Judge — April 29, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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1 would not live alway ; Task not to stay. But still if 1 am not Too much in the way 1'd just as lief watch ‘A few centuries melt ‘To realize just How Methuselah felt. —Youkers Gazette, Mrs. WixsLow's SooTHixe SyRuP for Chil- dren Teething ; soothes the child, softens the xy’ all pain, cures wind colic and diar- cents a bottle, As for (cee water in heaven, there is no other teced of cherubim than the Chicago article that ree aqua pura in paradise. Insert New York man tm heaven and well wager a ai of doublons against a calla-lily that ied to pay for the water he Mfiaks alter he reaches the golden streets, But igo whisky has an incandescent taste, and may be that an angel hailing from Chicago thiaks himself still on fire when he strikes haren, which must be mighty seldom.—ew sening World. Though lovely woman has essayed To show us that she can Compete in commerce, art or trade With cruel tyrant man, Yer let us give our earnest thanks, grateful tones, That ‘mongst her quips and cranks and pranks ‘There is no she Sam Jones. —Indianapolis Journal, The coroner in Boston is said to be awaiting the suicide of a poet in that city who wrote a “the two tremulous hands” of Henry Ward Beecher was subject to occa- sional lapses of memory, and it is told of him that he once made an announcement from the Pulpit in his way—"" Next Sunday this pulpit will be occupied by—by—by my son-in-law. can’t remember his name just now, but we Bath him Sam.” The most disagreeable thing In the way of weather mismating Is beautiful snow and gentle spring When they get to collaborating. Kansas City Journal, When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria, When she was a Child, she cred for Castoria. 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