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The hired man has stole my pants, and he's gone with her, no doubt, ‘And the very nat'ral’ consekens is that Betsey and [are out.” —Hot Springs (S. Dak.) Hatchet, sent safely, with your address, to George H. Meafford, General Passenger Agent Chicago, Milwaukee and St. Vaul Railway, Chicago, Mlinois, will fetch to you by mail, without delay, a portfolio containing a highly-colored, correct lithographic view of the Mes, WinsLow's Sours : ren Veething ; soothes the child, softens the ums. allays all pain, cures wind colic and diar- it 25 cents a bottle. LOST TIME Wortp’s Farr Grouxps is money lost. ‘Time saved is money saved. ‘Time and money can be saved by using the Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk in your recipes for custards, puddings and sauces. ‘Try it and be convinced. Grocers and drug-| gists. | Are youa lover of champagne? Do you wish a superior article? 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