Judge, 1893-04-01 · page 11 of 18
Judge — April 1, 1893 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with minimal satirical content. The few brief jokes scattered among ads include: 1. **"Free to Bald Heads"** section: A pun-based joke playing on treatments for baldness and hair loss—common concerns in this era. 2. **Rudyard Kipling reference**: A short quip mocking Kipling's forthcoming book "Many Intentions," suggesting his stories are as poorly constructed as "paving stones for hell." 3. **Cleveland inauguration joke**: References President Cleveland delivering his inaugural address bareheaded in a storm, contrasting his "greatness" with George Washington's death (supposedly from exposure). This is topical 1890s political humor. 4. **Minor domestic jokes**: Brief anecdotes about fathers, children, and engagements occupy small text sections. The page is dominated by period product advertisements (beer, soap, cut glass, tobacco, hair treatments) with no significant political cartoons or sustained satirical commentary. It represents typical Judge magazine layout: scattered humor among commercial notices.
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Why did you do it?” Tommy— “Cause you always taught me it was more i i Yonkers Ga- Radyard Kipling, it is said, intends to call his forthcoming. book of short stories “* Many Intentions.” ‘These are probably. of the sort used in paving the nether regions, to judge from some of the infernal yarns he has already published.— Rochester Union. When Baby was sick, we gave her Castoria. When she was a Child, she cried for Castoria, ‘When she became Miss, she clung to Castoria. ‘When she had Children, she gave them Castoria. Mr. Cleveland delivered his inaugural in his bare and bald head while the storm raged and ret did not so much as catch the snuffies. That what we call true greatness. Less exposure, according to reports, Killed George Washing. ton.—New York Commercial Advertiser. Criprie Creek GoLp Fietps—If you want to make a good investment write to Frank G. Peck, Colorado Springs, Colorado. Reference, Exchange National Bank. Any amount from $50 up. “Did you get that bald head of yours from your father, Brown?” ‘No; my father never had but one bald head and he's got that yet.” —Pharmaceutical Era, If all of the royal personages who threaten to visit the world’s fair actually go to Chicago they should be grouped, numbered, and a suit- able catalogue prepared. Has space been as- signed as yet to the effete-monarchy depart- ment?—Rechester Herald. The F. & fM. Schaefer Bock _ Beer On Draught at all Customers. Bottled at the Brew Family, Hotel Export trade, ACHE FOLDING BOAT CO., MIAMINBUBG, O. YALE It is the choicest Smoking Tobacco that ex- perience can produce or that money can buy. MIXTURE swoxina rosacco Dorflinger’s American \@ Cut Glass. Everything in Cut Glass’ for the Table. “Artistic and beauti- ful pieces for Wedding and Holiday Gifts. Genuine pieces, have trade mark label. ©. Dor finger & Sons, New York. “BARKER BRAND” LINEN COLLARS AND CUFFS. Absolutely the Best. janceR, Manufacturer, Troy, N.Y. ‘A corker—A champagne-bottler.— Harvard, Lampoon. aoth Ediuon, postpaid for asc. or stamps.) THE HUMAN HAIR, Why it Falls Off, Turns Gray, and the By PROF, MARLEY PARKER, FRR S ©, K. Lone & Co. 1013 Arch St, Philadelphia, Pa. “ivery one should read this litte book." thenarw mt Guaranteed to contain no rosin or any| {ojurious substances. Delicacy of Perfume unexcelled. Sole U. S. agents, IMULHENS & KROPFF, New York, It has somehow leaked out that Queen Eliza- beth was very profane, and when angry would kick and cuff her maids. Her pictures prove that her maids knew how to collar her, and at times things were pretty ruff on her, so perhaps the case is about even.— Utica Observer. CAREFUL PREPARATION is essential to purity of foods. It is wisdom and economy to select those that are pure. The Gail Borden Eagle Brand Condensed Milk is prepared with the greatest care, and infants are assured the best. Grocers and druggists, Great editor—'* That new society reporter won't do. He has not mastered the first pri ciples of modern journalism.” Manage ‘“Eh? What's the matter?” Great editor— ‘He says ‘handsomely dressed" instead of ‘smartly gowned.’""—New York Weekly. Before breakfast Bromo-Seltzer Acts as a bracer—Trial bottle, 10c. Mrs, Rasper—"1 noticed your husband giv- ing a tramp breakfast this morning.” ‘* Oh, yes; he’s very tender-hearted, He can't even bear to start a fire on a cold morning."—/nter- Ocean. Mae—'* How is-your suit progressing with Miss Vandevere, George?” George—'* Tip-top. Why, now, when I call, her little brother wipes his sticky hands on ‘my pantaloons."— Des Moines Argonaut, and refreshing preparation, a brilliant Pansparency removes pimples, freckles lorations and is hever un- leasantly noticeable. Many complex- ion lers contain lime, white-lead, arsenic and other injurious ingredients. Thirty years of popular use has proven eee ‘of Pozzoni’s. 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