Judge, 1893-07-29 · page 11 of 16
Judge — July 29, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements with minimal editorial content**. The main cartoon titled "A Smoke Talk" depicts three well-dressed gentlemen in a relaxed social setting, apparently discussing cigars or tobacco—consistent with the ad-heavy nature of this Judge page. The scattered text items are brief humor pieces mocking regional stereotypes (an Englishman confused by American grammar) and social observations (girls gossiping to married women). One joke mocks St. Louis as so undesirable that suicide would be preferable to living there. The page overwhelmingly features ads for tobacco products (Yale Mixture pipe tobacco, Aranich & Braach Pianos, Packer's Tar Soap), patent medicines (Bromo-Seltzer, Beecham's Pills), and various consumer goods typical of early 1900s periodicals. The "Smoke Talk" cartoon serves primarily as a vehicle for advertising rather than political or social satire.
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FAME. Oat of the thousand verses you have writ, tf Time spare none you will not care at all, e one you will not know of it; me nor fame can scale a church- wall. — 7. B. Aldrich, or sf yard Mas, Wixstow's SoorHtne Syrup for Chil- den Teething; Soothes the child, softens the fess. allass all pain, cares wind colic and diar- Fea 25 cents a bottle. certain Englishman, not **unknown to me,” was doing America. One day, while he was tackled by the omnipres- and asked to give his opinions of fer glorious country. “* Your country,” he ood enough ; but really, you know, 's understand the language. Jove! bad sometimes ; it positively makes re shudder. Why, everywhere I go I hear ous expression, *Where am I at? old country, you know, we always c is my ‘at? "—Boston Budget. Now in sy, Wh For that * out-o'-sorts" feeling “Take Bromo-Seltzer—Trial bottle, 10c. Even the most rabid opponents of strong érink can have no objection to the mercury taking a drop now and then in such weather as is — Troy Press. Beecham’s Pills instead of sloshy mineral waters. ‘They have found a petrified toad and a pet rifed cat in one of our suburban towns. It is almost time to look for a petrified liar, but not widence Telegram. i1—"' Lovey was ordered out of a hotel A servant saw him kiss his wife.” —" Didn't he explain?” Saidso—'* Cer- uuisly; but the landlord simply shrugged his shoulders and said, * Impossible." "—Mew York Tiss, CHAFING, Itching, Dandruff, PRICKLY HEAT, and Odors from Perspiration, Speedily Relieved by Packer’s Tar Soap. Wards Off Contagion. oo pas GRAND COMBINATION. | YALE MIXTURE FOR THE PIPE. AD ut Blend of St. Fames Parish, Louisiana, Perigque, Genuine Imported Tur- ksh, Extra Bright Plug Cut, Extra Bright | Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ Celebrated Brand” ‘Pickings." ISURANCET#T INSURES. POSSIBLE COST—PanticULARsor NTILE BENEFIT ASS Noon 319 62" 1 GENTLEMEN! Don't suffer longer with imperfect and Gorchable Cotta BuTToNs. A postal- Gord will bring you a circular describing “The Benedict?? patent. Juoce in Made in both solid Beato “atu? Broa, WY. * of Jupor’s Limnany supplied on de- A St. Louis paper asks, ‘* Is suicide crime?" If that is the only means of getting away from St. Louis we should reply that it is not a crime. Cincinnati Commercial. Now the gardener realizes As he sums his work each day That his most prolific product Is the insectivora, — Yonkers Gazette. When a girl confides in a married woman she ‘ought always to remember that the chances are that she is confiding in the married woman's husband too.— Somerville Journal. Say of Jones that he is a dog and he will be- come indignant, mad, and want to fight. Say of him that he is a sad dog and he beams with complacency. What a difference that little ad- jective makes !—New York Press, A SMOK: E TALK. Warerooms: *ie.tests a," - ¥- Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory, which will enable us to make 50 Pianos per week. ‘These Inetramente ave wnexcsl 1d are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold on installments and rented. ACENTS WANTED ON SALARY or commission to handle the New Patent Chemical Ink Erasing Pencil. Agents making $50 per week. Monroe Eraser Mf'g Co., X 326, La Crosse, Wis. aoth Edition, postpaid for asc. or stamps.) THE HUMAN HAIR, Why jt Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the Remedy. By PROF, HARLEY PARKER, F. R.A. S, ©_K. Loxc & Co., 1013 Arch St., Philadeiphi ery one should Fead this little book. OH, IF | ONLY HAD HER Complexion! Why, it is easily obtained. Use Potzoni's Complexion Powder, A learned physician or able preacher is kept poor by an unpleasant manner. Expensive drawing - rooms because the varnish is dull and cracked, Our “ People's Text-Book"— sent free—will give you a few hints worth hundreds of dollars. MURPHY VARNISH CO., Fraxxun Muxrny, President, Newark, Boston, Cleveland, St. Louis, Chicago. AGENTS WA CELEBRATED HATS. The superior quality of the material used, the ex- guisite design. the lightness in weight, and the great jemand, is a guarantee that Youmans has no superior. 1107, 719, 158 Broadway, NEW YORK. Authorized Agents in every, city. ‘You will get more prompt attention and better servic by meatlouing Jubak when answering advertisements, and dining-rooms look shabby |»: Ebery man demands dat udder men show hiz wife and mudder courtesies abroad dat he fails toe show dem at home.—Arkansavw Thomas Cat. A GOOD CHILD is usually healthy, and. both conditions are de- veloped by use of proper food. The Gail Bor- den Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is best in- fant’s food; so easily prepared that improper feeding is inexcusable. Grocers and druggists. Money talks, but the silver dollar means lit- tle more than half what it says.—Philadelphia Times, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, ‘nothing is superior to BOKER'S BITTERS, renowned since 1828. e With an old husband's hide a widow buys a young man, “\CHAMPAGNE—HOW MADE.” This is the title of a neat pamphlet issued by the Pleasant Valley Wine Company of Rheims, New York, makers of the justly celebrated **Great’ Western” brand of American cham- pagne. The text matter is well written, and the photo-engravings give an accurate impres- sion of the process by which not only the champagne but other wines as well are made by the Pleasant Valley Wine Company. A JuDGE representative recently visited the wine- cellars of this company, and he can testify to the cleanliness with which everything is con- ducted and the absolute purity of the wine. ‘The policy of the Pleasant Valley Wine Com- pany is to supply wine of the highest quality at a fair price, and hence its already large busi- ness is constantly increasing, Send for one of these pamphlets, a eecl In these days of progress the BEST is just good enough for a buyer who pays his honest Dollars. Among Pianos the BEST is the z. rath St. ae Olive Street, St. Louis, Mo. Post Street, ‘San Francisco, 367 Wabash Ave., a — if ALL Wheels were as good as guaranteed Bicycle Riders would be satisfied. for two Scent sully Hetag Mtg: Go. 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