Judge — June 3, 1893 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE THE DANGER OF PERAMBULATING WELL, WELL! ‘THE AVENUE WITH A PET 64 O)H, PSHAW! I'm tired of this Chicago hotel business. There's more swindling than I can stand.” “Well, you are not going to give it up?” “Yes, 1am. I'm going back to plain bunco in New York.” NOT THE GIRL’S FAULT. Husband —"That new cook gets everything too salty. It’s terrible.” Wife—" Well, she can’t help that, poor thing. It isn’t her fault that her hands are big.” Husband —* What earthly difference can that make ?” Wife—"That shows how much you know about housekeeping. The cook-books always measure salt by the pinch.” IT MADE A DIFFERENCE. Mrs. Cumso—"1 wouldn't criticise the singer fj, so severely if I were you. He is doing his best.” wi il Mr. Cumso—*Oh, in that case it’s all right. Mm Twas afraid he was doing his worst. NEW YORK. Mrs, Burpex—* Why, Timothy, what makes your coat set so queerly behind 2” Mr. Burp) * I'm going around to see that poor Mr. Rivers after service. Thought I'd take him a few little delicacies.” WOULDN'T DO. THERE IS MUCH TALK of a union of all the churches. Henry Ward Beecher hoped, in behalf of the non- churchman, that such a union would never be consummated. He didn’t want to see all the outsiders hanged. NOT TO BE CONSIDERED. Pedestrian —" You should be in bet- ter business than begging. A great, strong fellow like you ought to look for work.” Beggar —“ What! throw up a sure 2. thing for an uncertainty?” (On the street), RED uacKLe (with gaff all on)—" Ur.reck-a- a a ‘ fe AN APPARITION. . Wutacksey (the foot.pad, who has been following his Cartan MAnMADUKE, FLUKERS — “‘ Wonder what <> ( victim in the dark)—** B-blest 'f that man’s g-got any that noise was behind me.” — ead |" comicbooks.com