Judge — May 6, 1893 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE HOW IT WAS DONE. A CRITICISM. oa | DON'T care for that man Shakespeare who writes plays,” said Mrs. Sprig- gins. “I don't see no sense in lettin’ a big darkey like that Otheller harrer up the feelin's of the audience by smugglin’ his wife.” A DELICATE AT- TENTION. Strawber—" Did you tell Miss Penstock how pleased I was with the silk traveling- cap she sent me?” Singerly—"Yes, and she said she hoped you would * Ladies and gentlemen, look at this head—perfectly bald. have occasion to use it oft- Now I sprinkle upon it a few drops of Smith’s miraculous ¢, « hair-restorer, — 2 HE DID NOT. + D0 YOU keep your mug in the shop?” asked the new barber of the man in the chair. ali} » “Naw,” was the reply. nhs HIS FIRST SIGHT OF A CABL “Tnever have it here except : f i> f a _ Me. Wavnack—"'Wa-al be gosh t' mighty! Ef they aie aa Ba SM —hain't be'n an airthquake or sunthin’. ‘The street is split 'n while it’s being shaved. < two places ez fur up ez yer kin see.” NOT LOQUACIOUS. Hig : - HE WAS A SPRINTER. Reporter —"V'd like to 4 Eye—" What's the matter with Grigsby? He is all get Mr, Sullivan's opinion of | Fast & N \ cut and bleeding, and his clothes are in rags. Re: Corbett: Z \\% Lash —He ran in a Tammany district.” : . Pye ws ~ . pay a senator Manager —"It will be Zye—" But (thought he was a mugwump ? on, impossible, my dear sir. Mr. ean Lash—"So be is.” ; ; Sullivan fev drinking: any- 5 Fye—" Then what did-he run in a Tammany district A close thing nowadays — Take the towel and rub the head.—> for 2" Lash —" His life.” GETTING HIS HAND IN. P THE HORRID First pickpocket —" Wallo, Tuffy! Where you been lately 2” ‘ MEN. ccond pickpocket—" V've been sick abed.”” H ‘ ‘Ou THOSE t pickpocket —" That's too bad, "Interfere with your work Chicago much 2 ; speculators! They Sccond pickpocket —" It did for a while, but I'm getting my are always looking hand in_ again.” foracorner in some- AN INSTANCE QUOTED. A “4 - thing Trivvet —" It takes a good deal of perseverance to succeed i) ry “ Yes, and when Yay at anything no} y Hy they find one some- Dicer —" Yes, it does; especially at being a centenarian.” ‘ys ¥ (" body is certain to get squeezed,” E MILE ZOLA ought to have been in the acad- emy of immorals long ago. m — Facts will tell.—— A_VITAL I say yes to your offer of marriage.” said the Chicago maiden. “Ask it, my precious one.” “In case of di- vorce, what alimony do you pay?* ing read the riot act to the regency, “You walk proudly, Augustus. If me suspicions be just you have should apply the arranged with the brakeman of yon cattle-train to ride to Chicago and — game corrective dis- —Tresto! look at that beautiful head of hair. Buy the leave us to walk.” " malt hi restorer. I have only a few bottles left, and I leave by the “You wrong me, Sir Vansaid, I have just ‘busted me last collar. ,cipline to his ex- next train for the Chicago fair, by special ‘request of the com- button and would fain preserve me dignity by keeping the collar down,” “royal parents. missioners.” comicbooks.com