Judge — April 15, 1893 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE The czars new undershirts, made of hammered steel, are both bulles and dagger proof. The wife of the duke of Sparta, heir- apparent to the kingdom of Greece, is a sister of the German kaiser. She has not mastered her husband's lan- guage yet, and when he asks her to sew on a button for him what he says is all Greek to her. The king of Spain had to be spanked the other day, as his royal highness's temper had be- come unbearable. It is not likely that the talked-of marriage of the prin- MIXED DRINK. cess Marie, daughter of the king of Greece, to the czarewitch of Russia will take place. His folks favor the ‘match, but her folks are opposed to it. A STARTLING RESULT. William Hohenzollern, emperor of Germany, is having a new crown ‘Mrs. Fiynn—' Phwativer is wrong wid yer goat, Mrs. Dooley? Yister- ade to order, His head had outgrown the old one. day he wor th’ thinnest goat an th’ bill, an’ t'-day he looks loike a balloon riddy The sultan of Turkey is seriously thinking of having his throne up- fox. Dootey—"*Och, th’ poor thing! he bruck inter Terrence Cassidy's Polstered. He thinks he will be able to do it as soon as this year's taxes lib'ry in th’ noight gone an’ ate up his newspapers fer a month back—filled as fe collected. they wor wid thim crinneline jokes. Ye see th’ effect.” Queen Victoria has several palaces which she never lives in, and is SOME ROYAL PERSONALS. HE czar of Russia has raised the salary of the czarewitch because he has to work overtime since his promotion to be president of the imperial council. He used to get only fifty thousand dollars a year. Now he receives twice as much. The prince of Wales also has been trying to get an advance of wages, but has failed. He says his present allowance of two hundred thousand dollars a year dacs not begin to pay for the arduous duties of an heir-apparent, especially as he is advancing in years and has a growing family to provide for. His demands are under consideration by the board of walking delegates of united monarchs, but it is not expected that a strike will be ordered, for Mr. Wettin is not a member in full standing, but merely an advanced apprentice. The sultan of Borneo is named Hasim Jalilal Alam Aka- maldin, Is it any wonder that Borneo is noted for its wild men? | A HOME THRUST. FRENCH DUELIST (traveling in America, stops over night in New Jersey and docs combat with a lusty mosquito, Half awake he murmurs)—"Ab, monsieir, 1 am pinked. Ze honneur is satisfied.” f accustomed to lend them to blue-blooded But impoverished nobles. Lately her majesty’s feelings have been hurt by the discovery that some of these people have acquired the habit of renting the palaces to rude and vulgar tradesmen and of living in affluence on the continent and on the rent. This sort of thing is calculated to make any monarch cross, and we do not wonder therefore that the queen has resolved to lend no more palaces if this sort of thing isn’t stopped. She says if any money is to be made out of palace-renting she will make it herself. The duke who would rent to a tradesman a borrowed palace deserves the severest reprobation. WILLIAM Htaxpy siviTER, SEVEN-UP FOR THE SEVENTH. Primus —" Most of the senators in Washington are strict sabbatarians, I believe.” Secundus —" Yes; at heart they are opposed to the churches opening on Sunday.” AT THE PINNACLE OF SUCCESS, COULDN’T RE- Mr. AureNs—'* Send oud fer a boddle ohf dot ninedeen-cendt Rhine-vine, Leah, I vos ged me der greadesd gomblimends ohf MEMBER. mein life. Mas. Ankens—'* Ish dot so?” S¢P)ID you stay late at Mx, Aurens—‘*You bet! A feller said I beat Shylock all the Gallic ball?” hollers.” Mrs. Attrens—‘*Gome to mein arms, mein husbant. I alvays know you vould pe abbreciaded sometime alreatty.”” “T don’t really know. I'm told 1 did.” comicbooks.com