Judge — April 1, 1893 — page 10: what you’re looking at

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IN TROUBLE, ENDALL (swho is engaged to one of trvins)—"* You do look alike, and some people can’t tell you apart; but have no dificulty. ve a distingué air that Jessie lacks entirel Tie opp TWIN—"* Please, Jack, 1 am Jessie.” A CONSOLATION. O*X APRIL FIRST he makes a fool of me, Such childish jokes he is addicted to; Kat still Tam not near as bad as he, For he’s an arrant fool the whole year through. BEGAN EARLY. Mrs. Fangle—"\ must say you have your husband well trained,” Mrs. Cunso—" Yes; 1 commenced to sit on him as soon as webecame en- gaged." HIS POINT OF VIEW. LARISSA wears an Easter bonnet (How very eager she to show it!) ; But then it is not worth a sonnet, As is the face that beams below it. A dress to honor spring's beginning asa linnet ; the winni She wears, eer mei But ah, it is not wor As is the heart that beats wi NATHAN Bf, LEVY, TIN: LOsT coRD, JUDGE A CLOSE GUESS. “6G PEAKING of ages, Miss Flypp, when do you suppose I was born?” said: young Mr. Gilley. “On the first of April, I imagine, Mr. Gilley,” re- plied the maiden. PAT’S JOKE. AT was digging in a deep trench. “Hullo, Irish !" cried a man from above, “Oi'was Oirish befor Oi got in here,” returned Pat, “but now Oim a Ditchman.” TOO NICE TO SPOIL. Cleverton—*Helloold fellow!» What are you doing ‘on your ‘knees ?” Dashaway—"1 am going to wear a new pair of creased trousers to the Easter services, old man, and I thought I would get through with all the prayers beforehand.” ‘Ni = IN TRAINING. A Kingley —"\ haven't seen you for some time.” Bingo—"No. 1 have been. taking lessons in the gymnasium.” Kingley—" What for?” Bingo—“ My wife wanted me to go to an Episcopal church on Easter day.” MECOMB BROTHERS. Reci—"' Frank, will you please tell me what in the world has possessed you to arrange your hair in that outlandish fashion FRaNK—"' Ont, last night. my hat on.” Only way I can get A GREAT BLUFF, She (fondly) —"" Do you care for me as much as" He (wildly) —* Who—who?” She—"As much as ever,” she whis- pered. LABOR FOR INFORMATION. Micky —"1'd jest like to see one o° dem goody-goody boys our Sunday-school teacher ‘s allus readin’ about.” Flinty—" There's one o' ‘em in’ Mr. Whackem’s school. You can see him any day at noon.” Micky —"Yes; but how ‘Il I know him?” Flinty—"Jest stan’ at de gate an’ 1—THE INSTALLM kick ev'ry boy dat comes out; an’ Mrs. Fourtunprep—"* What lovely furniture! T'll slip in and buy it. The neighbors won't know it's bought on the installment plan.” de one wot don't knock yer down, dat's him.” HUFF BROS AMBIGUOUS. A pynniTURe Avo CARPETS I jsTAUny REGULAR. s6]S HARKAWAY a regular church- goer?” “ Regular as clock- work. He goes every aster —if it doesn’t 2—THE INSTALLMENT PLAN And this is the wagon it came home in, comicbooks.com