Judge — September 23, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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EXCITEMENT. ad the fountain in the street See them meet t with winks each other greet. cy, assuming looks profound, Gaze around ; one eye is near the ground, re a world of interest lies. Is it wise sto rivet manly eyes the girl? D'ye know her name? What a shame! fe or maid, ‘t were all the same, ntent and earnest crowd, But not loud, i some heads are forward bowed 1 the better they may sce— Merely she? here or what else can it be? the she who's here to ride, Though her pride Sort o' shirks the wheel to stride. Hare she on that thing to get? Well, you bet ! jing ever beat her yet Sec! she’s on ; that is, she’s ** Do they scoff? Not a disrespectful cough. off,” . the agony men feel As they steal Views of girls who mount the wheel. ~Join Albro in Syracuse Standard. vrur for Chil- gozsallays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- Thea. 25 cents a bottle. Absenteminded professor —* How do you do, Miss Schimmelpfenig ?" Miss Schimmel ig—""| am very well, thank you." Pro. “ Luut why are you in mourning?” Afiss melpfenig—* Don't you know, professor, my father died last week?" Professor— ‘oa don't tell me so! When you go home your father that Iam very sorry to hear of ction." —Siftings, CHAFING, Itching, Dandruff, PRICKLY HEAT, and Odors from Perspiration, Speedily Relieved by Packer’s Tar Soap. Wards Off Contagion. {A \crand |COMBINATION. | YALE MIXTURE FOR THE PIPE. |A Delis ful Blend of St. Fames Parish, | lowisian.:, Perique, Genuine Imported Tur- ish, Ex! + Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright | Long Cu’, and Marburg Bros.’ Celebrated | Brand ‘Pickings.* MARBURG BROS. ravelera willbe delighted with the fon ERLY. Beenie Head -YQUMANS CELEBRATED HATS. gate a2 quality of the material used, the ex- TeRue Po the lightness in weight, and the great *.orantee that Youmans has no superior. 58 Broadway, NEW YORK. rized Agents in every city. 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Grocers and druggists, If Mars is really peopled, as astronomers de- clare, There ought to be a means devised for reaching people there, We might build a bridge or railroad—though it's not an easy grade— For the holidays are coming and we ought to catch their trade. —John R. Barrett in Printer's Ink, If enterprise, progress, business judgment and mercantile honor are concentrated in any firm in the piano-manufacturing business that firm is Sohmer & Co. Having commenced business but a decade of years ago the name of Sohmer is to-day a household word in every city and town in the country where music is loved and cultivated, In fact, so well-estab- lished is the name of Sohmer that in nine cases out of ten, unconsciously, as it were, it is followed in the mind by the word piano. Riots never feed hungry men nor furnish work for the unemployed.—Baltimore Ameri- | can, Kpacw PIANOS. Warerooms: *%sWsigots M48 N. ¥. Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory, which will enable us to make so Pianos per week. ‘These Instruments arc unexcelled, and are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold on installments and rented. ‘20th Ediv.on, postpaid for ase. (or stamps.) THE HUMAN HAIR, Why jit Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remed: By PROF, HARLEY PARKER, F. R.A. K. Lona & Co, 1013 Arch St., Philadeipbia, Pa. Bvery one should fead this little book."—A thenaum A PEDAGOGUE'S WOOING. The pedagogue among his pupils had ‘A maiden fair. He loved her who would not? Her eyes were soft And turned to his with saucy glance full oft; And when his tiresome Latin put her out Her pretty lips were all too prone to pout. He longed to kiss them—love had made him mad— But did not dare. One morn he met her on the way to school. The hour was late; But wait he would not, could not, sighed, * Sweet maid, I prithee, be my beauteous bride. Already hast thou marked, nor need I tell, That I have loved thee long and passing well ; Nor time nor absence can my passion cool. Let's conjugate." ‘Thus he “Ah!” with arch modesty replied the fair, “That would be fine; But ‘tis impossible, for, as thou know’st, Small stock of learning’ can thy pupil boast. The first declension now absorbs my thought ; ‘The verb I have not yet at all been taught, I cannot conjugate. All I may dare Is to decline.” — Yankee Blade. Naturally fermented in the bottle, perfectly pure, with a delicious bouquet, Cook's Extra Dry Champagne can be drank by the most del- icate. Jagson says it's a wise man who does not re- peat his own wisdom.—Zvmira Gazette. Unete'Rastus—" V'se willin’ ter "knowledge dat I stole de ham, sah, but dar am extenuart- in’ sahcumstances kernected wid de case, sal I was ‘toxicated, sah, an’ didn’ know nuffin’ what I was ‘bout.” Mr. X.—"* I don’t believe a were intoxicated, Uncle Rastus."” Uncle "Rastus—'*'Deed Twas. kin prove hit. 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