Judge — September 9, 1893 — page 10: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

And no John No mot Of | Wrea d pane RIGHTEOUS INDIGNATION. Weary WaLKker—‘' Here is anudder article on grasshoppers as a food. Says dey are very fine eatin’, cost noting, an’ nobody need go hungry.” Rusty Jor—" Ves; dat's always de way. Dey don’t stop to tink how ‘west us poor fellers would have to hustle to ketch a good mess of em.” pai TRANSFERRED DECORATION. ‘ tnjest.- A STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND. A PRISONER charged with violating the game laws was taken before a New Jersey justice } of the peace. He pleaded guilty to having shot some dozen or more birds. The F magistrate directed an officer to open the bag and count them, When the game was pro- duced a roar of laughter shook the court-room. As soon as order was restored the judge 7 turned to the astonished culprit and said, 1 “You can go, stranger, There is no law in this state against shooting Hackensack mosquitoes."* MISSING-WORD CONTEST. Any person sending to the JuncE office the missing word in this picture, together with post-office order for five dollars, will receive JUDGE post-paid for one year. DISPOSED TO QUIBBLE. a Young wife —* Henry, I wish you'd give up the use of that vulgar expression, ‘Get a gait on you.” I Fee Came ak = iii Ge cooked new tacos Henry —" There's scriptural authority for it, my dear.” a 5 C 4 Young sense.” th’ boss at th’ office wor afther givi i é yes ‘ Mr. Cavoiitin—"‘Ain't it a thrifle long they are, me Henry —" No nonsense at all. Didn't Samson get a gate on him when he walked away " from Gaza? SOME CONSOLATION. WO colored tramps who had solicited the charity of a whole village without getting so much as a crust of bread’ sat HIS PLACE. Rosalie—Cholly, of course, will insist upon being : A Bee down by the wayside to commune. included in the the: . las WA Mose —" Bress de Lawd, Sam, dat we ain't like de leppuds.”” What part shall we assign to fa z Sam —"1 done jess clum onto yo" idee, Mose.” him? Mose —" Kase we kin change our spots.” , Foster —""Well, ch —1 should say he'd be available as—as—first walking stick.” Sa oe \ 2 : HE FELT SORE. Jury Cavounan (later in the _5. u ] 6+ }JOW beautiful Miss Clab- rc evening) —"" Fait’, Oi'm not shure J berton Flooks 16 ake AG but p{what th’ ould man wor right. | Z satel t It's a shmall bit Oi'll tek aff th’ J ty NA at '+) Pelham! She is certainly the . legs.” 2 Dea 4): iy 3 cream of our set.” SPOTTED. % ny “Yes,” sighed Pelham; “the cream that sours on a lover ss] DON'T very easily.” think he : — hails from Mich- n."” Mr. Caucnian (at se m.)—" Piwhat’s moine is hi be th’ sem token pfwhat's haps not, but he moine fer me Sunday mar-rnin’ 9 has the Kalama- shtroll.”* z00 style of tal ing hold of a girl's arm.” “Well, per= RIGHT AGAIN. van Lamp —*That Mrs. van Gamp ~£- must aggravate her husband dreadfully, 1 dare / y I<. say when he told her of your losses in that last die 2 break in stocks she said ‘I told you so."" me i aean Mp Van Lamp —* She did. spe a Aal/-howr * tater) — 31 Oly bade, THE RACK QUESTION, Mrs. van Lamp—" 1 twld you so!” like a jude Oi'd feel, wid th’ attintion comicbooks.com