Judge — May 6, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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\ to keep a general store, and the om rum to ribbons and from pins day Mike was called’ into the ‘Mrs. Marble-Hall said to him, I want you to go to Brown's and d me up the best hind-quarter of s in the store.” Mike took his ‘ed out of the room. He went and Brown ambled up. Mike t; then he ran his fat fingers ir and said, * Mrs. Marble-Hall sind her up th’ bist hoind. anus thot ye've got in th’ shtore.’ “Colonel, did you get your appointment?” Yes, sir; an'I didn’t wait in Washin'ton for iteither.” ** Where'd you get it, then?” ** Here at home, sir—foreign missionary to the darned heathen, an’ it didn’t cost me a vote, confound “em !"—A tanta Constitution, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. 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