Judge — May 20, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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st society men now hire glori- ifier who is bright and gentle- tell a good story, is a good judge of wines, and all that xs the softest snap in New York. lifications and a little ready cash ved anywhere almost for his own sloyer is stupid and rich. He of. So they work together. The ness is to furnish the money ctions. ‘The glorifier's business advance his patron in the gen- Vew York corr. Pittsburg Dis-| i cow's Sooruine Syrup for Chil- soothes the child, softens the pain, cures wind colic and diar- § cents a bottle, Mas. Wis Teethin:: : g—Dwelling in other people's ireard Lampoon, Horrors! Uncle John has little Johnny. He'll be sure to Mr. Binks—"* \ndeed he will. Bec | Mrs. Binks—" Bat st shall 1 lo with the thing?” Afr, Binks— ."—New York THE WORLD'S FAIR. in Central is the only line from bs ast running directly by and in full view of zara falls and the world’s fair, Illustrated Sotive folders in English, French or Ger- will be sent upon application to O. W. egies, General Passenger and Ticket Agent, The coxboys intend to have a novel contest Jose, running a race from Chadron, ria, to the world’s fair. No horses raised pc of tbe Missouri river will be in it. Riders saddles and blankets are to weigh not less ove hundred and fifty pounds each. The s boy in takes a one-thousand-dollar purse. | ethers take his dust.— 7roy Times. Chapping, This paradox we've noted down On observation’s page— ‘The man who's weighted down with years Is surely under age. — Yonkers Gazette, It is intimated that Republican postmasters are beginning to feel really put out by the con- duct of the new fourth assistant postmaster- general.— Buffalo Courier. Lord Coleridge writes—‘*Send me fifteen dozen Cook's Extra Dry Imperial Wine, 1 tried it while here and find it superior.” “Can't you pay me that ten dollars you bor- rowed week before last? You promised to re- turn it the next day.” “Ab, but you see I was |an optimist then; I am now a pessimist.’ Boston Transcript. These tornadoes are too frequent and too terrible, An extra session of congress could not produce any more disastrous wind.—Cin- cinnati Enquirer, Before breakfast Bromo-Seltzer Acts as a bracer—Trial bottle, 0c. The esteemed Vossische Zeitung objects to the translation of ** ‘Tony Brown's School-days"” into German on the plea that it is “not with- out danger to the growing youth” of the father- land. ‘Tom was never so ‘l ony before.—PAila- delphia Ledger. First little boy (at school) —** Mamma didn’t put up half enough lunch to-day.” Second little boy—"* Mebby she waited till after break- fast, an’ hadn't much appetite."—Street & Smith's Good News. KeBAcH PIANOS. Chafing, Itching, Bad Complexion, pi Oto from Perspiration, use that delightful balsamic cleanser and Antiseptic, | “Wonderfully soothing and healing." ~Journal ef Health New York. “Excellent in dandruff, chap. ping and itching.”— fed. and Surg. Rep Phila. POAP A GENTLEMAN'S SMOKE. YALE MIXTURE Mode by manounc Bros. ADelightful Blend of St. James Parish, Louisiana, Perique, Genuine Imported Turkish, Extra ‘Bright, Plug Cut, Extra Bright Long Cut, and Marburg Bros.’ brated Brand “ Picking: wality of the material used. the ex: A lightness in weight, and the great a guorantee that Youmans has no superior. NO. 719, 158 Broadway, NEW YORK. - thorized Agents in every city. _ @& “BARKER BRAND” FA LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS. ‘ES Absolutely the Best. ken, Manufacturer, Troy, N. Y. Warerooms: **id tests e,°%" 8. ¥- Owing to the great demand for these cele- brated Pianos, we have erected a very large addition to our factory, which will enable us to make 50 Pianos per week. ‘These Inctrumenta are unexcelled, and are sold AT MODERATE PRICES. Sold on installments and rented. A BETTER OOOKTAIL AT HOME THAN 18 SERVED OVER ANY BAR IN THE WORLD. The lub Cocktails Manhattan, Martini, Whisky, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and Vermouth. PEsnarantee these Cocktails to be made of absolutely pure and well ma- tured liquors, and f the mixing equal to the best cocktails served over any bar {in the world ; being compounded in a0- curate proportions, they will always be found of uniform quality, and,"blend- {ing thoroughly, are superior to those mixed as wanted. B We prefer you shoald bay of your dealer. If he does not keep them we will send a selection of four bottles, prepaid, for $8.00. G. F. Heublein & Bro., SOLE PROPRIETORS, 2 Burling Slip, WN. Y.,-and- Hartford, Comm, G27 For sale by all Druggists and Dealers, efferson was sometimes called a diffuse writer, but ‘*on the “level,” boys, that was not the reason why he did not call ** Jeffersonian Democracy” ** pie,” for short.—Courier-Jour- nal, a “Every sensible man will break off the cigarette habit,” said the doctor. ‘Oh, no, he won't,” replied Stringer. ‘* Why not?” “ Because no sensible man is addicted to it." — Pittsburg Dispatch. World’s-fatr travelers will be delighted with the funny Jupox QcanregLy. B cents Fan—"1 know a girl who can do the ser- pertine.” Nan—'‘That's nothing; { know a girl who can step into a trolley-car without climbing up on her hands and knees.”"—Brook- hyn Eagle, As a specific against dyspepsia and as an appetizer, also for mixing in drinks, nothing is superior to BOKER’S BITTERS, renowned since 1828. Jaw-bones of gigantic size have been found in’a mound in West Virginia, The existence of prehistoric pugitism is thus established.— Rochester Democrat, There ought to be some one in Sing Sing prison to guard the gi Albany Argus. President, Cleveland is: now in’ favor of an- nexing Hawaii. Perhaps this is occasioned by the complaints of the faithful that there isn’t enough poi to go around.— Het Springs (S. D.) Hatchet. Parents are not aftaid of churches, They may not belong to them, but I never saw one who tried to keep his child away. Did you?— Bill Arp. YOUNG MOTHERS should early learn the necessity of keeping” on hand a supply of Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk for nursing babies as well as for general cooking. It has stood the test for thirty years. Your grocer and druggist sell it. Our idea of a gallant man is one who will take his hands out of his pockets on a cold day to tip his hat toa woman.—A chison Globe. 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