Judge — July 8, 1893 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE SUMMER GIRL. HE wandered by the blue lagoon Amid the mighty show And saw the dainty crescent moon Shine in the wave below. She heeded not the wealth of art Which there was all around, For in the temple of her heart Her gentle spirit frowned. She looked across the waters wide Of calm Lake Michigan, Gazed at the moon and softly sighed, “Oh, for a summer man!" PHILIP BEADNALGH, A NECESSITY. Brown—"\ can't gét you any more crackers, Johnnie. I haven't any change left.” But I saw you with a quarter.” BARGAIN-DAY IN CHICAGO. PenEtore, (nervously)—* How much is a ten-cent piece of pie to-day?” WatTeR—" Sixty-nine cents—with the plate.”” LOSING-A GOOD DAY. A FORCED CELEBRATION. S$] WISH hadn't been born the boys wouid' celebrite’ usness was dell and the day before the fourth ‘of July,” said little Willie Waffles. “And why do you wish that, Willie?" said the sympathetic visitor. “Because,” said Willie, “I was too young to know what it meant, and I hate to waste a day like that.” ON A- PARROT. HE'LL live forever and a day, ‘And have no pains to rack her ; For on the fourth she'll never say “Oh, Polly wants a cracker.” he i) fe IN GEORGIA. ce Passenger—"What are we ROBBING PETER TO PAY PAUL. waiting for?” AN —"' Dt yez moind Chimmy's new knickybockys?” a v thot ain't me new Sunday weskit Oi'm a far- Conductor —* Waiting . for down tarrier !' the train to start.’ AN- EVEN THING. Bilter—* Look here, old man! that boy of yours put a big fire-cracker under my window at four o'clock this morning and woke me up- Now what are you going to do about it?” Muggins—‘V'll tell you what I'll do, old fellow. You put one of your triplets under my window to-morrow morning at four o'clock and I'll call it square.” WOULD MAKE A GOOD ° PLUMBER, Cobwigger— From the way Fred- die loaded his cannon to-day I'm sure he will be a successful business man.” Mrs. Cobwigger— For why?” Cobwigger— Because he doesn’t believe in small charges.” WHAT THEY INDICATE. Bunting —""The large sleeves worn now indicate an enlarged sense of humor in American women.” Larkin— 1s that so?” NTS POSITION ON AN ICE-WAGON. Bunting—“Yes; they are accus- A hot-headed young man, capable of furnishing the best tomed to laughing in their sleeve and of references, desires a temporary position on an ice-wagon. they want more room.” comicbooks.com