Judge — September 9, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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; THE LANDING. the balusters.) pobby, ; Johany, setat 4 1-2 Bobty— Do you kr 00% Up int And made cowhy they've put us in that back tic, close against the sky, Jeve our nursery ’s a cloak-room? » you know why? n't; mor why that Sammy's thinks horrid ‘cause he bunged m down there like any other— No more don’t 1. ny nurse says it isn't manners me to ask folks twice for pie s that man with two bananas? Lio you know why? Do you know For you Asd no one | xd moce I don't; nor why that girl whose ¢ shoulders don’t catch cold and die, you ai gets croup when we un- dresses No more don't I. _ —Bret Harte. Mas. Winsiow’s Sooruie SyRuP for Chil- rea Teething; soothes the child, softens the ‘sail pain, cures wind colic and diar- cents a bottle. Cornelius Vanderbilt was a passenger on the ‘ampania on its recent trip when it tempted and faiied to break the record. ‘The pain says the failure was due to high head sas and heavy swells. This is unkind and tnjust — Troy Press. He was a daring aeronaut, And had a fine balloon, jis wealth all in it ped to Zo up soot ‘The day came—it was missing ; His grief none could relieve. His wife had gone and used i For the pattern of a sleeve. —Milwoaukee Sentinel, CHAFING, Itching, Dandruff, PRICKLY HEAT, and Odors from Perspiration, Speedily Relieved by Packer’s Tar Soap. Wards Off Contagion. \ GENTLEMAN'S SMOKE. YALE | MIXTURE Mate by ManouRG BROS. A Delightful Blend of St. James Parish, Loulstana, Perique, Genuine Imported Turkish, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ Cele- brated Brand “ Pickings." CCS) ill. be delighted with the funny THE OW Bee EE ION worl it > Porzoni's, It is a noticeable fact that in congress there are two Taylors, one from ‘lennessee and one from Indiana, and Robbins from Alabama, none of whom have yet handed in a bill.— 7ray Press. After all, ‘it isn’t surprising that a| newspaper which applies a singular verb to | the forty-four states of the union should try to | make a plural verb agree with ** none" (no one). One eccentricity is as bad as the other. What a grand sentence is this—* The United States is all right. None of them have seceded," — Rochester Herald, _ Insist on getting Cook's Extra Dry Cham- pagne if you want a pure article; there are no headaches in it. One of the keepers in the Philadelphia 200 says that an elephant will tremble with fear at the sight of a mouse. One good trait about | the elephant is that it won't give one of those ear-splitting screams, jump on a chair and gather its clothes above its shoe-tops until its male companion comes to its rescue and then faint, like most of the young girls do,—Morris- town Herald, One of the most ungrammatical remarks T ever heard was that of a girl who waits on table at a boarding-house. ‘The fat boarder had a piece of roast beef that was very rare. He called the gil and said, ** Mary, I want an- other piece of meat.” ‘Do you want a piece that’s doner?” asked the girl; and the Vassar graduate on the other side of the table broke her suspenders while laughing.—Buffalo Ex. press. Some puts the accent on the qui And others on the nine. No odds, just so it stops the chills | From creepin’ up yer spine. —Kansas City Journal, Harry—"' Vow deplorable! Young Brown, son of the railroad magnate, a raving maniac?® Will—"'So 1 have heard.’ Employed in an insane-asylum.” //arry—"' Employed, did you say?" Will—"Yes, He is invaluable for naming new Pullman cars."—Pittsburg Bul- letin, Kace irae Warerooms: **%e'.*tots sc, ° N.¥. Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory, which will enable us to make 50 Pianos per week. ‘These Instruments are unexcelled, and are sold. AT MODERATE PRICES, Sold on installments and rented. 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Oatbin—* Did you hear Friend Clovertop’s boy had taken a degree at college?” Hayseed— *E don't like to say anything agin a neighbor's boy, but T reckon it's true, fur he used to take most anything he could lay hands on when he was a little felier.” A CULTIVATED TASTE would naturally lead a person possessing it to prefer the best things obtainable and guard against imperfections. ‘The Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is unequaled in quality, asa trial will prove. Grocers and druggists. He threw his arms around her neck And strained her to his breast, And there they stuck. for he had caught His whiskers in ber vest. —Clothier and Furnisher, niber of Jupox’s Lrnmany supplied on de- 10 cents, macd, “Did you notice that Wittington left the room just as Miss Alto began singing How dear to my heart are the scenes of my chil Yes; he doesn’t like the song. Doesn't like that beautiful song?” You see he was brought up in a reform-schoo! —Detroit Tribune. When thus the preacher spake the text ‘The wondering congregation smiled— ‘ How sharper than a serpent's fang It is to have a toothless child!" — Yonkers Gazette, Mrs, Greene—"* Hoarhound, ¢ getting cheap- er, is it not?” Mr, Greene AA NOt that 1 am aware of.” Mfrs, Greene—"* Why, yes}: it i: Just see that sign in the druggist’s window— *Hoarhound drops five cents.'"— Yankee Blade. 4 As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is perior 10 BOKER's BITTERS, renowned ¢ 1828. Kate—"Are you | afcaid of the cholera?” er. sie—" For pity's sake, don't mention either cholera or fumigation’ or disinfection in my presence. Even the choir at church to-day had something to say on the subject.” Kafe— “What on earth do_you mean?" fessie— “Well, we had just finished disinfecting the house and were worn out, and that wretched choir got up and sang, ‘And He shall purif Exchange. 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