Judge — August 5, 1893 — page 3: what you’re looking at

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T MUST be remembered by those who condemn the anarchist governor of Illinois that an anarchist hanged is a Democratic vote lost. sews WE DO NOT believe with Senator Cockrell that West Point is a dude factory, because the cadets have not deteriorated ind the dudes have not improved. see : N ONE SUMMER, according to an authority, the descendants of a single fly will number over a million; yet people say the populist party is going to die. HERE ARE SOME who think that Brother Ingalls’s failure to make a great man of himself is as melancholy as the failure of the black man to improve his suffrage and his liberty. Yet Fred Douglass says there is nothing the matter with him but the jaundice of defeat. ‘ UITE OFTEN some of the inmates of the Elmira reforma- tory get the idea that rules and regulations are irksome and extremely annoying, failing to remember that that was the trouble that took them there. Apparently they have the will to run the reformatory themselves, but the place has a Brockway that is totally opposed to it. Wl SETTLING THE TALENT. Book-MAKER (and owner)—"* Now, what would yon ride Guessagain for in the Phantom stakes, next week ?” Jockey —"* Well, he’s a sure winner, and I'll ride him for one hundred.” BooK-MAKER (and owner)—"* Yes! yes! But you see—er—that is—hem— COOL BUT NOT COLLECTED. you know—er "— 4 sie ees envy Cananay—" What isi? Jockey —"' Oh, that'll cost you one thousand. It's risky. ‘on—" Mr, Oise bill, put it right on that file there.” that make romance and a business virtue of such somewhat delicate mat- “But he wants the amount ters as seduction and divorce, nevertheless invariably speak of newspapers RvY CANADAY —"* Twenty-seven dollars an’ seventy-two cents. Wh: Good.mornia i Y as reservoirs of filth and sewers of vulgarity. THE FATAL VIRTUE. ARY OF TECK, wife of Prince George, employs much of her time in knitting and needlework, and. makes ita point to be ndustrious even when entertaining callers. Doubtless this is one of the reasons why Victoria preferred her for queen after Alex- andra, and history may rank her as ont of the sweet and domestic kind. But if she darns George's socks we predict a divorce or atragedy. Industry is a good thing, but the woman who, darns socks sews yarn to produce bunions and all manner of unhappi- ness, SOME LITERARY HARMONY. ITERARY MEN are unavoidably critics, and usually critics are men who like nothing that they do not do themselves. Thus the amazing thing about the Chicago literary convention is that every member of t escaped with his life, though it is a fact ablished by a good deal of their own criti- THE OTHER WAY ROUND. A Ny cism that some of them ought to be killed. = we grs idn't T tell TERN | PARENT. — \; Creat, Sontt | We especially object to the meine Gt Braietese pea baa ee ial dearer ieee Tee ight you in may What an ass twas to forget that that j ieuse7* fellow kicked on the Yale foot-ball Boyesen, who, writing for several magazines "°US* team.” comicbooks.com