to have rheumatism in his back next fall. CHICAGO HASTE. First Chicago girl—“ Well, you have had a time with your husband. How did you ever come to marry him ?* Second Chicago girl—“He de- ceived me. Why, Sophy, actually every one of his letters of recommendation was forged.” WHERE IGNORANCE IS NOT BL SOLEMN TRUTH. Ves, the dog is muzzled, but the man is nearsighted and hasn't dis- YOU never hear of a ballet-girl getting covered it yet arrested forhaving no visible means of support. IN A THEATRE- BOX. MxS, MANHATTAN SPRAKS. A STRICT SABBATARIAN. ‘They were wandering on : ae : ‘The sea-shore, vowing love T00 carly, of course, and my costume Primus —"\ won't ride on the street-cars on Sunday Bor evenncre! Will not make the least little show. because the employés have to work.” But they knew not in their We might have stopped longer at dinner ; Secundus —"And 1 don’t go to church because the Paving at een Vou remember I told you so preacher has to preach on the day of rest.” . To sit here like sticks! not a creature As yet in the house that we know. HIS ESPECIAL PRIVILEGE. It really is quite too distressing — , Oh! there comes Miss Genevieve Snow er) A CONGRESSMAN has the advantage of all 1 other wise men. No matter how much suffering there is, it is his privilege to tell just ‘The inns ts an atspiote fright) how the remedy might be, but really can’t be, n Tal a be damact al beige ; ( 4 reached. After that the remedy is captured and Good gracious! can that be her lover? Just look at him now! No; that object : 4 % Ait, applied. Is surely—believe me—not right. : § For heaven's sake, please note this bonnet ! : Migima WANTED THE LOCALITY NAMED. Did ever you see such a sight? % 7 i Miss Kittish —“ Oh, Mabel, there’s a Jack- And that cape—why, what ails some women the; hugger loose In town, slegeleeag - 1) . Miss Giddey (cagerly)—" Tell me what part To get themselves up in such style? (; pag wes dee city 104 Bt a ‘That coat on the woman in purple, ( 3 of the city: he's-operating i! The cut of the back is quite vile. / Wy <a) . Who's that in the box? Did you ever? Hy, x ‘ \ \\ THE RESTAURANT OMELET. Cholly Ward and Mrs. Dick Lisle. I think I'd be seen with my husband For variety—once in a while. Patron —* What do you call that?” Waiter—" Faith, 1 think ‘tis some eggs toied in a hard knot.” ‘There's that horrid old frump, Mrs. Blue- Point, ‘That female I simply detest. Don't stare so—don’t, don’t, I beg, Freddy, And sit up and straighten your vest, And hand me my fan and my lorgnette, Till I take a good look at her guest — MR. MANHATTAN THINKS. Great Scott! Heaven be thanked ! there's the curt, “af, Now I'll have a few moments’ rest, i 6. POWER OF LOVE. 1, Eri (en p, m.)—" Ob, Charley ! If 1 give you my love will you walk hereafter in the narrow path of rectitude, eschewing tobacco and liquor and all bad company ?° CHARLEY—"* Ethel, [swear it!” Ernet—“ Then, Charley, I am yours, and so good-night !" COMPENSATING ADVANTAGES. Mother —“Aren't you sorry for the little boy with his arm ina sling Bobby —"Y-y-yes, but just think what a pile of candy and such stuff he must get!” THE LAST RESOURCE. Mrs. Gramercy —“ The weather is so stormy I don’t think, we'll have any visitors to-day Miss Gramercy —" Well, ma, 1 can't stand such ennui for a whole day. 1 intend AN IMPEDIMENT IN 1S sPeKCHL to lie down and send for the doctor.” “ 2. Charley at twoa.m., same night, having met a friend on the way home. comicbooks.com