Judge — August 5, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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Aotker—"* Should you go to earning your own living you would have to be the obedient servant of any employer you might have—always at his beck and call, jluays ready to do the bidding of your supe- rors, and having not an hour you could call yourown.” Ambitious girl—"* That would be horrid, I want to be independent of pa, but Til all no man master, and I’ shall want my oma way in everyt Mother—* That's easy. Get married."—WNew York Weekly. Am For all forms of disordered stomach use Bromo-Seltzer. A palatable, prompt cure, “Pay for bullion in silver dollars," says esentative Van Voorhis of Rochester; to which JUDGE echoes, ** Excellent idea so far as the oxners of bullion are concerned. but they doa't like it." JUDGE is wrong. That is ex- xcly what the owners of bullion are demand- ing—the prvilege of taking sixty cents’ worth of bullion to the mint and receiving a silver doliar for it. 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