Judge — May 13, 1893 — page 5: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“HE'S ALL RIGHT.” ‘+ PJOES Digby feel encouraged about his matrimonial pros pects 2” “Yes. He's second choice of two girls and third choice of four more.” A BAD EXAMPLE. NOAE got so drunk, that voyage oer, ‘That he forgot his name; ‘And sailors since, when they reach shore, Seem bound to do the same. FEMININE INTUITION. Cicely—" Why do you always have Mrs, Markham for your chap- cron?” cause she’s such an advertising some circus.” DISTANCE LENDS ENCHANTMENT. Foxp MamMMA—“'I think I shall send Eunice abroad to have her voice cultivated.” Foxb rara—* Very well, my dear, As long as the cultivation is done abroad I sha'n’t object.” IN DANGER. FarMER PEAsTRAW—"'I wonder who that is going up to my house?" FARMER OATCAKE- patent-medicine man,” FaxMER Prastraw—"' Gee whiz! I must rush away and . head him off, Ef he gets ten minutes’ talk with my wife she'll be down sick with every disease in the almanac.” MISSED A FREAK. , S46 LEECY claims to have per- fected an air-ship that will work,” “My, my! And the dime- museum manager was here yester- day and never got on to it.” LIKE ANY OTHER MAN. JUST like any other fellow, A policeman, I maintains Needs the use of an umbrella If he would arrest the rain, SOMEWHAT REMARK- ABLE, Clerk—" I want to get off for a few days, Mr. Hardscrabble. grandmother is dead.” My Employer—" Hicks, this is the died.”* LOCATION MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE. ON FIFTH AVENUE, NEW YORK. Cuotty—" That fellah is a perfect guy, doncherknow. He must be ON THE PLAINS, fifth time your grandmother has Clerk— Yes; grandmother was an extraordinary woman.” Texas JACK—" Boys, that’s a monkey. Them togs is a masquerade. Let's chuck it, comicbooks.com