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# Page 99 Analysis: Judge Magazine Satirical Content This page contains several brief political satirical quips and two illustrated sequences: **Top cartoon** ("A Dog Worth Having"): Shows a woman and man with dogs, likely satirizing proper social etiquette around pets and courtship. **Left column vignettes**: Brief sardonic commentaries on contemporary issues—a policeman arresting his own wife, the King of Siam, Russell Sage (a prominent financier), a Yale entrance examination, and Russian soldiers. These mock social hypocrisy, foreign affairs, and American institutions. **Right column**: "The Verdict of Ignorance" satirizes Kate Field's anti-smoking campaign for women, mocking the idea that moral lectures change behavior. **Bottom illustrations** ("Effect of the Elevator on Farmer Green"): Two-panel sequence showing a rural man's bewilderment with modern urban elevators—satirizing rural-urban cultural divide and technological anxiety among unsophisticated visitors to cities.
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Younc Turrer Miss PINKERLY = BLACK MAN sheds trouble as a duck sheds water, but he must have his water- melon. N THIS CITY a policeman arrested his own wife. That is clear grit, but the man must have a remarkably clear conscience. wee 1E KING OF SIAM—Adopt the Geary ‘our majesty, and apply it to the French invaders who want to destroy you. eee USSELL SAGE is doubtless the man who struck William Henry Patterson, and a suit for damages will be commenced at once. see THE RUSSIAN BEAR uses France as the monkey wherewith to pull chestnuts out of the fire. ‘The cat of the original combination is = W. COIT passed a Yale entrance ex- amination, but cannot enter Yale because she is a woman. ‘They say that education is stelligence, but this is barbarism, SILVER LUNATIC cries out, “ Give the gold-bugs h—— and commence at home!" You have evidently mixed your proverbs, lunatic. 'vis charity that begins at home—charity. eee IMULTAN: of the Siam trouble Russian soldiers occu- IIS NOSE PROTECTED AT LAST. Fizzenuent —“ Kracious! Dese new straw > mit der big brims shelter me youst like a chicken ler der wing obf its mutter.” EOUSLY with the breaking out A DOG WORTH HAVING. That's a splendid big dog you have, Miss Pinkerly. Oh, very. ‘\ EFFECT OF THE ELEVATOR ON FARMER GREEN. Cf he looks as he fects.) 1. Going up. pied the Pamirs, or the top of the world, and therefrom gave England the top o’ the morning. eee T A LATE HOUR the Irish fenian arises to remark that he was responsible for the loss of the Victoria. He probably bored a hole in her bottom with a small auger, and his purse needs filling. KING OTTO of Bavaria is not as sensibly in- sane as was his brother, King Louis, be- cause the latter, apparently having some mercy on his subjects as well as himself, bravely and humanely committed suicide. Is he affectionate?" Come here, Rover, and show Mr. Tutter how to kiss me.” THE VERDICT OF IGNORANCE, KATE FIELD insists that women shall not smoke, The coming woman, she declares, will “no more defile her lips with tobacco than with onions,” which is a blow at pickles and slate-pencils as well. She then tells how she smoked a “long nine” to the bitter end, and immediately went to bed, sick and disheartened. That, evidently, was her only experience with tobacco, and from that light fragment she draws a lesson for people who have reached their majority, What said a small-boy investigator whose little brother sickened of tobacco in just that way? “Don’t cry, Charles,” said he. “It’s all right, We all have to undergo the first very severe trial.” 2. Coming down, comicbooks.com