Judge — April 22, 1893 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE THAT IS THE PLACE. 6] THINK I must have seen your face before,” said Tomdik to a man he met on the train, “Quite likely,” replied the stranger. “That's where I always wear it. A CAREFUL WOMAN. Ss] F THE beggar insulted you why didn’t you call a policeman?” asked Harlow. “1 am not in the habit of speaking to men I do not know,” said Mrs. Harlow haughtily. BOTH SIDES OF A QUESTION, A GREAT HIT, ee AS Dobson WwW an enter- prising editor— ever make any ‘scoops'?” “Yes, His paper was the first to an- nounce its assign- ment.” YOUNG MARKSM, drive de centre o” dat— NO DIFFERENCE. ‘ ‘OH. by the way,” said Stand- off to the grocer, “ my wife told me to bring home half a pound of tea.” “Black or green?” asked Mr. Peck. “Tt doesn’t matter. color-blind.”” REVENGE. Winterbloom—* Well, you may beat me at poker, but I'll get even with you. I'm going to let my wife order a hundred-dollar gown.” Van Winkle—" What's that got to do with me?” Winterbloom—" You wait until your wife sees it and you'll find out.” She is black spot.” HER IDEA OF IT. SS VASN'T Ceres the goddess of husbandry?” asked Mr. Dolley. “I thought Cupid held that situation,” replied Miss Kittish coyly. EXPEDITING JUSTICE. SOT HE jury was unusually quick in rendering the verdict, wasn’ “Yes, We got up a dog-fight outside of the court-house.” *Rastus (waking up, as the ball re- bounds)—"* Hope dat muskeeter won't pester mah head no mo’.” NEVER JUDGE Urtox Joxes—'I am glad Brown left his umbrella—a good one too, judging from the cover, and very"—— BY THE COVER. THOSE COLUMBUS STAMPS. S. ALEcK —""Jackey, do you know you aie a great man?" S. Aveck —" Why, you just licked Columbus.” Jackey— Vell, vell, bud dot iS nod gread. I don'd like to lick a man pehind his pack. EXPOSED AC- COUNTS. ¢¢\VITHERBY’S counter hasn't produced very much to-day. I can tell his business to a dollar by speak- ing with him two minutes.” “ How so?” “ He balances his income with his smiles.” comicbooks.com