Judge — April 15, 1893 — page 7: what you’re looking at

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THE LOVER'S KISS. A BEGINNING. Mrs, TrEETop—': Thet boy Ike has been readin’ novels until now he wants to be a cowboy.” Uncie Treetor—‘* Wa.al, he will have to begin at the bottom. Suppose, as a starter, you let him tackle the churnin’.” DESPERATE. THE three little Sikeloans are sent to pass a month in the country with their grandmogher and escape the perils of small-pox. After a visit of three days grand- mother telegraphs the boys’ father, “Let's swop. Send the disease and I'll send the children.” JuLIA—"* Little boy, will you take this letter to the post- office and mail it for me?” Litie Boy—" Yes'm.” Jura the change. SOMETHING HE FORGOT. +40." said Mr. Peck, the grocer, gloomily, no money to be made in the grocery business Take sugar, for instance. There's nothing in Here is a nickel for the stamp, and you may keep STAMPS AT RETAIL. now. sugar.” A GASE IN POINT. "You forget sand,” replied Larkin. Murphy—"* The Frenci. are right in their attitude to- ward the Orleans family. The descendants of “kings are a DIFFERENT NOW. Witherby— 1 wish I could get me a decent office- boy. Plankington—" Why, 1 thought you were brag- ging the other day about what a fine one you had.” Witherby—"1 was; but that was the first day he came.” t4 ALL THE DIFFERENCE. Tomay FLATS—"' Say, what's a-hurtin’ yer so?” Atvares Brownstone —‘*Mamma (boo-hoo!) just spanked me.” Tommy Frats—‘Law! I don't cry when my mammy licks me.” ALvaRrs Browxstoxe— But your mamma don’t have those silver-back hair-brushes.” Lrrtiz bor—“* Dis is de bigges’ snap I ebber had—tfree cents fer lick- in’ a two-cent stamp.” WOMAN’S WORK. +e THE idea of a.woman trying to collect: bills f* “ Woman is successful in other branches of business; why not, in that 2” “Because woman's ‘work: is * never-dun.” “UNNECESSARY °REPE- TITION. Attorney (to witness) —“ Would: you believe the defendant on oath?” »’ Witness—* Didn't Tsay a while ago that he’s a real-estate agent ?” IN BOSTON. Florence (aged. nine)— Mam- ma, 1 don't care to play with Frances, she is so rude. I consider her a regular Thomas-boy.” disturbing element in a re- public. “They ought to go.” Williams—* Yes, We Americans know how it is ourselves. - There are the Irish, you know.” Hex Lover—*‘ah, a letter from Julia! the stamp where her ruby lips touched it.” Let me kiss comicbooks.com