Judge, 1893-08-12 · page 11 of 16
Judge — August 12, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal satirical cartoon content. The main illustrated section shows a domestic scene of a man and woman at a dining table—likely depicting a social interaction or flirtation over drinks, with accompanying caption about "Londonderry Lithia water" enhancing wine's appeal. The page's satirical elements are modest: - A brief **poetry section** mocking poor poets who claim poverty prevents success ("too poor to fail") - **Small joke snippets** about fathers refusing money and the importance of handkerchiefs The bulk of the page consists of **product advertisements**: pianos, soap, tobacco, champagne, mineral water, condensed milk, and financial services. These ads reflect late 19th-century consumer culture. Without clearer identification of specific political figures or dated events, the page appears to be a typical Judge issue blending light social satire with commercial advertising rather than hard-hitting political commentary.
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BOOH! ns, when baby-boy has had a id nap ce any monarch on his throne, in slap, ‘ar wise I hold my ‘kerchief to my 0a afte And sit In this sly and quietly I move about the \ ery, [ suddenly expose my face im laugh and crow when Hoof hat rascal tries to make believe that when I first bey: and stared: vis under lip’ came out and further ou: it came, Till mama and the nurse agreed it was a “erucl shame.” 4 at does that same wee toddling, « baby do 1 kick his little heels when I say n he’ stared and And the t now He laugls and kicks his little heels in raptur- ‘ous lee, and then, Ia shrill, lespotic treble, bids me ‘*do it all asd I~ course I do it; for, as his progen- Iris such pretty, pleasant play as this that I tod itis, ob; such fun! and Tam sure that I pibide when #e are both too old 8 play the of "—Eugene Field. Mas, Wisstow's Soornine Syrup for Chil- rea Teething ; Soothes the child, softens the guins allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- cents a bottle, “Oh, I love the old republic, bound by the seas, walled by the wide air, domed by heaven's tise, and lit with the eternal stars !"—2. G, Ingersoll. Millions have drank and praised Cood's Zex- a Dry Imperial Champagne in the last forty —"'So your father declines to con- you money? I thought he was “Oh, he's liberal. Thi —sort of * unremitting kindness,’ , ymond’s Monthly CHAFING, Itching, Dandruff, PRICKLY HEAT, and Odors from Perspiration, Speedily Relieved by Packer’s Tar Soap. Wards Off Contagion | ‘YALE MIXTURE Made by Manaurc enos. ntful Blend of St. James Parish, Louisiana, Perique, Genuine Imported Turk sh, Extra Bright Plug Cut, extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ Cele- bratcd Brand “ Pickings.”” VLA BENEFIT ASSNowNY.319 8 ** You men are great discoverers.” How so?” “That Londonderry Lithia water in this claret gives an ‘effervesce’ to it which is-exhila- | Tt makes the lips smack. rating and delightful. | Prop “H A sinc Warerooms: *43%.*ticts W8% N. ¥. Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory, which will enable us. to make so Pianos per week. These Instruments are unexcelled, and are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold on installments and rented. ‘A man realizes the importance of the **small things of life" with amazing force when he sneezes three or four times in a crowded street- car and finds, when he reaches for it, that he ie yo his handkerchief at home.—Brooklyn ragle. In these days of progress the BEST | is just good enough for a buyer who} reliable food can alw: fer to the Milk. an wonder stocks are feverish.” appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, noth superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned NOT IN IT. ‘The poet sighed a soulful sigh— ‘A common thing with him— And said, as tears bedimmed his eye, “I'm never in the swim, Assignments now are all the go, Yet hear my woeful tale— T have so little here below That I'm too poor to fai —Blizzas A PITIABLE SIGHT it is to see an infant suffering from the lack of per food. It is entirely unnecessary, as a be obtained. We re- il Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Sold by grocers and druggists every- Peterby (reading newspaper) —"* No Mr. Peterby— jow do you explain it?” Afrs. Peterby— “They ought to be feverish when they absorb so much water." — 7% ammany Times. sa specific against dyspepsia and as an gis ¢ 1828. I love to steal a while away From every cumbering care And take a Pullman sleeper For Chicago and the fair. And when I've spent a week or two And seen the sights so great I love to steal a chance to ride Home on an empty freight. Kansas City Journal. “THE LITTLE FINGER DOES IT.’ Automatic Reel. Ie will wind up the line @ hundred times as fast as any other reel. It will wind the line up slowly. No ih can ever get e j)) with A iewill eave more fish than any qther reel, ‘Send for ? Manipulated en tirely by the hand that holds the rod. YAWMAN & ERBE, N. B.—Seo exhibit in Fisheries Building, World's Fair. St. Louis, Mo. s pays his honest Dollars. | Among Pianos the BEST is the tarags E, nath St, 1108 Olive Street, +4 Post Street, ei Francisce 367 Wabash Ave. Chi te “Introduce me to your friend over there.” “I can't. The truth is, I forget his name.” “T know his name th.” ** Well—er— | I forget yours.""— | | port the healthy and able-to-work children of the duke of Veragua, but the same money could be used to relieve distress in América— | which, to our mind, is a much more worthy object.—Kochester Post Express. You don’t spoil elegant suit- ings with cheap fitting and trimming. Why spoil a costly piano, car- riage, hard-wood floor or furni- ture with cheap varnishing? Our “People's Text-Book —sent free—will save you that mistake. MURPHY VARNISH CO., Fraxkuin Murray, President. + Clevelas Poeumatics not enough ; spr : forcomiort @ bat ring. fram nerves a All useru dst rentigate. idSylph. Cata. fi Rouse-Daryen Cycle Co, Mire, 9 G st.,Peoria,Ill. Wor falr travelers will be delighted with the funny Jove: ‘S QUARTERLY. Zcents. THE DELICIOUS | Fragrance, refreshing coolness, apd soft beau- ity imparted to the skin by Pozzoni's Powder commend it to all ladies. GENTLEMEN! 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