Judge — August 26, 1893 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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JIMMIE AND THE SPRINGY BRANCH. ‘Grab her quick, Jimay, while 1 hold the branch down, AT CONEY. R. HARRY HEAVYWEIGHT is discovered by his inamorata and her family while he is taking a sly ride on the merry-go-round. Smalt boy (in the audience)—" Git onter de fat dude a-ridin’ de camel- opard! Ie wants one o' dem rings fer his weddin’.” SUDDEN DEATH. Bunker —*Nour fiancée tells me her pet dog is dead.” Hill—"Yes, He took dinner with me last night. A WISH. js a queen; the sweetest bards Sing to her mervily. When Cupid shuffles wedding-cards May she be dealt tome. y.x.m. NATURE’S COMPENSA- TIONS. Primus—* Poor Wickes! He's gone stone deaf. You have to write out all you want to say to him.” Secundus—* What does he do for amusement ?” Primus—"Ve buys the score and enjoys German opera hugely.” AN Benper—"* Look here, Snippers ; I have only had this coat two weeks and look at the way it bags at the el- bow. How do you account for that?’ HABITUAL INCLINATION. My! ain't A FAIR OFFER. SOYVHAT will you give me to fast thirty days in your show?’ said a professional faster to the proprietor of a dime-museum. “TIL give you fifteen dollars a week.” “Make it fifteen dollars a week and board and I'll go you.” A REBUKE, Trotter—" Hotter than blazes to-day,” Miss Beaconstreet—* Ob, Mr. Trotter, what ignorance! A blaze may attain some twelve hundred degrees of heat, and the thermome- ter is only one hundred and ten.” A PRECAUTION, Jee cook that morn the house for- sook And wifey had to act as cook ; But hubby did to doubts incline, = So brought the doctor home to dine, A SUBSTITUTE, Diner (to waiter) —" Have you any canvas-back duck?” Waiter —“No, sir; but we have canvas-back ham.” Sntprers (the tajlor)—"' You see, Mr. Bender, it's continual exercise that does it.” NOT THE kKIGHT BUILD FOR DUELING TACTICS. ‘Teaciter—' Don't tum your body full on. In dueling one turns the body side on, so as to make as small a target as possible.” Turt—"' Oh, yes; I sec—like this,” comicbooks.com