Judge — July 22, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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‘The Methodists may boycott and ° Baptists keep away; ‘esbyterians command Calvinists to stay m the sinful spot; and still, ¢ this churchly game, + is crowded, and it will ke money just the same. —Chicago Times. Th Fa Low's SooTHiNG Syrur for Chil- cothes the child, softens the cures wind colic and diar- a bottle, renewed his youth last week sunday-school to which he used shining morning face, creeping villingly to school.” This par- ng they were enacting charades. of the room were grouped what s would have denominated a ** pret- <3 0' gitls.”” In front of them was Spanner with the word Christians on it, and és the other side was a correspondingly large, as! correspondingly pretty, mess Labeled heathens. Ata given signal toys alvanced; each one selected a girl id pat his arm about her. It took the saun- terer fifteen minutes to discover that this was symbolic of a wholesale conversion. But finally te saw that it was indeed ‘embracing Chris- Boston Budget. The bride stepped forward in a hesitating manner and, dropping an elaborate courtesy, said, ‘* We—we are—very much obliged to you, sir, and we hope that at some time we shall be able to retaliate.” Her husband looked at her with undisguised pride in her ability to cope with a word of such length and elegance, and the minister bowed the couple out with as grave a face as he could call up with that remarkable wish ringing in his ears.—Rochester Sunday Herald. Fifty-one new second lieutenants of the army were turned out by the West Point academy Monday. It's to be hoped that not more than fifty of them will be quartered on the world’s fair by a paternal government.—Chicago Times, Oh, the thoughts, the revelations, of our age that lie enshrined In the caldron of man’s mind! How they seethe and how they simmer; how they swim and how they swirl ; How they wriggle, how they wrestl whisk and how they w! 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